/britfeel/

first for sissy boipucci

My mum is in a wheelchair

So I reckon I could get behind her and get a few digs in like.

mummy has spent her life practising the blade

>>34224285
mummy sounds like a bit of a wrong un lad.

Would you rather have a go at your dad then?

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Reminder that real girls > waifus

>>34224373
daddy has been 40 fags a day for the last 50 years so yeah probably

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>>34224382
Don't spread your hate filled lies here

>>34224382
Bit late for a normie to be up, don't you know these are the real NEET hours?

>>34224401
>40 fags a day for the last 50 years so yeah probably

Jesus fucking christ lad. You could probably push the cunt over and win.

>>34224443
i have no idea how he's still alive, drinks half a bottle of whisky everyday friday to. guess he's like our winston

>>34224401
>daddy has been 40 fags a day

multiple personality disorder must be tough

>>34224277
Isnt funny that boipucci sounds like 'boy-poochie' ?

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>>34224382
I don't know anon, girls are pretty scary.

>>34224442
I'm not a NEET, I work 2pm-10pm

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>>34224382
got a fresh new meme for you here lads

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Time for waifu posting, lads
I'm playing assassin's creed black flag at the mo

>>34224382
She's a bit of a qt ain't she

>>34224473
you fucking what lad, you fucking want to go m8?

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>>34224534
The fuck did you say pal?

I'll have you know that I am the newest meme in town. Fought me dad and won and everything

>>34224241
Me mam is a heroin addict, so im guessing shes pretty handy with a blade desu

>>34224537
I'd like a couple of doubloons of your waifu's booty if ya know what I mean ;)

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>>34224534
>>34224564
>if i don't look at them they don't exist

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>>34224537
Having a cup of tea
Watching Seinfeld
Stress testing my computer
Posting my waifu

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>>34224382
Nowhere near as cute as my Rumi-Chan, just look at her, what's she doing on that huge cake? You can't eat it all silly.

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>>34224382
>2017
>Not playing the long game

>>34224806
>Dat peachy butt

My word

>>34224840

Waifus can't hug you, can't kiss you, can't have sex with you, can't bear your children.

>>34224902
Neither will 3D girls if you're me

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I'm in trouble, lads. It's the red wine and the cheese. About to hit 40 units and a gram. Events have become improbable. I'm going to die and be sick at roughly the same time.

>>34224806
Well I say.

I just found many lewd images of this Kurumi that are very visually appealing and intend to touch my penis whilst looking at them to rid myself of this horrid stiffness.

Thank you.

>>34224929
Think of it this way, if your drunk you won't feel the pain as much whilst your dying

>>34224929
Sneklad and Zenlad(s) and Devonlad please save. I am have trouble. Bash.

>>34224902
can't cheat on you either desu

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>>34224953
Don't mention it, she's the ultimate girlfriend

>>34224992
>that trigger discipline
Fucking dropped, mate

>>34224992
why is her eye a clock?

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>>34225093
>>that trigger discipline
>Fucking dropped, mate
She could pistol whip me with the fucking thing as long as she let me smell her hair while she did it desu

>>34224929

Raiden - Fallin' on Youtube

oh my fucking godh be careful lad
shit is major
beware

>>34225149
Her abilities are a variety of time related abilities, in order to use them it costs her some of her time alive, her clock eye represents how much time she has left, she can replenish it by devouring others and consuming their time which she does by drawing people into her shadow where I think they're absorbed or she eats them

Raiden - Fallin'

Absolutely fucking major, as is the Friction mix.

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She's so nice

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Want her to do this to me

Pringle

>>34224929
How big are you lad? How much cheese have you eaten?

>>34225409
Not eaten but smoked, that is the question. I'm in trouble lads, bigger than most of you as I am.

>stay up all of yesterday so I reset my sleeping pattern
>end up sleeping for eighteen hours
>can't sleep now
Fuck you

>>34225474
Raiden - Fallin'
Raiden - Fallin' (Friction temix)

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Pt 2

Pringle

>>34224241
I'd like to fight and murder the both of them lad. I'm here on r9k for a good reason.
I'd rather play the waiting game and hope I have any inheritance before pissing on my dads grave

>tfw East Devon

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Pt 3

Pringle 3

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Pt 4
Pringle 4

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>>34224241

>"I'll go to bed no later than 1am"
>Almost 3am, and just endlessly watching vids about Elliot Rodger

>>34225541
Devonlad can't defend against Raiden - Fallin' (Friction remix).

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>>34224973
>Devonlad
M8. I might be stuck in East Devon but my family come from FUCKEN MANCHESTER

u wot

>some tosser is posting shitty dance music
Fuck off, alright

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What do I do lads, I want to hug her so bad

My heart aches when I think of being snuggled up in bed cuddling when it's really cold

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>>34225599
Alright well fuck you then you sweaty Manc spastic. Dirty stotefront piece of shit Manc.

>>34225764
Lad pls why so mean? Are you usually an angry drunk? ;_;

Ran out of tobacco today lads. Gutted.

