>Go to a escort >She starts sucking I cum in 30 seconds

She didnt bully you, she was just curious.

>>34291912
>Laughing at me
>Reminding me that I am fucking pathetic
>Not bullying

Its not bulliying she is cute.

>>34291865
That's kinda hot! Where do you live? I want to pay an escort to bully me.

>>34291930
This is why you have no gf, anon. You're too insecure

>>34291941
>Where do you live?
Madrid
>>34291938
>she is cute
How?

>>34291865

Your story was cute, anon. I wouldn't worry about what she said - practice makes perfect

It could be worse. It sounds like she was genuinely interested in your situation. She probably thought you were a good looking guy I would take it as a compliment. How good looking was she? Do you have a pic?

>>34291956
>You're too insecure
If even a fucking whore laughs at me how can't I be insecure? A fucking whore that has nothing better to offer than her cunt at the age of 19 and does do anything else than sucking cock openly mocks me

>>34291865
She wasn't bullying you fucktard

>>34291865
Why would you kiss her after the sucking WTF anon

>>34291865

Women like shy and cute men for a limited amount of time.
On the long run, you better be confident.

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>>34291998
>How good looking was she?
Average.
>Do you have a pic?
Yes

>>34292010
It was hot and it really wasn't much different than kissing her regularly.Normies make a big deal out of stupid fucking things

>>34292046
her arms look big , is she muscular ?

>>34292001
Don't let yourself become a product of your environment, anon. Make your environment a product of you.

>>34292008
What was she doing then? She was clearly laughing at me (I was there) and every time that we talked she laughed and said that
>That's weird anon JAJAJA
>>34292099
Nope.She was thicc in the sense that she had nice curves and a big ass but she was bordering fattiness without being fat.In 5 years she will be a landwhale but right now she turns me fucking on

How old are you OP?

You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>34291865
Baseball would be nothing without the ball

>>34292083
>implying you are not a normie even though you get out side and hire a hooker.
I am just baffled that you think chucking your own cum is hot. atleast kiss first before going down to action.

>>34292046

Chad pounds that for free and she cooks afterwards

>>34292001
confusing smiling at you with laughing at you. from what you wrote in the op she tried to be nice and make you feel understood.

>>34292131
>Don't let yourself become a product of your environment, anon. Make your environment a product of you.
But I am a product of my environment.I am too shy to have a regular social live and live in a country were the average person is a Chad and outgoing.I have alredy accepted at the age of 19 that I will die alone and without kids
>>34292202
I came in her belly and she cleaned herself

>>34292215
>Chad pounds that for free and she cooks afterwards
I know.I don't care she is a fucking hooker

>>34292216
>from what you wrote in the op she tried to be nice and make you feel understood
How? Just saying
>*Uggh* that is weird anon JAJA?
If Stacey said that you would call her a souless whore

>>34292182
19 years old.
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content

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>>34291959
>>34292277

>Madrid
First of all, what's your age and what are you paying for sex? Do you have friends? Are you really shy? Have you ever had a gf? Are you virgin(what I mean if you had sex with real girls, not hookers)?


I live in Madrid too, anon. I am just lke you, so fucking shy and I need to do some..friends, I am not able to get it in real life, so anon, talk to me..

>>34292307
why*


original me cago en la puta

>>34291865
That's cute. Maybe she'll become your whore-gf

>>34292307
>what's your age and what are you paying for sex?
19.I pay for sex because I can't get anywhere else
> Do you have friends?
Yes.very few and we barely see each other anymore
> Are you really shy?
Yes
> Have you ever had a gf?
Never
> Are you virgin(what I mean if you had sex with real girls, not hookers)?
Yes

>>34292277
>How? Just saying

>Lots of women like shy guys anon
>You have never had a gf have you?
>Because the way you kiss. It is so cute

how is this bully? what else would you tell the awkward guy that comes by only to bone you?
unless you keep some details to yourself she was just trying to be nice

>>34292215
Kek. OP paid big for some cunt Chad fucks free in his spare time.

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>>34291865
You might've paid for it, but that's most than the rest of us will ever experience.

Take some comfort in that, I guess.

>Why is a man so young paying for sex? Can't you get a gf or something?

