Who else here /drinking/ tonight? Mlk day means i have no school

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is he even touching her?

>>34178753
If you zoom in, yes

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>>34178597
I'm drunk. Enjoy anon

>>34178597
what a dumbass rhyming tattoo

>>34178954
I can't even make out what it says

>>34179018
is the best
the rest

>>34179031
I think we're missing some words farther to the left

>>34178753

sauce?

huihihuihgui

>>34178597
I was going to get drunk tonight but just as I was about to start, I started feeling unwell because of something I ate, so I didn't do it. I feel better now but it's too late so I won't bother.

I'm really pissed that I didn't get drunk tonight though.

>>34178597
>gas station near me had a buy 2 get 1 free deal on 12 packs
>took advantage of it
I've been drinking since yesterday

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>falling asleep now
Drinking seems to make me sleepy. So wish i had someone in bed with me

Tfw thread will be gone by morning

>>34180748
sauce or name of this qt?

>>34178597
get out of bed you lazy fuck

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desu KEK 3bh

>>34178597
>that pic

it actually hurts to look at that.

knowing that i've never been in a situation like that.

>>34183769
What the fuck is this, the world's least efficient robber?

>>34178597
needs more violence/10
not very convincing here