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>>34246254
Sure.
But it is easier to just get re-programmed by your surroundings.

>>34246254
why do you think there are so many trap/blacked/cuck threads

>>34246305
Seconding this

But 4chan has not gotten me yet.

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cont?

origami

lol please more this

>>34246297
>girl replies she is bored
>act like a dumbass

She was begging you to say, "Why don't we watch a movie?"

>>34246163
OP IS A FAGGOT THAT LIKES THE COCK
>OP IS A FAGGOT WHO LIKED THEN SUCKED
OP IS A FAGGOT WHERE HE GETS FUCKED IN THE ASS
>OP IS A FAGGOT WHO PLAYS WITH OTHER SCHLONGS
OP IS A FAGGOT WHO SPRINTS LIKE A RAT AT THE SIGHT OF A GIRL
>OP IS A FAGGOT THAT LIKES POSTING WITH FAGGY SUGGESTIONS
OP IS A FAG OP IS A FAG OP IS A MASSIVE FAGGOT THAT LIKES THE COCK.

>>34246163
> Big O

I really liked that show. Very comfy.

>>34246678
Just because I'd be someone's slave doesn't necessarily mean we'd have sex together. If they didn't want a sex slave I wouldn't be one

>>34246155
Shameless bump, you all need a reality check.

>>34246155
I am worthless.
You are worthless.
Everyone is worthless.
No one is nice, everyone is just thinking of themselves.

Deal with it.

Also: I dont care if a girl that likes me is a virgin or not.
I only care about the fact that she likes me.

>>34246256
To say one is worthless, one must find a criteria to judge. As for a tool is worthless only if its goal isn't met (a screwdriver not screwing anymore)
What is it?

>>34246144
i think anyone would

>>34246249
A robot wouIdn't

>>34246722
a robot wouldnt have a gf

Every day I'm haunted, no joke. I read once of a man known as "the 4chan shitposter". Everyday I encounter him. He's always there. Shitposting. He haunts this website, creating low quality posts on every board.

>at friends house
>sitting on friends bed watching tv, feel a finger go into my back, feel cold suddenly
>another time there we hear the front door open
>we assume it was his brother / friend
>i get up to look it wasn't

>holloween my brother bought a jaugo board
>i brought it to my friend's house
>talked to a guy George
>asked his parents who George is
>both got the same answer like ex owners of the house grandfather

>>34246135
I'm literally shaking right now


oregano

philosophy is just another study of language

>>34246046
I don't think so. You would not have the time.

Of course you can, but you haven't and you won't.

buumbombombpbpbp

>>34246014
Did season 2 of my monster girl addiction come out yet

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Fuck yeah, monstergirl thread.

>>34245996
Why the midwest? Seems kinda random.

>>34246141
Flyover shit hole full of backwards hicks.

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>He wants to starve

>>34245977
Your fucking parents give you $800 bucks a month? Fucking kike.

>>34245997
No the company does, it's untaxed, do like $9600 of my pay is not taxable

>>34246027
That's actually pretty great pay if you're under 25

Definitely enough to buy a decent apartment in most cities and entirely support yourself

>>34245968
Most pigs do, when they have no oats.

what is it supposed to communicate?

>>34246024
pig that wants oats has wolf nose
rly makes u think

>>34245958
Smoke weed in a cafe.
The police will come and take the weed away.
You will have to pay a little for it though Assuming that this would be your first time having trouble with the police, because you arent excludet yet

There you go.
You will never be called again.

i got a letter once a few years ago. i called the number the night before i had to go in and it said i was no longer required to go in

>>34245958
Easiest shit in the world to get out of anon. Literally just go looking like shit and answer their questions to make yourself unappealing as a juror as possible and you'll be dropped faster than you can blink.

It's what I did and worked like a charm.

>>34245949
I want to die

I want to die so bad

Why can't I have this. Why can't I have anything.

>>34245949
hnnnnng, who is this qt stacy?

>>34245949
No. I don't want you sprawling out across the bed and pinning my arms in uncomfortable positions while you jab my organs with your pointy elbows.

>>34245781
I don't have any problems with it, morally or anything. But it's just that certain other people profit from it and I am left behind

its degenerate senpai

I don't have any desire to have sex with someone who doesn't see it as an expression of emotional intimacy

>>34245751
He's married, so no.

>>34245772
He's married to a Jew though, so it's not like he's alpha

>>34245808
Still, he's married.
Therefore not a robot.