Let me tell you about the most disgusting human being I have

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Let me tell you about the most disgusting human being I have ever known.

>Start of middle school (7th grade).
>School puts all of the students on "teams".
>Teams are literally just a group of about 120 students, whom you will have all of your classes with some of these people.
>My team has Sarah.
>That girl.
>Obsessed with wolves, fat, and has an annoyingly high pitched voice, like the voice you have when holding your nose.
>Like pic related, but much paler.
>Somehow not retarded, but just barely.
>Has no friends, because she is so unpleasant to be around.
>Has no bullies (to her face, at least), because she is so unpleasant to be around.
>Math teacher made really high pitched voice, once, and laughed her ass of when someone pointed out that she sounded like Sarah.
>She eats her hair.
>SHE EATS HER FUCKING HAIR.
>Like, just grabs a handful of it, brings it to her mouth, tears it off with her teeth, and swallows it.
>Missed a day of school, because she was in the hospital, getting hairball removed from her intestines.
>Fastforward to high school.
>She is in my art class.
>Teacher shows us portfolio of past student works to give us an example of what our upcoming project will be like.
>Sarah points out the obvious for every example.
>One girl finally snaps and shouts "shut the fuck up, Sarah!"
>Teacher doesn't punish her, because she is also sick of Sarah's shit.
>Because Sarah has no friends, she spends literally all of her free time reading Twilight and other related shit.
>Literally reads while walking, causing her to bump into people all the time.
>Missed last month and a half of junior year because she tried to cross the street while reading and got hit by a bus.
>Funniest shit anyone at the school has ever heard.
>Spent all of senior year in a wheelchair.
>No one felt bad.

No matter how bad your school life was, it was probably better than Sarah's.