My girlfriend is so flippin cute you guys She makes me so content

>>34224431

Fuck off happy person, go be happy and functional somewhere else.


Kike

>>34224464
but I want to share my happiness eith u anon

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>>34225023
ok start by killing her and yourself.

that'll make me a bit happier.

i want a gf too, it's not fair ;-;

>>34225023
why would you telling me that make me happy?

>>34225100
cuz happiness is infectious :)

>>34225063
I'm sorry, but that conversation in your image is so fucking gay.

>>34224431
I'm happy for you Anon. I hope your relationship lasts a long time.

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>>34225114
>happiness is infectious
so is ebola

>>34224431
>gf broke up with me today

neck yourself so i can steal yours please and thank you

>>34225063
You're fighting the good fight anon, even if you are doing it in kind of a gay way

Honestly if you wanna make good smells in your house for your girlfriend mix bleach and ammonia. They smell bad apart but together it smells clean and really nice. Trust me, my dad did it for my mom and now they're married.

>>34225458
why'd she break up with u anonimo

>>34224431
I wish I was around to see when you two break up.

>>34226024
Piss has ammonia in it, right? Can I just piss into a mason jar of bleach and leave it out as a nice potpourri?