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Yamcha is the most /r9k/ anime character 2017-01-25 04:27:56 Post No.34406559
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Yamcha is the most /r9k/ anime character
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An autist living with his talking cat, too afraid to communicate with girls, touching them results in a panic attack and an epileptic shock. Although he devoted his whole life to training and rigourous routine, he gets beaten up by a five year old monkey kid. Bald three eyed niggers come to his life and beat him up routinely, showing him that no matter how long and hard he trains he will always be the worst of the lot.
Then there is Bulma, the beauty he fell in love with when they were still teenage kids, the first girl he talked to, the first girl he touched, the first girl he, we can only hope, kissed. His only love, and in the whole shit he had to endure, getting killed being one of it, the only thing that kept him going. Runs of with the next Chad from a fucking alien planet that is, as we could expect, stronger than him and can fuck her better than him...
Still the man keeps on going.
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what did toriyama mean by making all human characters absolutely incapable of reaching relevancy?
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>>34406559
>Vegeta is a manlet
>Bulma fucks him anyways because he's an immigrant with high social status
Toriyama knew what he was doing
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>>34406597
He tried to leave humans realistic and put them in a fantasy world where aliens have bullshit amounts of powers. At least human saiyan hybrids are stronger than either race, too bad none of them train to the levels that would easily allow them to surpass the pureblood saiyans.
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How do women know if they're actually interesting or fun to be around? This isn't even an MRA thing: I'm asking a legitimate question. How are they able to divorce someone wanting to fuck them or thinking they're pretty from someone genuinely having interest in who they are as a person?
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Because they have a harem of betas who constantly feed their ego and have been doing so for their entire lives.
They divorce people because divorce is GREATLY in the woman's favor.
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>>34406514
They can't. That's why women are so bad at those things. It's the nature of things. Be glad you're a man.
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>>34406514
Experience. Most girls fall for at least one or two players before finding out how to avoid those kind of people.
>beautiful white woman with blonde hair and blue eyes
>dyes her hair black and wears darker colored contact lenses to make herself look more Asian
>marries an Asian man
Why are white women abandoning their race at such alarming rates?
https://youtu.be/fOsSG_2LToI
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>alarming rates
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>why are mentally ill women acting crazy
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>>34406472
They noticed whities are an inferior race
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>wake up at 6:20
>go to work
>work
>go home
>eat
>prepare for next day
>go to sleep
>wake up
>go to work....
and everything repeats itself again and agin
When will this shit end...only if I become an hero?
I started to work first time n my life n september but I can't take it anyome.
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>>34406434
>only if i become an hero
you already know the answer
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>>34406434
Just quit and become a hobo. That's what I'm going to do.
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>>34406434
>prepare for the next day
Wait, this takes long enough to necessitate subsequently sleeping afterwards? If not, you need to git gud at something and improve. Take up a hobby or something.
There's literally no off this ride, so make the best of it.
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No. No, you're not.
>5 O'clock in the morning
>go to loo and start pissing
>finish
>notice large daddy longlegs spider in my pubes
>immediately smack at it hitting my left bollock
>ow
>spider flies into the bowl dead
>flush toilet
Well that was an interesting experience, thought it might be worth sharing with you guys.
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why aren't you in bed yet, fellow kiwi fag?
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>>34406375
I was in bed watching episodes of mythbusters hoping I'd dose off.
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Fuck dude that made my dick retract into my guts. My greatest phobia is one of daddy long legs spiders. To imagine one crawling in my pubes... Sheeit
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>have thin body
>have lordosis
>have big ass
Cardio will help get rid of it right? It's just fat.
What would be more effective, biking or running
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>>34406274
Stop showin' off that boipucci anon, you greedy little pig.
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>>34406274
Jesus wtf are you a girl?
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Both are great but running is hard on the knees/ankles if you weigh more than 100kg.
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How hard is it for a robot to become a teacher? It's the only job avilable for me
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Impossible, the most important requirement of being a teacher is not being a robot
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Become a guidance counselor.
>dispense advice from your own fantasies of being normie
>go home to cave and eat soup
>repeat
Unlike teacher
>no crowds of kids to deal with
>fatherly advice to hot students
>already known to be weirdo profession of school
>no need to interact with teachers
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>>34406256
You have to love life to be a good teacher
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lesbots and biscum (female) post here
>Age
>General location
>Why don't you have a gf?
>Do you want to marry a woman?
>Political views
>A feel you had recently
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aw honey the place you're looking for is >>>/soc/
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>>34406187
I'll go first I guess
>Age
20
>General location
NE USA
>Why don't you have a gf?
Afraid of intimacy, boring personality, fuck ugly
>Do you want to marry a woman?
I'll probably be a hermit by the time I'm 30 so I don't think it's happening
>Political views
Like I said before, I'm boring and tend to lean centrist but I really fucking hate SJWs
>A feel you had recently
I wonder if I can actually fall in love.
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>>34406317
/soc/ is for normalfags. There are threads like this on /r9k/ all the time.
Anybody here actually comfortable with being alone and not interacting with people? Tired with this tfw no gf faggotry.
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I don't hate people. I'm just okay with being short and ugly.
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>>34406168
I'm used to it now, I don't even care anymore.
The only exceptions are those 2-3 seconds before I fall asleep and become suddenly emotional, but the following morning I forget everything and don't give a shit
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>>34406188
Well, it's not really about hating people but avoiding them or not needing social situations and feeling fine. Stuff like that.
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Who /assholefetish/ here? 2017-01-25 04:02:34 Post No.34406162
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Who /assholefetish/ here?
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What are your fetishes, robots?
I have the weirdest fetish ever.
It seems like every woman that walks by me makes my brain to turn them around, pull their pants down and spread their ass cheeks just to see what their ass holes look like... It turns me on so much
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>I can't tell if the focus of OP's pic is her ass or her soles
I'm just going to assume it's both.
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i dont want to have sex. i just want to smell a woman's asshole.
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I'm currently in this situation and i'm going to try and drastically cut down on porn and then maybe i'll get excited about other parts of women apart from just their asshole
Why are 4chan girls always so slutty?you would think 4chan culture would make them more tame and submissive but it usually turns them into huge sluts.
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Good question Bebe. The eight(+) guys you've had is probably higher than what most 4chan girls had though.
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>>34406128
I would throat fuck this ebony so bad, Jesus.
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WHAT JAV CODE
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That abortion will be 1500 plus tip
What do you do?
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>>34406103
Offer to trade sex for an abortion on the house.
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>>34406103
Tell him you'll get it done elsewhere. The abortions that I've paid for weren't even $500
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>>34406403
>successful abortion
>pay with sex
>get pregnant again
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Recommend me some comfy Gamecube/Wii games to emulate.
Nothing with waggle controls as I only have a regular PS2-clone usb controller.
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Paper mario thousand year door
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>>34406048
M E L E E
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Original
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Wind Waker or Twilight Princess
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Anyone else have an upbringing where they were constantly berated by their parents for having no friends, no personality, told they smell ect?
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>>34406008
well did you smell?
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>Told they smell
what the fuck man i dont get people who smell like shit, just take a fucking shower and brush your teeth it takes 5 minutes
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No but they did fucking interogate me everytime I left or got back from going somewhere
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>mfw 7 trap threads up on /r9k/ at the moment.
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>>34405981
100percentmasc
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>>34405981
8 now thanks anon youre sure helping
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>>34405981
And 1 hon thread, thanks to you