Then when i was cleaning out my wardrobe I found 9 20 decks my uncle brought back from Spain about 2 years ago. Not a bad day overall.

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>>34224537
Playing World of Warships with a cup of tea, and posting waifu of course.

>>34225822
How can you forget about that much baccy?

>>34225808
Not usually but I am today because I want to be stuck in East Devon instead of Milton Keynes and I think I'm probably going to have to kill myself in a minute.

>>34226034
MILTON KEYNES

I AM SO SPRRY LAD

>snatch telly series
>it's online, cheap, and fully of non-whites
Shite, lads

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>>34225577
Congrats. You're a living meme.

>>34226034
You aren't too far from the gallery which holds the "May I have some oats, brother?" painting. Go and check it out lad

>>34225474

mans out here bunnin mild cheddar

>>34226160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnTcc14fcbc
A real human meme

Gonna have to book an eye test. Nearly a year overdue and vision seems to be getting worse.

Knowing my ocd, I'm going blind!

>>34226213
You are from the South East. Between London and Milton Keynes somewhere.

>>34226193
Where is it, lad?

LAOS - We All

On YouTube.

Major.

>>34226279

try about 200 miles north lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huavJMGUbiI

>>34226432
Massive piece of song. Total gosh.

>>34226463
Can't see the video. 200 miles north? Holy shit. You are a Northerner. What are you, Leeds or Sheffield or some horrible shit?

>>34226515

Nah further, North East between Newcastle and Middlesbrough.

you're not wrong on it being horrible.

>>34226337
It's called "A pair of pigs". Held at Compton Varney or something like that. South of Stratford upon Avon

>>34226577
Fuck me! What is to stop you from actually killing yourself? I am very, very close and I'm pretty sure my surroundings are much nicer than that of your own.

>>34226679

Where you at fella? I live in a seaside town and while the seafronts alright the rest of its full of smackheads I mean fuck me no lie theres a legless drug dealer in a wheelchair here.

I have a pretty nice dog thats pretty much only why im here, once he dies ill prolly do a david higgs.

>>34226589
Nope. Too far away. I should just kill myself. Thank you very much for the intrigue, though, but it cannot suffice.

LAOS - We All

>>34226738
Milton Keynes. I'm closer to killing myself right now than pretty much anyone on /britfeel/ has been since late last year, when about 37 lurkers and 8 regular posters killed themselves.

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>>34226825

chin up lad it could be worse, for example some late night reading about the north:

http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/driver-with-no-legs-jailed-over-80mph-chase-1-1126431

http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/criminal-with-no-legs-ran-heroin-shop-1-1085038

>>34226825
>Milton Keynes

I'm so sorry, anon...

>>34226589
Holy fuck this is brilliant. The official Compton Verney art gallery twitter tweeted this

http://www.dailydot.com/unclick/oats-brother-pigs-meme/

Have a read...

The tweet is what originally made the pigs and oats popular, but 4chan is what memeified them. On the site's two main shitposting forums, /s4s/ and /r9k/, people are spamming pig memes in a practice known as "oatposting."

>>34226944
Sorry to break it to you but oatposting began on twitter of all places. We do not need twitter memes here.

>>34226996
LAOS - We All

/Trackfeel/

>>34226872
This is one of those cases of a Northerner tryin' to stop a Southerner killing themselves for no reason other than they're just a decent fucking human being.

>Rare

>>34226996
What I'm saying is this is a public art gallery posting a tweet with swearwords in.

>>34227174

we are all one in the /britfeel/ brotha

>>34227199
Okay so that means it's acceptable for me to just kill myself right now, then?

I thought so.

Anyone else still up? I'm fucking bored and I can't sleep

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>>34227250
Could you stop being a maniac, please? I get it. You are very unhappy. Many of us are. If you're gonna go, mate, you're gonna go. Do not seek validation or permission from us. Do what you got to do.

>shoulder hurt when I went to bed
>wake up and it feels fine

Cool.

Not so cool; my phone screen seems to be slightly fucked. You really mustn't drop them down several flights of stairs, it seems.

>>34227500
I've dropped my phone so many times and I still haven't damaged it. My sister gets one and damages it in a week. It's pretty fucking funny.

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Ben Sage - Blackout (YouTube)

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>anus has been bleeding large almost every day since February last year

will they touch my pooper if i go to the doctors, lads?

>>34227681
Just on the tissue paper or in the actual shit?

>>34227646
Mummyyyy! Mmuuummy!

>>34227707
Just on the paper
To begin with there would just be little streaks every now and again but now when I wipe there's a pretty sizeable pool of blood on the paper even after I haven't pooped

>>34227763

stop taking it up the arse fella

>>34227763
It's likely just a fissure. I doubt there is anything the docs could do seeing as they can't stitch up your arse.

