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This is what women are uploading to popular websites today
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>>34298987
that ass looks very delicious desu
top A meat
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I'm so lonely

I'm considering going to a bar tonight but it's raining and there's probably no women there anyway
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>>34298987
I've seen a lot of fuck meat, and can honestly tell you this is not grade A

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Does it hurt youll never be a rich super handsome 6'7 superchad

No matter how loyal your gf is she would get instantly wet around this guy
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>>34298956
Does it hurt you?
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Bitch, I would get instantly wet around this guy
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I'm a 5'7" manlet with 4.5" dicklet. I feel like i'm unable to make a woman stay loyal to me, however hard i try.

And yes it hurts. My dick hurts because i over jelq everyday

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Hoow do you deal with sexual frustration?
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>>34298448
By calling a girl up and having sex with her.
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I don't, it's literally ruining me.
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>>34298448
Well, I fap. What else would I do?

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Hey robots, make sure you check out our comfy rabbit room, we watch movies, tv shows and listen to music 24/7. We just started watching Snowpiercer, come join us at
https://www.rabb.it/ComfyRobotRoom
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>>34298241
OMG IM WASTING FRIDAY NIGHT WITH SOME DUDES ON THE INTERNET
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Watching gook films.
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we're still watching snowpiercer
>>34298445

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Shouting Lager Edition
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Start my new job on monday. Been given 40 hours the first two weeks fucking not looking forward to that.
Cute girl from the selection event got hired as well so I get a chance to make her fucking hate me at least
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>>34297243
What have you lads been doing tonight?
I've been on the fosters and I got a EuroMillions ticket, maybe this will be the big one.
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> renton comes into the surgery
> complains of heroin withdrawl
> tell him I have brochures on rehab clinics
> give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

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The world is changing. The 89/20 Hypergamy is becoming more and more normalized. Like if we where animals.
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>>34293174
I've already faced the facts, there's never going to be a beta uprising or anything. We are just going to languish in obscurity with the other bottom 90% of males.
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We are animals, any animals subjected to what we have been would do the same thing.

This is common knowledge on this board but posting anyway

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_B._Calhoun#Mouse_experiments
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>>34293214

We are just going back to our roots.

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Are most of you actually bi/gay or are you just so starved for intimate contact & sex you'll fuck/get fucked by anything? It definitely seems like the latter the more "boipucci" and "trap" post I see.
I honestly doubt any of you would actually settle down with a guy, or openly walk around and express affection with the same sex in public. You're just sex starved deviants.
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There is a huge amount of prison gay on this forum for precisely the reasons you mention

Put them in a situation with an actual man, and they won't be turned on at all.
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If anons were prison gay, they would be trying to fuck actual masculine/normal men.

Traps are extremely rare and have unique characteristics that give them their own appeal when compared to normal men and women, combined this makes them extremely sought after
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>>34291811

traps are still fucking gay

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Sup brobots?

Whose your favorite president?

Pic related. He was a man who was of great intelligence, which most presidents would be. But he was a man of great intelligence, but he was also a man that did something that was a very vital thing to do at that time. Ten years before or 20 years before, what he was doing would never have even been thought possible. So he did something that was a very important thing to do, and especially at that time.
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>>34251523
Yeah I agree it was too bad he was killed before he could deport all blacks to Liberia just like he planned.
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>>34251523

Tough to beat Teddy Roosevelt, desu. He was a righteous dude.
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op this is how people who have run out of things to talk about in an essay write.

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What a shit day it's been edition
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First for wage slavery
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At least there's still 45 minutes of light or so left.
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>>34238885
Second for being constantly harassed

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Welcome!

The latest iteration of the family love thread. Make sure you hug and head pat your siblings, and post results!
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What will our trips have happen today?

and what makes Pat's pancakes so yummy?
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>>34227692
I put bananas on them because Em likes it, not a fan myself.

Tonight's been nothing but snuggles, Em complaining that we can't fuck, and Em shutting down my anal suggestions even though it solves the problem. Why women gotta be like this.
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>>34227901
What's her reason for shutting it down?

I've heard that clit play eases menstrual cramps

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As an anti-gun liberal, I have to say: you win, guys.

With Trump as President now, the increase of hate crimes and attacks from his followers since the election, and the possible spike in those crimes to come, I might now have to get a gun to protect myself and whom I love.

For eons you've been battling for the second amendment, arguing that we all have a right to protect ourselves with bare arms, even if it risks having those arms fall into the wrong hands. It seems that in order to protect that right, you had to make the country, the world, a dangerous enough place to warrant weaponry and self-defense. A ravenous fanbase and followers unhinged and willing to do harm.

