>5 O'clock in the morning
>go to loo and start pissing
>finish
>notice large daddy longlegs spider in my pubes
>immediately smack at it hitting my left bollock
>ow
>spider flies into the bowl dead
>flush toilet
Well that was an interesting experience, thought it might be worth sharing with you guys.
why aren't you in bed yet, fellow kiwi fag?
>>34406375
I was in bed watching episodes of mythbusters hoping I'd dose off.
Fuck dude that made my dick retract into my guts. My greatest phobia is one of daddy long legs spiders. To imagine one crawling in my pubes... Sheeit
>>34406422
I used to be pretty scared of spiders but I've surprised myself with how calm my reaction was, it wasn't crawling either, just sitting there.
>>34406476
>playing vidya
>suddenly feel an itch on my arm
>ohshitthatsdefinitelyaspider.flv
>look at it
>huge fucking daddy long legs crawling there
>craaawling on my skiiiiin
>slam the table hard as fuck almost breaking my arm
>hyperventilate for 5 minutes after that
Idk I just can't not be scared of them
>>34406540
I don't understand it myself, I guess it's just something that we develop, I'm still not that good on bugs though, saw a cockroach in my room and after killing it I decided to just sleep on the sofa for two or three days, that one was just a few days ago too.