>you will never go on a life changing adventure

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uh says who?

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>>34396102
I know this exact feel
>You will never make life long friends and become family through a perilous but exciting adventure that will serve to be the greatest experience in your life

>>34396102
>tfw you're doing it right now, the problem is it's terrible

go fight in syria

become a girl and move to a different city!
that's a life changing adventure, and you get to make tonnes of friends

I'm never going to do anything. Just slowly waste away

>>34396517
>become a girl
anon, you can't become a girl

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>>34396102
>I already went on a life changing adventure
>Suffered multiple bitter defeats
>I don't talk to them anymore

Long story short, I'm here on /r9k/ funposting.

>>34396243
this desu

you dont realize it OP but the life you are living right now is a life-changing adventure

You're just upset it doesn't contain goblins and dragons, but rest assured you are experiencing it at this moment

>>34396535
yes you can
but it takes time and effort and work
like an adventure

>you will never be a little girl

>>34396560
>yes you can
i don't think you can

>>34396653
you can get close enough that it doesn't matter

>>34396559
That's some bullshit if I've ever heard it

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>>34397439
>you can get close enough

>this is what trannies believe

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>ywn go on life changing adventures
>ywn go on silly little adventures
>ywn make every day worth it
>ywn be able to hold onto anything in life
>ywn have friends

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Its easy to go on an adventure, its just that people don't want to. They think it'd be nice, "oh yeah, see new places, meet new people, experience new things!". What they forget is the commitment and hardship that accompany it. You have to leave all you have for long periods of times and constantly think of how to accomplish your goal and work towards it.

You could leave your home right now, pick a direction, walk until you hit the coast, and have an adventure with tons of whacky shit happening and danger and romance. But you won't, because it sounds hard, and it is hard

>>34397909
or because I need money to exchange for goods and services

>>34397935
part of the problem isn't it, figuring out how to keep clean, stay feed and thirst quenched, finding places to sleep

>>34397735
>you can get close enough
As someone who has been caught out before, it can be done.
It's a big commitment though, and most don't pull it off.

>>34398088
>and most don't pull it off
most can't pull it off

it's luck and genetics

and even beyond that, there's obvious tells

>tfw I'm getting evicted at the end of the month
>I'm borderline committing suicide and driving to California to just fuck around and be extras in movies without a plan whatsoever hoping that something will happen
>always wanted to be an actor
>if all else fails, I'll just kill myself
Wish me luck guys

>>34399792
good luck anon san. if dubs you will receive

>>34399792
Produce a magnum opus in your medium of choice and disappear into the desert like Jim Sullivan

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Sullivan_(singer-songwriter)

>>34399849
Wiki disappearance location screenshoted for future use. Will make a thread on the first of February to confirm whether I go through with my journey or not.

FUCK YOU! IM GOING ON ONE JUST TO SPITE YOU!