Well, you win. And I'm getting a gun to protect myself from you guys. You people are dangerous, and a threat to everyone around you. In order to protect something you childishly feel entitled, you put the safety and lives of everyone else at risk.

I hope you're proud of yourself.
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>>34304804
>liberal buys gun to defend himself from whites
>mfw he gets killed by nigger because his white guilt convinces him not to hurt the nig with a gun
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>purchases gun to defend from trump supporters
>mfw blacks are still 100x more likely to be killed by other blackies
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>>34304804

Thanks, I am. And *I* hope someday you realize how much of a monumental faggot you are and kill yourself.

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Let me tell you about the most disgusting human being I have ever known.

>Start of middle school (7th grade).
>School puts all of the students on "teams".
>Teams are literally just a group of about 120 students, whom you will have all of your classes with some of these people.
>My team has Sarah.
>That girl.
>Obsessed with wolves, fat, and has an annoyingly high pitched voice, like the voice you have when holding your nose.
>Like pic related, but much paler.
>Somehow not retarded, but just barely.
>Has no friends, because she is so unpleasant to be around.
>Has no bullies (to her face, at least), because she is so unpleasant to be around.
>Math teacher made really high pitched voice, once, and laughed her ass of when someone pointed out that she sounded like Sarah.
>She eats her hair.
>SHE EATS HER FUCKING HAIR.
>Like, just grabs a handful of it, brings it to her mouth, tears it off with her teeth, and swallows it.
>Missed a day of school, because she was in the hospital, getting hairball removed from her intestines.
>Fastforward to high school.
>She is in my art class.
>Teacher shows us portfolio of past student works to give us an example of what our upcoming project will be like.
>Sarah points out the obvious for every example.
>One girl finally snaps and shouts "shut the fuck up, Sarah!"
>Teacher doesn't punish her, because she is also sick of Sarah's shit.
>Because Sarah has no friends, she spends literally all of her free time reading Twilight and other related shit.
>Literally reads while walking, causing her to bump into people all the time.
>Missed last month and a half of junior year because she tried to cross the street while reading and got hit by a bus.
>Funniest shit anyone at the school has ever heard.
>Spent all of senior year in a wheelchair.
>No one felt bad.

No matter how bad your school life was, it was probably better than Sarah's.
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>"H-Ha! We're not as autistic as her, so that makes us better people."
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This is really tame for someone who is supposed to be so disgusting.
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Honestly why are people like that even in school
I don't like that society expects slow people to blend in with the others
They are not fit for it, they might be homo sapiens but I'd hardly call them humans, it's fair to them to make them do what humans do

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>spend my whole fucking life defending the fuck out of my race
>never ever not give them the benefit of a doubt
>even if im wrong try to teach them better
>if it doesnt work just chalk it up as the few bad apples because hey, that's life
>fast forward to current year

NOPE

im done

i tried and tried and tried, more than i can even remember

i still hope to meet real bro's, but im not holding my breath, the bible was right(again) about you faggets
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>>34304682
You white? Black? Mexican?
If you are white, I know exactly how you feel. We were fine up until the 60's, then we just fucking started rotting.

I honestly quit this whole white shit now. I just saw it as a lost cause.
/pol/ fags try to say that I should just go fuck some chick and knock her up if I want to help, but I am a robot from /r9k/, so that isn't gonna happen.

I fucking hate this world.
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someone want to disprove the out of Africa theory for me...too lazy to look it up and haven't heard any thing else. k thanks :D
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>>34304725
Out of Africa is pretty mainstream. It's supported by quite a bit of physical evidence. Why do you want it to be disproven? Asking for someone to please disprove a theory doesn't seem like you care about the truth.

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>tfw you start to suspect you have Bogdabots inside you so you examine your shit and find bogdabots


How do they do it?


How have they managed to convince the world they're ordinary humans?
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>>34304594
What are Bogdabots and why do those peoples' faces look weird
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Plastic surgery addiction is literally the dumbest addiction
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can i get a quick rundown on these guys

>be me 19 yr old roboto, soon to be 20
>Sign up for OKC
>message hordes of roasties. nothing.
>Meet 17 yr old qt through it.
>Kick things off, things are going well.
>Messages me today and tells me I should invite her out.

Now my dick is saying yes but I want to step back for a minute and try to be the adult here. Our convos have had some sort of sexual innuendo to them and there is a probability I will lose the V card which is every robot's dream but could I get in trouble for this? I know a 2-3 age difference is a ridiculous thing to overthink but she's technically underage and I am considered an adult.
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you'll fuck it up and feel like shit after if you try, so just stop messaging her
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>>34304478
17 is legal in many places in the US. It varies by state.
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>>34304478

Look up the laws of your state

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