Because i don't think going through the whole late night texting, long romantic walks, movies, restaurants, etc. all that effort is worth the couple of times she comes to my place for sex.
Unless you somehow manage to convince me otherwise tonight. *looks at her with a grin*

>>34292001
nigga u sensitive af, bitches don't like sensitive men
u feminine b

>>34291998
>so dumb you think a paid whore is flirting with him in earnest

this is why you're terrible with girls

>>34291865
Sounds like you had a good time and now you're here complaining about it.
REEEEEE
I was crying on the kitchen floor on a wednessday night while you're on dates!

>>34292354
>how is this bully?
She was just laughing and making unconfortable questions followed by unconfortable silences.
>>34292378
>Going on a date with a whore
It is just easier to pay her and go straight to the point

>>34292414
>dates
You wot m8

>>34291865
AYO HOL UP
*cums in 2 minutes*
SO U SAYIN
*cums in 2 minutes*
THAT
*cums in 1.3 minutes*
AYO
*cums in 1.1 minutes*
U SAYIN
*cums in 1 minute*
IM AN INCEL?
*cums in 1.3 nanoseconds*
REEEEEEEEE

>>34292001
gee i wonder why you're so lonely

>>34292416
Obviously you don't get involved with her afterwards. It's all about manipulation anon.
The point is, she will want to do her absolute best to give you the best possible experience you can have.

>>34292437
It's a date by my definition of the word.

>>34292449
Nope.She told me that I was thin and everyone usually tells me that.

>>34292474
>i wonder why you're so lonely
Roasties and normies get out

>>34292349
Podemos contactar por medio de whatsapp anon, te doy mi numero, no estoy trolleando, es un tema totalmente serio, estoy pasando por una mala etapa ahora mismo.

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>>34291865
this fucking nigga

kekriginal maximus

>>34292536
Leave him alone, man. Why are you laughing at him?

Was this your first time? If you don't have confidence, just fake it. 19 is pretty young to declare yourself a forever alone wizard.

>>34292577
>Fake it

U even serious?

>>34292529
Give me your email and I will give you my number.It is almost broken so I will not be able to talk much for the moment
>Non-ASCII text is not allowed.
>>34292577
>Was this your first time?
Third.But I hadn't fucked in 6 months (with another escort)

>>34292577
not really, I knew I was going to end like this when I was 13

>>34292577
Sometimes you just know it. I thought I could turn my life around when I was still 20, and here I am now, 29 khv, almost a wizard.
At least when you get older and have a decent career there are more things to do than getting a gf/wife.

>>34292046
did you ask how she lost the tip of her index finger?

>>34292416
you prefer just a long uncomfortable silence instead?

>>34292514
I'm neither of them. sorry anon.

>>34292619
She was healed when I meet her.It must be a cut and an old photo
>>34292631
No but maybe some conversation that doesn't involve calling me a weirdo

>>34292610
Sure!

[email protected]

>>34292657
Just send me a message saying
>Robot madrileno (spell it correctly)
>Non-ASCII text is not allowed.
Fucking hell
I probably won't answer until tomorrow my phone is fucked

>>34292646
t."""""femanon""""""" with 3 orbiters

>>34292727
I did it, anon.

>>34292768
I will speak to you tomorrow pal.Take care

>Why is a man so young paying for sex? Can't you get a gf or something?
This is a compliment. She's saying you're good looking enough to get a gf.
>Lots of women like shy guys anon
Reassurance. She's trying to give you confidence.

>>34292745
>t."""""femanon""""""" with 3 orbiters
i wish...

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>>34291865
>>Anon if you don't smoke,drink or fuck...
We literally live in a world that requires you to abuse substances that harm your body in order to be accepted in society and be seen as something with some worth.
Seriously, I just want out of this

>>34292848
>This is a compliment
>Like just get a gf don't be a weirdo!
What a fucking nice way of complimenting me

>>34292911
no,it's not the same thing,she was really trying to give you confidence,but your insecurity made you see it as bullying

>>34291865
>>Lots of women like shy guys anon

meh, she is retarded, (not a surprise; hence her career choice) how can she not be aware that if a guy is shy he wont get anywhere with women because he wont approach them

>>34291865
>Why is a man so young paying for sex? Can't you get a gf or something? (she was my age btw)

Should have asked why she was a filthy hooker in return. Then ass fucked her without lube.