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>>34227781
I was afraid that would be the only solution...

just about to get in the shower then its beddy byes for me, gonna wake up tomorrow at about 3pm have a wank and make a cooked brekki

>>34227900
I'm trying to sort out my life so I'm going to try to wake up at ten. This is not going to happen

Israel "IZ" Kamakawiwo'ole - "E ala E"

Nobody on /britfeel/ can handle this song.

I'll fucking tank it, lad. It's not going to harm me.

>>34228128
Meant for you, lad >>34228065
Fucking original alright

>>34228065
>>34228128
Yeah I was right

>>34228158
What? What do you mean? You handled it?

>>34228208
No way he handled it. The chorus is too berserk.

>>34228208
>>34228235
It was pretty fucking boring really

>>34228268
>I couldn't handle it

>>34228043
we're never gonna make it lad, the sooner you embrace it the better

this is the life for us now mate

>>34228292
I'll happily record my reaction to if you don't believe me. Happy songs like that just don't affect me/

>>34228268
You must be one of those globalist faggots who voted to remain. One of those globalist faggots who cannot understand lyrics that do not perpetuate the feminist SJW Hollywood agenda.

>>34228405
What the fuck are you wittering on about?

>>34228451
Likewise, you bellendhead.

>>34228483
You're pretty tetchy about me not being emotionally affected by that song

>>34228365
Please record your reaction to that beautiful piece of music, then, lad.

>>34228598
>Please record your reaction to that beautiful piece of music, then, lad.
I wasn't being serious. You do realise that.

>>34228681
I do not realise that at all.

>>34228888
Monumental quads, lad. Your adversaries all become destroyed.

>>34228888
>>34228918
You can't just same post like that and expect to "win"

I just did, and I just did.

>>34224241
I'd only be able to fight my dad.

>>34228959

Power of quads mate.

>>34229050
Ah, yes. Randomly generated digits win an argument do they

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>>34224241
>Sleep cycle messed up
>Lying awake at 6am, can't sleep
>Decide to stay up the whole night and then go to bed early to fix my sleep cycle
>Feel pretty sleep deprived but keep going through the day
>Lying on end of bed on my phone at 3pm
>Suddenly wake up
>It's 10pm
>fuck.jpg
>Not tired anymore
>Make dinner and then go to bed at around 2pm
>mfw been lying awake here ever since
How do I win bros? I'm just back to where I was last night.

>>34229082

yes yes they do you must be new here

>>34229285
I've been here for over 4 years, you numpty

>>34229305

Wow watch it lad you'll have an OAP pass next

>>34229389
Free bus rides would be nice actually

>>34229305
Time to kill yourself, then. Fucking bellend.

>>34229738
I'll pass. I'm not suicidal in the slightest.

>>34229780
Do it anyway.

Failure.

>>34230053
Nah, why don't you give it ago, you autistic spacker. I can't believe this argument came from me not being emotional about a fuckign song.

>>34230082
You can't even spell "fucking" properly you disgusting turtledennis. Why don't you slit your left wrist open right now? Once it's done it's done. It's easy.

>>34230239
I knew as soon as I noticed it that this was what you'd latch onto. Near perfect except for two parts and now your entire focus is on that. Typical.

Uh oh, lads. I'm on my fifth bottle of red wine. I really am quite drunk now. Mike And The Mechanics - "All I Need Is A Miracle" has for some reason found itself on repeat.

This is it, lads. This is the end. It doesn't get any worse.

>>34230314
Fuck off, anon. Stupid turtlegarment.

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>>34230412
The autism from your posts is outstanding, I love it.

>>34230412
44 timeget!

I wish the sun wouldnt come up for a day or two, and I had loads of friends and we could just have a massive party in a field somewhere, that'd be sweet.

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>>34230474
>timeget
Really?

>>34230494
Go to Iceland

>>34230513

I would have liked to, but after the Euros I don't think I could weather the mockery.

>>34230499
Timegets are just as valid as your dubs, or anything else. You are just being a pontefract cake today.

>>34230610
I wish I were a pontefract cake. I like them.

Nobody truly understands how fucked up I've managed to get this morning. I am one of the greatest champions to have ever graced these barbaric fields. You are all incredibly fortunate.

>>34230610
>>34230674

>look up Pontefract Cakes
>find this http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3733757.stm

Just be careful, lads.

>>34230785
Nobody gives a toss, piss off

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>>34224534
>>34224564
>>34224780
>"Stacey look how short he is! teeheehee".

>>34230811
Yet you cared enough to distribute to me an (You). Not only that, but you are absolutely BLASTING "update" in the hope that I, my abnormaly grand self, may reply to your Plymouth nonsense.

I know about that. I know everything about that.

A lot of dickheads on here this morning. Wonder what's happened

>>34230978
Check out this newfag. There's always a lot of dickheads on here.

>>34231011
Not really. It's never this concentrated

>>34231045
>t. newfag

r

>>34231074
See. It's consistent

>>34231087
One might say the same in reply to you.

