ok so to avoid getting pic related I wrap my penis in toilet

>>34224493
>thinks I have a huge weenie
did she say something?

>>34224493
fuyck her

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>>34224493
Wear underwear you dumb cunt.

>>34224504
yes she said she didn't know I was gifted

>>34224538
but then I would have pee in my underwear

Next time you go wee wee, make a thrust/pinch motion on your johnson. Not enough to inflict pain, but enough to wring out the last remnants. If still unsure wee in the sectional toilets & dap eye hole til dry.

well you don't have much choice now

you're going to have to keep wrapping it or she'll figure out you've been stuffing your pants

>>34224597
That is what I have been doing, but occasionally some will fall off down my pants leg. I am just waiting till I get caught.

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I keep one of these in my pocket and use it to remove any leftover pee from my urethra

relax rour peanut to expel the last drop, give it some time

>>34224493
>/r9k/ - ROBOT9001

I thought I was the only fucker who had this problem. WHY DO WE EXIST? I HAVE ALL OF THESE SHITTY TRAITS.

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>tfw playing new vidya & have to pee while going commando in some sweat pants & excitedly return to game without the shake final pinch

I can feel it trickle down to my socks.

first OP, wear some boxers or something with a fly you can open up.

second, press up on your gooch and then pinch along your dick to make sure the pee is out. swing it a little. then dab with toilet paper. squeeze a little more to make sure there isn't more. you should be good to go after that

t. someone who cuddles with a girl and doesn't want her to see or feel my last piss drop

>>34224553
get her number you weenus

>always wear boxers with button fly
>very self conscious at work to avoid any last droplets
>will wait sometimes for 90 seconds trying to coax out the last drops
>zip up, about a tablespoon of Rome is suddenly released, leaving huge mark that will take 45 minutes to dry

>>34225327
>...tablespoon of Rome
What was meant in this particular instance?

>>34225962
What we have here is likely a phoneposter that uses autocorrect. They deserve ridicule and shunning for not being able to type "piss."