>>34293024
That would have killed all the mood m8.I preffer an ackward silence and she still putting some enthusiasim in sucking my dick

>>34293207
>Bully a roastie into submission because she needs your money to not starve
>She must take the burn and your dick quietly because a word and you go away with the money
>Killing the mood
You're probably in the cuck spectrum, aren't you?

>>34293273
M8 when you are fucking a whore that loaths you is pretty unconfortable.

>>34293317
>M8 when you are fucking a whore that loaths you is pretty unconfortable.
Been there, came buckets. When I hire escorts I usually make them wait, specially if it's rainning and we are supposed to meet outdoors. And try to do anything I can to make them hate me. And more than once I had a girl refuse to do the service a second time.

>>34293389
I preffer GFE desu dude.It just feels good

>>34293422
GFE makes me feel like shit. It's like being faced with the reality that you can only get sex by paying someone.

>>34292577
>If you don't have confidence, just fake it

I'm deathly afraid someone's gonna challenge it and I will crumple like wet tissue paper, humiliated for life.

>kissing prostitutes
this is why you're pathetic
that's like even worse than being a normal cuck who kisses his gf, you are an ultra cuck

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>>34293592
Then go fuck more hookers. Practice makes perfect

>>34291865

Not surprised to be honest, you sound inadequate in every facet of your life.

This is why /r9k/ is so hilarious, dross like you.

>>34293624
>He doesn't like kissing
Are you a faggot? It feels awesome

>>34293650
>you sound inadequate in every facet of your life
I get good grades at college.I don't suck at everything...

>>34292046
how do you fuckers even find escorts?

>>34293624
Kissing is literally better than sex you beta cuccboi

>>34293663
>likes kissing girls who suck tons of dick

>>34293713
>how do you fuckers even find escorts?
Interwebs

>>34293681

You're a vegetable.

lm0soa,ahg89u
pk</.

>>34293728
You call me a cuck but you literally the definition of a cuck by saying that
Being defensive about your passionate hobby of kissing prostitutes and your cock sucking cuck gf is the most pathetic thing in the entire world

>>34293624
nah they are the same thing most normal girls have as much experience as hookers.

>>34293789
Then dont kiss sluts or girls you dont know like a desperate beta

>>34293728
Almost better. Love making out. Passionate sex while making out is top tier and makes me cum fast and like a beast.

>>34293801
>Then dont kiss sluts

virgin girls are a dying breed this Mormon girl that was trying to date me had at 5 boyfriends + an army of beta orbiters. meanwhile I am still a khv.

>>34293728
I know, what a cuck, I bet he doesn't even like eating another man's cum out of a pussy

>>34291865
>Anon if you don't smoke,drink or fuck...
Certainly explains why she's a hooker if she thinks that's the only way to get girls.

Don't take dating advice from prostitutes, OP.

>>34293888
>if she thinks that's the only way to get girls.
I think that she meant that my live must suck balls.
>She is not wrong

>>34291865
>>Anon if you don't smoke,drink or fuck..

what was she implying here?

>>34293713
you can start by not being an americuck

>>34292361
So? end of the day Chad cant afford to provide for her so she sleeps with other men for cash, some man he is. Getting cucked by rich men.

>>34292219
>without kids
This is a good thing anon

>>34293921
So it's more that she was thinking
>If you don't smoke, drink or fuck then what do you do?

Bitch needs a hobby.

>>34293974
I would love to raise some children and have someone take care of me when I am old.

how many eurodollars for dat booty?
also is it legal in spain?

>>34294118
80
>is it legal in spain?
It is alegal meaning that it is not legal or ilegal, just not punisheable.

>>34294001
This was probably your parents reasoning as well, now you're paying women for sex in the meme of life.

As long as you think its worth it anon, and besides I'm sure your kids will have it better.

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>>34291865
>he can get an escort
Try being a black virgin.