>>34231127
You what now? That doesn't add up to what I'm saying

>tfw you've been arguing with the same fag for hours and hours about different shit but you've got an excuse because you've blammed five bottles of redgrape, and your opponent hasn't

>>34231175
>tfw you've been arguing with the same toss pot for hours but you're sleep deprived and drunk on beer

>>34231207
>drunk on beer

LIAR.

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>>34231334
Post you bottles of wino then, halfwit

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>>34224241
My dad, I'm much taller than him and I know arm locks.

Also my brother has broken his foot and hops around on crutches so I keep spouting tiny Tim quotes to him.

Who else /mischief/ here?

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>>34231405
HHAHAHA

>>34231574
>claims 5 bottles
>posts 2
It's crumbling around you

>>34231574
lad backed up his smacktalk. If that box is empty that's 5 bottles right there.

>>34231624
There's an empty 3 bottle box there as well you dickhead. Plus weed.

>>34231668
>he smokes weed
Oh dear

>>34231574
ZENLAD PREVAILS! OH SHIT!

>>34231681
Yes. And with 5 bottles of red wine. You fucking lightweight.

>>34231574
Well played, lad. Well fucking played.

>>34231720
How many units is that, lad. I'm sure it's worn off by now. Also I can tell you're samefagging out the wazoo

>waiting on dominos to open up so i can go collect a free pizza

so hungry lads

>>34231720
Absolutely rekt. well done mate.

>>34231759
Practically 50 units. Plus the cheese. Haven't samefagged once since arguing with that guy hours ago.

headin' to the big city this morning, boys. I'm a bit ill so hopefully I'll spread it

>>34231759
>>34231810
It actually hasn't worn off yet.

I don't believe anyone can sink 5 bottles unless they're a seriously massive fatty. I suppose that's possible

>>34231810
Oh really. The consistent 1 minute plus a dash of seconds between the posts is a fucking give away lad

>>34231574
Zenlad? Really?

>>34231841
I can sink 5 bottles and smoke quite a few joints over 8 or 9 hours, and I've just posted at least some evidence towards that claim. i could have blasted the box yesterday, or the bottles yesterday; but I didn't. I drank that whole lot tonight. I am very drunk.

>>34231852
One of the Zenlads, yeah. That's one of the reasons I got into Zen. I have very serious problems that I hope I may be able to resolve utilising that philosophy.

>>34231903
>I am very drunk
Looking through I'm doubting that. Your writing it to clean

>>34231842
Fuck off, mate. I just told you I wasn't samefagging since much earlier on and I was telling the truth. I don't care if you believe me or not.

>>34231977
That's not a very good response. I highly doubt a half dozen people joined into the conversation to "btfo" me with a consistent minute between them. Especially at this point in the morning

>>34231976
I'm writing clean and clear because I am a very great champion with a hell of a lot of practice. Make absolutely no mistake, I am very drunk.

>>34232001
>me

Blam. Good night.

>have things to do
>not going to do them

I WIN AGAIN!

>>34232008
I don't think that's true unless you're a functioning alcoholic or a 500kg heffalump

don't know what's going on in here lads but i'm feeling too comfy right now to even care

coffee in hand, dog on lap. Good Morning Britain on the tv

>>34232036
You're a complete and utter moron. I'm talking beyond the realms of mental retardation here

>>34232075
It is very uncomfy. I think a purge is needed

>>34232056
I don't give a fuck what you "think" is true. I'll tell you right now: the former is accurate, the latter is no way near. I started drinking at about 6:30pm last night, and I've done almost 50 units.

>>34232136
Once again I doubt it you, raging cunt. You and the other prick have done nothing but shit up the thread while both claiming to be drunk but clearly aren't

>>34232168
You are a very silly little man. I am drunk. I am very drunk. Whether I am able to type legibly or not is completely meaningless. Any experienced drinker who spends a lot of time at a keyboard can type while steaming you filthy newcomer. Just because you've had a couple of beers and are amazed at my prowess does not in any way prove that I'm not drunk. Now fuck off, would you? You are a boring little fairy and I'm going to smash your fucking head in in a minute.

>>34232250
I haven't been drinking. I'm not who you think I am you decrepit twat. How times do I have to mention this. Your typing is too fucking clean to be that of a drunkard. Even functioning alcoholics show signs of drunkeness after that much alcohol which you have supposedly consumed.

Almost threw up just from waking up. Thats a new one.

>>34224241
My dad, he's in a wheelchair so it would be really easy

>>34232394
I hate it when I'm sitting at my computer and suddenly vomit a little bit and my throat burns for the next ten minutes

>>34232419
Those are shit. At least if you actually throw up its an excuse not to do things. Those you just kinda sit there.

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Hi there lads

Want to get a job and a mortgage

>>34232369
>I haven't been drinking. I'm not who you think I am you decrepit twat. How times do I have to mention this

You haven't been drinking yet you can't even include the "many" in "how many times do I have to mention this?" Really? You absolutely fucking disgust me, newcomer. Let this be a lesson to you (I'll say it again): most experienced drinkers familiar with a keyboard can usually type very well even when seriously drunk. Now shut your stupid fucking face before I actually kill you.

