If somebody tells you "your dick is really hard"

>>34224244
Rock solid, baby.

yea it does that some times
now keep touching it.

"You like that"
"Yeah it is"
"I know"
etc

Sometimes when I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin

>>34224244
"Thanks for noticing"
If it was pic related?
"Yeah thanks your body is really hard."

>>34224244
>Thanks, I've been working out.

Had a fight with fat ex gf
Made a scene and was about to angrily walk outside.
She stops me in the hall, grabs me by the dick.
I tell her dont, I am going.
She says stfu its hard as fuck, gets on her knees and sucks it in the hall.

Good times