>tfw 26
>only make $65k a year
feels bad man
>>34396319
>tfw 26
>make $0.00 a year
>don't give a fuck
>>34396319
there's people in a lot worse situations than you. Besides you're on here so it's not like you have a family to worry about
>>34396319
>30
>MAKING $22k
Can you imagine it? 40 days without sex? its a crazy thought.
>>34396241
No it's FUCKING NOT IT'S FUCKING EASY
TRY YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS
>>34396293
>IT'S FUCKING EASY
No its not you sperg
>>34396302
>A little over a month without sex
>Not easy
Fuck off to wherever you came from, normie, and stay there.
Senior in high school (18) and every single Chad in school has left for a football retreat. That means this is the only opportunity I have to get with my oneitis. I have 3 classes with her in a row. Any advice robots?
>pic very related
bill cosby the fuck out of her
>>34396236
While your busy scheming for a way to slip past Chad
He's busy sending dick picks while she deals with beta lads.
>>34396236
>18
>high school
Fuck off normie
how should I change my haircut/appearance to look even smarter/chad?
My goal is to finish my transition to being a normie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd_lOUf90Ms
thanks!
hate to break it to you but you'll never be chad
you can easily pass as a normie though
>>34396303
I will become the chad.
Flipped pic
Go for a side part or an undercut or sidepart
pic related
Who /chinesefood here
I love the rice/noodles combo with teriyaki chicken and beef
>>34396178
i demand your BMI stats now
>>34396188
Like I've said before I work manual labor for 50 hrs a week. I'd have to eat 4k calories a day to gain weight
>>34396178
Chinese food is shit. It is by far the laziest fucking food... they cook tasteless shit and soak it in generic sauce. I've been to china.. they dont eat this shit.
Who here /villain/?
>tfw mapping out land to purchase and build a lair
>going to spend large amounts of money influencing world events
>going to hire cohorts to keep track of world events and do other, nefarious things
I can't be the only one.
"Going to."
>tfw have been contacted by old primordial gods who have been influencing me to kill
not joking, they've also showed me the future, I can't remember clear details but it's very scary
>>34397048
Yeah I bet the future is pretty scary. Did you see your mom kicking you out or something?
who else has seen the light and only supports consumption taxes?
>ensure that the actual consumption of resources is punished instead of the work of other people
>no bureaucracy at all, minimal state is possible
>100% no discrimination
>completely passive and hence not disincentive warping in weird did-not-see-that-coming ways
>can set policies to almost not tax foodstuff and go all out on shit luxury crap nobody really needs because hey, no other taxes
>BUT oh noes the poor will be disproportionately affected when buying their sixpacks and 20 packages of cigarettes a month instead of food
>>34396131
I wanna see this, buy with car insurance, cigs, beer, local schools and college
>>34396131
>>>"It's only okay for corporations to fuck me in the ass!"
The only problem with taxes is what they're being used for.
When it comes to taxes, if we eliminate corruption from bureaucracy we have nothing to worry about and we're a lot better off. Pooling our money together for investments and societal upkeep/welfare is demonstrably better for the health of the economy than allowing the free-market to. Yes, all of us--coercion is sometimes necessary.
>the work of other people
>>>Implying renting out the means of production, which you own, to employees who work for you then rationing a part of their own work to them is not a tax on the work of other people
>no bureaucracy
>minarchist state
>>>pick one
I'm not even sure if a minarchist state is even viable in practice.
Megacorps like Sony make more money annually than the GDP of some first world countries. Imagine if companies like that decided to funded a coupe of your hypothetical minarchist state, succeeded, and enstated a dictatorship.
Would be mighty e z.
>no discrimination
>quasi-AnCap state
>>>pick one
>no coercion
>>>how you gonna collect taxes?
>demonizing luxury crap
What, exactly, do you deem to be 'luxury crap?'
Nearly everything at one point was seen as luxury crap.
>>>Implying market competition doesn't lead to research and development, sometimes state subsidized, and economies of scale of in-demand luxury crap doesn't turn luxury crap into dirt-cheap crap--the joys of living in a non-zero sum world
>>"hurr im not da poor look a mee ford F-150 tupid materialism did you buy bro elon musk so cool drumps"
You are a walking meme, you know that.
e.g. landed gentry
What if I only like dick because I never had pussy?
>>34396112
you only like 4 vhan because you never had plebbit
>>34396112
Easy solution.
Try them both, and figure it out.
>>34396112
Try a trap what do you think of boipussy?
>you will never go on a life changing adventure
uh says who?
>>34396102
I know this exact feel
>You will never make life long friends and become family through a perilous but exciting adventure that will serve to be the greatest experience in your life
>>34396102
>tfw you're doing it right now, the problem is it's terrible
Is abortion murder?
>>34396056
Yes, and it wouldn't even be a problem if people weren't such degenerates.
>>34396056
yes
next question op
Yes, and its still ok.
Why are onions the best vegetable, r9k?
>>34396035
sweet and stinky, could even make you cry. onions are the braaap posters of vegetables, that's why they are the best
>>34396035
that's a big vegetable
>>34396035
Onions are good. I cook them with potato and egg.
>gotta think of something to pass the time
>sign up to the local german society's learning thing
>they mail me a pamphlet in the mail
>there is a group picture of the current membership
>it's literally all girls and women
how the fuck am i gonna not sperg out?
Imagine them in their underwear.
If its all or mostly girls, you'll be fine.
The language club at uni was like this. You'll very quickly become one of the girls.
are they pretty? just act casual and avoid staring, also if one talks to you just try not to get jittery just make small talk even though it sucks
if worse comes to worst just memorize a ton of favts about germany and recite them any time one speaks to you. they might think youre a funny guy
>germany is the leading producer of surgical 440 stainless blades
>did you know that schitzel is NOT a sausage but a patty
>she doesn't have a body like this
Might as well just kill yourself for being an infertile freak.
>>34395974
come on Suzie, I know what your game is. I like your body no matter how fat you are.
>inb4 white knighting
>>34396028
>that
>fat
That's all breeding-cushion tissue, learn the difference.
>Anon, our bodies are ready for your baby.
How do you respond?
what makes a man a man?
please no mention of not being a virgin or having a wife
>>34395953
Being born with a benis and testicles, with the ability to produce sperm.
genetics tbqhwy
a man is a person with purpose.
Even women can be manly.
Stop watching anime
Right now
for every animes you don't watch
i'll watch eight
Fuck off you dumb vargposter, get the fuck off of my anime website.
Who gives a shit about anime?