I just want a cute gf that wants to fuck and play vidya all day.

>>34291985

Yes, that's asking a lot actually. Why don't you try settling for and average looking gf that doesn't mind that you play vidya all day and will occasionally fuck you.

>>34292045

That's still a bit much. Maybe a slightly below average girlfriend who thinks video games are lame, and will occasionally give you a distracted handjob while she watches Desperate Housewives

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>A good amount of men live a sedentary lifestyle
>Meanwhile women who do the same are slim to none

Life doesn't make sense

>>34292072

I kek'd so hard at this - are you dating my ex?

>>34291985
That's like saying "I just want to find the rarest gear in my MMO. Is that too much to ask?" You're talking about the pinnacle of happiness here, so yes it is too much to ask.