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>>34292124
YouTube was ALWAYS shit tbqh

The best period on the Internet was between 2004 and 2006

I wonder what internet in the 30-70's was like

>>34292124
I can't agree you more, just because you posted that gta bigfoot video, i understand you brobot

>>34292121
I usually find flaws like that to be part of what attracts me to a girl and makes them unique once I fall for them.

>19
>still have acne
>even if someone didn't mind, i'm too insecure to go out

i hate you all because of my flaws

Every girl has acne. They get more prominent during periods especially when girls take birth control. They go off the pill a few days and immediately spread like wild fire.

Thank God for cover up.

talk about recent 4chan events

>>34292081
No see, I want a gf who is cute, pure AND who shares my hobbies. If I can talk to her about video games, music and anime, then I can talk for awhile.

>>34292081
My hobbies and lack of goals. If she is a Misaki, I'm saved.

>>34292042
>What's your motivation to lose weight? Or if you're getting fatter, what would need to change?
I'm actually ashamed of myself. I have no excuse to be a fat fuck. I want to walk outside without feeling like a subhuman who could not contain himself.

>What's your motivation to lose weight?
I want to be a cute trap and wear feminine clothing and feel pretty

Today all I ate was a bowl of rice crispies, a can of tuna and a bowl of minestrone soup. Feels good to be 5'9 140 lbs.

>>34292032
>le smoking weed in nature may may XDDD

i usually smoke on my fucking couch. who cares

>>34292032
>he smokes out of a bowl
>he doesnt make love to his weed breaking it down tenderly, prepping it, and crafting it into a streamlined socially ideal cigar.


...that said i dont smoke weed.

>>34292064
This. Although I suppose if it were legal where I live I'd go in the woods.

If someone approaches you, you pretty much have to share. Fuck that

>>34291985

Yes, that's asking a lot actually. Why don't you try settling for and average looking gf that doesn't mind that you play vidya all day and will occasionally fuck you.

>>34292045

That's still a bit much. Maybe a slightly below average girlfriend who thinks video games are lame, and will occasionally give you a distracted handjob while she watches Desperate Housewives

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>A good amount of men live a sedentary lifestyle
>Meanwhile women who do the same are slim to none

Life doesn't make sense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrRJuFGvuwI

zis , im not even american ....

>>34291965
I'm doing what I always do on friday night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxaLGbTDcdQ

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I don't even know, I feel as though I've pretty much wasted my time, and these holidays (Oz bot)

What the hell can I do on Friday night on my own. My damn parents are strict about drugs/alcohol and I've got no friends to go out with

Start with yourself faggot

r u a psychopath

>>34291931
i don't care or accept labels. the mental health industry mainly consists of pseudo-science theories. people don't just fit into boxies, the brain is complicated. all I know is I want to murder people and I want a buddy to help me get the resources to build petrol bombs and potentially equire guns

What's the meaning of my life, anon?

>>34291902
I would love to know but I'm going to sleep since I spent all night shilling for trump. I wish Misaki would come.

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>>34291902
You're a failure too, Misaki. Fuck off.

She didnt bully you, she was just curious.

>>34291912
>Laughing at me
>Reminding me that I am fucking pathetic
>Not bullying

Its not bulliying she is cute.

>>34291805
Why not? Are you ugly? Fat? A guy?

>>34291984
I'm a original guy

>>34292058
So a trap? That doesn't answer the other two questions though.

I would volunteer for any patriotic mission even if it was likely I ended up dead t. a neet

>>34291804
Leftypol pls go. Single white american males dont really get much if any welfare. You need kids to apply for 99% of benefits in most states ameriNEETS live with their parents or have stay at home jobs

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Hey anon, watch out for grizzlies

bump

of course this bump is completely original

pls respond to my thread

>meanwhile, tranny and bbc bait threads hit post limit

Well, how'd you react?

>>34291673
Ya just keep posting here and she'll ring your doorbell in no time

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>>34291673
>tfw anime will be real
>tfw qt anime gf may happen any day

>>34291673
id bury my dick so far in her ass the next person to pull it out would be crowned king arthur

Ian reminds me of a name for a lizard. Not necessarily a bad thing.

>Calvin
Don't hurt my feelings, bots.

>>34291866
Calvin is fine - nickname Vin - cool.
>hello I'm Jack

Marc

>>34291662
Makes me think of iDubbbz

>>34291866
Calvin Klein underwear so pretty good

>>34291958
Pretty standard senpai