>>34232643
Saints above. Ive just woken up and I'm on a phone. I couldn't give a toss about the way I'm typing, and if all that you have as an argument back is my poor typing you're thicker than I thought.
You sound like a child who's learnt some fancy new words and is trying so hard to seem like an adult with empty threats and supposed drinking, it's laughable.

>>34232729
t. complete spastic

Give it up, man. you've consistently been outmanned, outgunned and generally just destroyed all night, samefag. It's up there for any anon sad enough to go back and read it all. You have yourself a pleasant morning. I'm going to bed.

>>34232824
t. mongoloid
Opinions are opinions, you fucking twat. And some are wrong like yours. I'm guessing you're going to bed now because you're such a lazy cunt that you have absolutely nothing better to do with your time than make petty arguments online before turning in to continue this woefully dull cycle all over again. You're a pathetic little tike.

>>34232889
pretty lame, lad. aint got nothin against you but you got your arse handd to you over and over again

>>34233256
Not really, you dumb prick

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Fuck lads

-4 here, freezing my bollocks off, gonna go meet my mate in town and have a McDonald's and walk about

>>34232586
They're both pretty shit but good luck anyway.

>>34233418
Why the fuck would you go to town at this hour if its not for work?

>>34233454
It's not exactly 6am, is it mate. Seems decent enough time now.

Got second thoughts about telling my disability & employment advisor how shit she is. She hasn't kept to any of the agreements we've had over the past five months but I don't know if I'd be in the right in bringing it up.

Any lids know how to not be autistic when telling someone they are shit?

>>34233680
I just dispise waking up. I could just lie in bed all day.

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Just over 36 hours to cast your vote if you haven't already.

The choices for Film Night -

>Dungeons and Dragons (2000)
>Dog Soldiers (2002)
>Hackers (1995)
>John Wick (2014)
>Trainspotting (1996)
>Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone (2001)
>Mean Girls (2004)

Poll will run until Thursday at 10pm at which point the results will be posted.

Film night link will be posted at 9:30pm on Friday the 20th, film to start at 10pm.
Music fitting the choice of film will be played beforehand and the floor will be open to whatever you want afterwards.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12113590

>>34233837
Bit of a half arsed selection, lad

>>34233758

I used to work in Jobcentre and I'd have rather someone told me they didn't think I was doing the right things for them than turn up feeling like it's all a waste of time. But then I actually cared about it. I'd say 60% of staff wouldn't accept constructive criticism from claimants.

>>34233837
>we are going to end up watching a movie every one has been hundreds of times before

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fucking hell lads it's crazy how much blood came out with that poo

I'm worried that it is very dark blood, you reckon I've got arse cancer?

anybody else here a babyface? it's shit being 18 but everybody thinks your under 16.

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> tfw you think someone's going to sit next to you on the train so you won't be able to browse 4chan but they walk on past

>>34234085
>dark blood
That means you're bleeding much deeper inside.

You need to get to A&E and die in a chair as soon as possible.

>>34234150
>You need to get to A&E and die in a chair

This made me chuckle lad, cheers.

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Good morning, /britfeel/!

How are you this frosty morning?
Hope you have a day filled with things that make you happy and work goes by as quick as a flash.

Why don't you draw a picture of your waifu/husbando today?

>>34234085
I'd call 111 and get some advice friendo.

>>34234116
18 isn't that bad . I'm closer to 25 than 20 and I still get ID'd ;_;

>>34234263
I wouldn't do that to my waifu, she'd leave me

>>34234116
>23 in a few weeks
>get ID checked buying scratchcards

>>34234263
Cheers lenposter, I've been on the phone with 111 already. I'm waiting for a medical professional to ring me back now.

How're you this morning? Work going ok?

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>>34234263
I hate it when I go and buy booze. Karen always teases me for getting ID'd.

>>34234263
i love you lenfriend i wish you posted len more outside of /britfeel/

When you realise 80 percent of your clothes are *out of circulation* what should you do?

>>34234116
I wish I could be 18 again desu.

>supposed to be at work
>couldn't face it
>gone to the pub for a breakfast

I think I'm having a breakdown

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>>34234311
I'm sure she'd appreciate the effort!

>>34234321
Oh neat, I've never used 111 before so I didn't know they did that - sounds efficient.
I'm not too bad! Still waking up and I'm not in work until a bit so just chilling eating apples. I should probably get ready and leave now!

>>34234334
I usually get Len to go for me! Little shit always ends up buying kilos of bananas instead though.

>>34234358
I love you too, anon! I appreciate the sentiment but I think I already post Len too much in this thread!

>>34234321
Forgot to say I hope your situation isn't serious and gets sorted out soon bum-anon!

>>34233898
What do you think this is blockbuster

>>34233837
The poll does highlight the problem with democracy though.

>>34233837
Trainspotting is a good film but it's not really one you watch for banter.

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I just shaved my arsehole for the first time. thought I would share it with you lads.