>>34294233
>This was probably your parents reasoning as well, now you're paying women for sex in the meme of life.
I don't mind paying for sex.I just don't want to get bullied for being a living meme

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>>34293624
I bet he ate her out too

OP she had another man's cock and jizz in her mouth and pussy probably 30 minutes before she showed up at your place, she probably wiped the jizz off her lips with a napkin then went straight to your place and you start kissing her top fucking kek

>>34294320
>I bet he ate her out too
I didn't.But kissing gets you on the mood.

>>34294259
If i was a black escort, I probably wouldn't be a virgin for long

>>34291865
Did you want to hug her after sex?

>>34291865
maybe if you didn't cum in 2 minutes she'd respect you.

>Because the way you kiss. It is so cute

lad...

>not knowing how to kiss
>kissing a hooker

>>34295323
It is not that easy.I barely have sex and I haven't fapped in 3 days
.>>34295302
Just touched her tities

>>34295357
Are you serious? If you already came once, you should last longer.

You need to do some reverse kegels my guy. Every gf I've ever had, I've dicked down good in anywhere between 15-45 minute sessions that I get to control how long they last.

>>34291865
>actually had a good time with a hooker
>complains about it
You are one dumb fuck OP.

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I know that feel OP

i SPENT $400 on a high end prostitute because I wanted to do some rape-play with her.
She straight up told me 'I won't do that because you are too weak and scrawny to rape me'

After like 2 hours of discussing situations where I could believably raped her she agreed to go to sleep so I could fuck her sleeping body. I was too nervous though and ended up masturbating into my hands. I felt ashamed so I tried putting my semen in her to make it seem like I raped but she didn't believe me.

I've gained 50lbs in the past 1 year and a half, I will go back to her a big fat man who she will rape play with believably.

>>34292046
What do you mean average? She's at least a 7

>>34295818
>She's at least a 7
She is a pretty average Spanish girl.

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>>34295726
i have the opposite problem
>try to pay someone to rape me
>"anon, why would anyone rape someone as ugly as you?"

>>34295726
Thats defintely something worth living for.

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>>34295859
This is why I don't understand you r9k cucks, that girl is fucking hot and it's deemed "average".

Maybe it's just my specific preferences (I don't like it when ass/tits get too big, height is good too)

What the fuck do you want from the world? The perfect fucking girl? She doesn't exist anon. If she does she's probably out there also not getting laid because Chad doesn't like girls like you want.

Stop being a victim beta cucks
The >bullying
Thing was pretty fucking nice too, that girl was low-key flirting with you OP
Mooching off of one guy is better than fucking a dozen of them

Final piece of advice is to get checked for heroes... Never kiss a whore

>>34296004
Herpes* autocorrect is trying to cure my phone

>>34296004
>This is why I don't understand you r9k cucks, that girl is fucking hot and it's deemed "average".
Again she is average here.
>Mooching off of one guy is better than fucking a dozen of them
What do you mean by this?
>Final piece of advice is to get checked for heroes... Never kiss a whore
Kissing is awesome.Fuck off

>>34296049
...

You want herpes?

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>>34295906

PLEASE BE REALLY REAL

>>34296047
>>34296083
m8 hookers are safer than the average club slut.They take medical checks regularly and you can even ask for them.Hooking up with a bitch at a club is more dangerous

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>>34296114
>when the feels are too real

>>34296275
>when the feels are too real
I am not kidding.Hookers are usually cleaner than roasties

>>34296313
I agree with you. Unless you getting a 5 dollar quicky so they can score some rock, most adhere to strictly using condoms and keeping tested and clean

>tfw Rodrigo the spanish Chad gets to assfuck Sofia the escort for free on a daily basis while she laughs at Daniel the spanish robot for being a virgin

>>34296114
M& are you fucking stupid or what?

Just because they're better than the standard club slut (no argument there) doesn't mean they aren't bad


Point taken on the medical checks, but those tend to come only with the more high class whores, you never know what you're gonna get and the police sure as hell aren't regulating them

Just try going to a police station and saying "my ho lied about her herpes test"

Don't fucking post free market shit either

>>34292383
well you know, women like being understood, women don't like family guys and homers, so better be sensitive for her.

>>34291865
Sounded kawaii as fuck desu senpai

>>34291959
>Madrid
I'm pretty sure you are not the only one around that age that has bought her services.