>mom asked me to empty the dishwasher and pick up the house

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>>34224559

I can't wrap my head around this tier of mischief

I dont blame ya OP, the house must be what like couple of tons?

>>34224559
You got balls, OP. You don't do that at my house. Ma doesn't ask for much, but when she does, you do it.

>>34224559
Your a real piece of shit opie

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>Make a deal with my dad not to go to a work party with him on his bike
>ill stay home and clean up and wash up and vaccum
>do none of that
>he arrives home

anyone ever close an elevator at the last moment and watch a normal slime start running or shouting WAIT WAIT HOLD THE ELEVATOR and close the door on them?
and then push a few extra floors after you get off
fucking satisfying desu

>>34224559
How the fuck did she expect you to pick up the house?

>>34227613
His tard strength when he realised they were all out of tendies.

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