>>34234508
It's the 20th also, the mood might be upbeat.

>>34234521
Breddy nice, would lick

>>34234466
What exactly is he doing with all those bananas though lad? :^)

>>34234521

Thx anon. How did you not slice your rusty bullet hole?

>>34234521

Thank you friend.

https://g.co/kgs/rNUlsG

Off to the hospital to see my consultant about my itchy arsehole lads, wish me luck

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>>34234521
Thanks for that, lad. Definitely didn't make me gag

>>34234575
You have the bum cancer, lad

>>34234466
I would send Karen but she doesn't like my drinking. She says it makes me silly.

>>34234565
i used a electric trimmer with a guard.

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>>34224241
>tfw no Counterstrike: Global Operations gf
You wouldn't think it was that much to ask for lads.

>>34234625
>Counterstrike: Global Operations
It's offensive, you numpty
>tfw you got a 7 day ban

>>34234621

Well that's a pretty good result. I used slippers & guard on the old ballbag when I was a young un and it nipped me sack. Any particular reason you shaved your bum hole lad?

How the fuck is it only 20 past 10.

>>34234647
clippers & guard... But then again, I'm partial to a pair of slippers too

>tfw I'm sat in my toastie warm room wearing slippers overlooking the frosty grounds outside my window

>>34234643
>tfw you got a 7 day ban
That's what you get for stacking cooldowns anon.

Also pls be my gf (male).

>>34225988
When I first got them I tried one and they were gross. So I threw the other 180 fags in the wardrobe for a "just in case" scenario. Then promptly forgot about them,

Pulled them out yesterday and I must be a lot less picky now, because they aren't too bad.

>>34234679
I've just got in the habit of swipe my knife while rushing a site and I always end up backstabbing a teammate

>>34234647
no reason, I was trimming my pubes and I thought I may as well trim everything.

>>34234700

I've been there, except I went up. Shaved my entire chest and ended up looking like a toddler.

>>34224241
first batch of new antipsychotics arrived, this time it wont be as bad right guys? it's better than hospitalization right lads?

>>34234734

If you take them all at once you'll get cured straight away.

>>34234693
And what about the other thing?
don't tease me baby

>>34234753
Not happening, you poof. I'm as straight as an arrow.

>>34234777
That's not really the attitude we're looking for here anon.

>>34234816
Well I am sorry that my attitude doesn't automatically align me to taking it in the shitter from you.

>tfw you'll never be in a japanese high school
They look so bloody comfy

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>>34224537
posted, i didn't mind black flag it was good
>>34234263
morning, lad
>How are you this frosty morning?
feeling a bit rough, self inflicted though so, meh
>day filled with things that make you happy
no weed, not happy
i wouldn't draw her, i wouldn't dishonour her like that. i've done a couple of little snek faces as work in some choice places so i get to see her at work. but nto try do a proper 1 is out of the question

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>tfw you turned off you computer, lay in bed for hours, realised you weren't even tired and now you are no longer getting (You)s from previous posts

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>>34234929
Hello, sneklad. How have you been?

I didn't think it was possible for my motivation levels to get any lower but it appears to have happened.

>>34233907
Weirdly the one day I get the confidence to have a go at them, they actually get me a work trial. Thanks anyway lad

>>34235031
been good, week off slavery so i'm good with that
got fuck all done that i had planned, well planned on sleeping most of the days, and that's going good so far
you liking black flag then lad, i like the assins creeds, good for wasting a lot of time. well time playing vidya's not wasted but ya know what i mean

How's your day going lads?
I woke up at 8:30 smoked some weed, I've got work at 2pm then watching the new star wars later. pretty comfy tbf.

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>>34235180
I've only ever completed the first one before despite owning the first three. Got about 98 percent through 2 before stopping for some reason, and 60 percent through black flag. Enjoying being back at the helm of the jackdaw though.

>>34235209
yeah i liked it on the jackdaw too, i'd just spend hours navigating the waters looking for enemy vessels to plunder. and i fucking love the shanties when on the sea
have got them playing on jewtube now

I don't have a waifu, lads. What do I do?

>>34235209
It's such a fun game. I found myself getting pissed off when Kenway started getting really involved with the assassins because I just wanted to be out on the sea taking vessels.

10 year old me snapped his cock off in excitement when i started playing. I was a literal pirate.

>>34235318
just got to keep at it lad she'll come soon for you, hopefully

FACT:
It is NOT cheating to have a waifu AND a husbando. Plus, I'm pretty sure mine would get on/ tolerate it.

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>>34235274
I love it. It's definitely my favourite one of the series. I too find myself plundering for the sake of plundering.
>>34235354
>10 year old me snapped his cock off in excitement when i started playing
>released in 2013
So you're 14? MODS!!!

