Lets say by some magick and a bit of luck you find a girl thats

talk about recent 4chan events

>>34292081
No see, I want a gf who is cute, pure AND who shares my hobbies. If I can talk to her about video games, music and anime, then I can talk for awhile.

>>34292081
My hobbies and lack of goals. If she is a Misaki, I'm saved.

>>34292081
>your hobbies?
>your goals?

Those are boring topics that will run out of steam quickly or lead to shallow one-sided conversation. When I find someone I can connect with, I try to quickly steer the conversation to deeper topics.

I don't talk to her because I'm a volcel.
The only thing I seek in this life is money.
If I am to say something I would say "Give me money!".

>>34292458
sounds like a pretty sad existance you're living there friend

>>34292081
This is why I want a gf (male). Women have nothing worthwhile to talk about.

>>34292081
We discuss building computers, networking and obscure early-2000s PC games late into the night.

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Imagine yourself as a dumb, vapid cunt. What would you talk about?

Justin Bieber
spring shoes
trips to the Bahamas

ezpz, my dude