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>>34224559

I can't wrap my head around this tier of mischief

I dont blame ya OP, the house must be what like couple of tons?

>>34224559
You got balls, OP. You don't do that at my house. Ma doesn't ask for much, but when she does, you do it.

>>34224543
What do you mean by it getting BTFO'd? Is it getting cancelled?

>>34224543
your shitpost is truly shit.

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LOST ANOTHER LOAN TO DITECH....

>>34224493
>thinks I have a huge weenie
did she say something?

>>34224493
fuyck her

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>>34224493
Wear underwear you dumb cunt.

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>>34224433
Why would you need to be fixed when you have those digits?

Grimes is honestly nauseating to look at

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Grimeszzzzzzz

>>34224431

Fuck off happy person, go be happy and functional somewhere else.


Kike

>>34224464
but I want to share my happiness eith u anon

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>>34225023
ok start by killing her and yourself.

that'll make me a bit happier.

Start reading literature and slowly grow up as a person

eventual you reach the plateaus of art if you are quick on the uptick so there is nothing to gain or care about artificiality because if not else you realize the fundamental naive simplicity behind all of it
and then you have to decide that only reality can give to you all the delicious stimulation of many information
at that time you have to become a very social person and also you have to live in the woods half the time or the wildernenss somehow to observe the plants and animals and dirt
but can you make the adjustment especially if you are atrophy for so long without it??

>>34224871
I hope so. If I fail I'll just end up back here with you guys.
At least I won't be living with regret if that happens because i will have tried and failed.

This is going to sound cliche as hell, and I guess it is, but your only real option that is socially acceptable is to start lifting weights and grow a beard/goatee.

Balding is a scenario where white guys really get the short end of the stick. We can choose between
>that bald muscular dude
and
>neo-nazi
those are really the only looks you can go for, with a handful of exceptions.

My hairline is receding fairly rapidly. Unfortunately I can't really grow a beard so I'm just going for the Mr. Clean look.
I actually got good genetics for height and shoulders so I think I can pull it off. Still going to have to avoid combat boots and camouflage though.

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>>34224545
good thing I've already been lifting weights since I was 17

You sound like you're ready to go full scorched-earth, go ahead

there's nothing left to lose now

>>34224545
He can also go for the Buddhist monk look if he wears robes.

>>34224321
I think asian guys are the hottest guys desu.

Thanks op my dad saw me browsing your thread and now he wants to talk.

>>34224340
maybe he wants to talk about nice BAC

>>34224319
a.) I enjoy food. That's one of the few things I enjoy.
b.) I do not enjoy exercise.
c.) I have no intrinsic desire to do it. I don't see why I would want to do it just for my own satisfaction, that seems pointless.
d.) I don't think it would get me a gf, there's too much else wrong with me.

>>34224319
ironically I was fat as fuck and lost weight due to work/depression/drugs

now people think im too skinny

>>34224319
>why do you choose to remain fat and not lose the weight?
I already lost weight, i wasn't even that fat to begin with, only chubby.
My body looks like gutter shit. No tits, no waist, refrigerator except I'm skinny now. Face is still chubby.

So fuck off and fuck you. I'm going back to eating pizza

I was about to say congrats, but remembered where I was.

>>34224417
where are you, deer anon original coment 2k17?

>>34224295
That is a blue Russian !

>>34224244
Rock solid, baby.

yea it does that some times
now keep touching it.

"You like that"
"Yeah it is"
"I know"
etc

first for sissy boipucci

My mum is in a wheelchair

So I reckon I could get behind her and get a few digs in like.

mummy has spent her life practising the blade

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>>34224210
First for waifu posting, lads
I'm playing assassins creed black flag at the mo

2nd for incest porn

about to fap to http://www.incestflix.com/watch/sophia-sylvan-secret-time-with-mommy

wish me luck :3c

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>>34224210
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>Bob Marley comes into the surgery
>Claims he shot the sheriff, but didn't shoot the deputy
>Had an appointment here when the deputy was shot
>Wants me to give him an Alibi
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

o

>>34224187
If you really put some hard work into learning the language and do your research about jobs for expats in Japan im sure you can find a way to move there. Shit become a teacher and do the JET program

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>tfw moving to japan in march

>>34224221
I only know of 3
commercial/advertisement actor/model, translator and meme english teacher

>>34224093
>Any advice for passing this shit?

Drive

>>34224093
just bee urself
rtydggdfg

>>34224093

What country are you in?

Just assume you've failed