>>34235408
errrrr
you sure bout that, lad

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>>34235408
>two life partners
Polyamorous relationships are sinful, lad

>>34235444
oooh i do love me some trips
have something to celebrate them lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRLzfoySFWc
i forgot just how much i liked these songs
i liked goin after the man o wars
didn't do much just fire off my cannons then, "run away"

>>34235444
>>10 year old me snapped his cock off in excitement when i started playing
>>released in 2013
>So you're 14? MODS!!!

you silly sausage. I meant the child inside me.

I cant believe it was released in 2013. Or that 2013 was 4 years ago.

Talking of plundering though, Karen is looking mighty plunderable herself there.

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>>34224537
>>34234334
>>34234975
>>34235031
>>34235209
>>34235444
>>34235460

reminder that your shitty waifu is a coalburning slag

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>>34235445
My husbando would be mostly indifferent because of his own insecurities and too focused on gambling to care. He'd be happy as long as I didn't cut him off. The waifu would not like it because she'd worry that he was a bad influence but I feel like she'd tolerate it. Hmm, this might be unfair on my waifu actually. I don't want her to worry.

>>34235481
My favourites are:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfMm7cIsb_I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuKkgclWwR0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY6Fs_HaQ1E

>>34235555
Ive seen so many edits of this photo but I dont think I've ever seen the original

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>>34235555
Yeah right, mate. Keep telling yourself that

>>34235557
you're stood in the middle of a street waifu 1 end husbando the other end they're both in trouble
who do you go to save?

Back in town again, having a coffee and cake... My way.

That is with my mummy and a two year old.

just had my first gfuel, all memes aside actually works quite well, not tried gaming because I don't play games but considering I haven't slept yet and feel incredibly awake is pretty good, going to have it weekly so I don't build up any sort of tolerance

>>34235575
Well it's from straight porn for poofs so be glad you don't

>>34235557
actually i feel a bit bad for >>34235615
who came first the waifu or husbando.did you have the waifu years ago and have now realised something about yourself?. or have they both been in your life for a while
don't mean to sound like a cunt but am just curious.
feel free to tell me to fuck right off.

>>34235568
1 last 1 i couldn't remember the name but this is my favourite of them all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJOovInlk-w

>>34235764
That was it pretty good. I love the sea shanties

>>34235805
i'm not listening to it for the 6th time oh no
fucking love them me
not just the creed stuff but proper 1s

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>>34235678
I'm not really sure. I think in a sense. Yawara was mai waifu first, but then I realised that my affection for Kaiji went beyond following his misadventures and I had begun to find him moe in the sense that I wanted to protect him from himself.

To address this question: >>34235615 it's almost a Brief Encounter type question. I'm sure I would be happier and healthier with Yawara, but I have that strong compulsion to rescue Kaiji, even to my own detriment. I suppose I imagine it as a love triangle: the healthy and happy side with Yawara, and the on-off relationship/ sometime friendship with Kaiji with a protective but sexually tense aspect to it.

So if I had to pick one to save, it depends on the situation. If it were a situation wherein neither was able to deal with it themselves, whether through judo or counter-jewish schemes, I might have to go the Sophie's choice route. If not through intent, then through equivocation.

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>>34224537
Over the last two days I've slept less than 6 hours and I don't feel tired. How much longer until I start hallucinating?

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>tfw no advertised asian qt

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>>34235890
I'm kind of in the same boat, lad. I keep staying up for 2 days and then almost sleeping for a whole one

So lads I did what you all advised me not to and asked out the beggar girl that begs near the shops at my area.

I'm just back from getting a coffee with her at a little cafe, and before you ask she paid for her own coffee.

Went pretty well.

I'm off to get my washing from the tumble dryer.
How much do you want to bet that it's still fucking damp?

>>34235942
just pop it back on lad. And make sure you're filter is empty.

It's a sunny day today. Going metal detecting with a robot m8 of mine. Here's hoping I find the fabled buried treasure.

He doesn't browse but he is very robot like
>tfw East Devon ;_;

>>34235942
should just put it on for like 80 min. no risk of damp clothes then.
i don't use a dryer myself. my mum does. i send it all up to her to do and she brings it back a day later :)

>>34235979
ah shit i remember you from yesterday. i was talking bout beach combing with a mate. hope weather stays good for you lad. you got anywhere specific to go detecting or you just off out to see what you can find?

>>34235979
I hope you find a vast treasure of buried roman coins lad. You'll be rich before the end of the week and you can show us all your nice comfy lifestyle afterwards to give us all hope

fucking normie workmen are digging up some shit out the back, cunts woke me from my neet slumber at 12 with their power tools

fuck sake im gonna smoke a fat joint and listen to some blues

does any one here buy and sell stuff to make some money? It seems like it could be a good way to make some cash if you do some research

>>34236095
unless ur doing it with drugs ur wasting ur time lad

>>34236095
I used to sell women's knickers to horny old men and made a damn good profit,

>>34236106
I don't think I'd be able to do deal drugs

>>34235936

Got a Play by Play?

>>34235936
What did you talk about?

There used to be a very good looking beggar who'd sit next to the supermarket near my mate's house, but you could see that she was mental. Actually saw her going mental a few times.

>walking back from gym
>suddenly heart starts beating really fast and my ears are ringing
>sit down on bench
>start getting paranoid that normalfags ate looking at me sweating and shaking like an idiot
>heartbeat gets faster
>nearly pass out walking home

I'm not leaving the house again.

>>34236193
>There used to be a very good looking beggar
Not very often you see that unless they are really mental.
Or they are faking it for easy money.

>>34236135
im pretty sure u could manage weed mate, its easy to shift but only problem is its low risk low reward.. for a smallish time dealer u'll be looking at making a couple hundo a day and obviously not really have to worry about being bundled into a police car

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>>34235979
me n my mate saw this sign and new we were in for fun on our beach combing mission
i'll show the best find in a min

>>34236223
Did you explode?

Was that the best find?

>>34236110
That's genius mate. How did you get the smell into them? Wear them yourself?

>>34236215
She definitely wasn't faking it for money. She was so mental that people avoided giving her money out of fear of interacting with her. If she just sat there quietly looking sad she could have made a fortune.

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>>34236228
my mate found 1 on the beach and i wanted 1 n saw this poking out halfway up a mud clif thing
was fucking filthy by the time i got up n back down
worth it though

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>>34236288
ooo bang bang
>>34236228
found some bullet cases n other bmb stuff it's only training bombs but would prob tske a finger off. bit nerve wracking on the way home. bumpy bumpy=squeeky bum times kek
found a lump of amber as well n if being honest i'm more chuffed about the amber than owt else

>>34235958
It costs money
>>34235983
No timer. It's the pop in the money and have predetermined time shite

>>34236244
I figured out that the men only cared that were slightly creamy on the gusset and smelled musty, their imagination did the rest.

So I wiped little bits of my cum on the gusset to make the stain and soaked them in brine from a can of tuna for a bit and then left them to dry for the musty smell.

I used to nick pictures of women I found online and advertise on escort and hooker websites. Never interacted except via email. Can't make too much that way anymore. People go to places like reddit to subs like /r/sexsells and they can see the woman actually wearing them, have conversations with them and prefer to become repeat customers and obsess over them.

I used to buy about 20 pairs of black knickers for around 7 bong. Advertised them at 30 bong, but only expected 20 really. Not a bad little earner, bought my nice TV, my bed, lots of drugs etc.

>>34236288
>>34236321
That is cool but aren't you scared it will explode? I'd be shitting myself to be honest mate.

>>34236338
That is genius. But you're right those subreddits must have cornered the market by now.

>>34236338
Just had a look at that sub. There's girls selling sweets that they've put up their pussy.

Wish I could sell sweets that I've put up my arse. Would do wonders for my self esteem.

Anyone want to buy any?

>>34236011
I didn't talk about metal detecting yesterday. Unless you mean the time I said I was going detecting but cancelled because rain. Which was er... Yesterday. fug

>>34236223
You're a fucking mad man lad.

>>34236066
There's this straight road which turns into a straight dotted line in the field I have permission. Hoping it's a Roman road

>buy a game used for 10 quid less
>DLC codes unused

feels good lads

>>34236461
Lucky, which game?

Funny how when you see some queer couples of TV, they always seem to look the same.

What's up with that shit?

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Good God, I want to sodomise Daisy Ridley

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Some next level new Mummy kay delights

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZKrPgFJMJc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz047f3ZGMw

>>34224537
cheeky post while playing pharaoh and creating the best city pharaoh pepi has ever seen.
>>34234263
not been ID'd since i was 18 i think... I guess i look old already. must be the grey hair

>>34236375
yeah a bit nervous but i had dropped it a few times when walking back after getting it and nowt happened so..
been there twice now. 1st time my mate took his kids so didn't get anything too extreme. found the amber the first time and some bullets, but convinced my mate to go back for moar a few month later
>>34236428
haha your memory's worse than mine
i thought it was yesterday but started questioning myself when i started reading your post
good luck with the hunt lad. post anything you find

>>34236335
that's a bit shit
do you just pay for the one or commit and do 2

>>34234116
I'm 31 and still get ID

That's what a decade of being a shut-in NEET will do. No sun damage

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>>34235575
You are weIcome.

>>34236576
>that dead look in her eyes
Blimey

>>34236592
No there isn't you fucking mong.

>>34236576
Why does she look so sad, can barely force a smile

>>34236633
Are you blind? Her eyes are clearly expressionless

>>34236664
She's being paid a minor sum to have sex with a negro. I doubt anyone would be happy doing that

>>34236668
>she is smiling in the photo
You have autism.

>>34236709
Cover her nose and mouth, dingus.

Might order a cheeky chinese for lunch - anybody want anything?

Kung pao chicken for me, as always

>>34236709
Real smiling uses the eyes

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>>34236709
>he doesn't understand what I mean by dead eyes and just looks at the mouth

>>34236736
>he doesn't know what "dead eyes" are and uses it to describe any woman he wants to put down

>>34236740

This might be actual autism