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>>34421223

I hope Watanabe directs some more before he dies.

>>34421812
what theme and music genre would he mix?

>>34421812
>before he dies
He's only 51 and he's a Jap, he has like 40 more years to make some stuff.

>>34421107
Yes, add me on Skype so I can put you in a few /r9k/ groups

michael.13.36

>>34421218
Hi michael!

Origignignal

>>34421218
Michael is the rabbit still a thing? post me the link if so

>>34421096
I try to avoid them. Especially the women.

they don't make eye contact, mumble a lot, and smell like cum.

in my experience, guys with long hair in ponytails

>>34421087
Please, shoot me at school tomorrow.

>>34421087
I will go to a school so you can shoot me tomorrow.
>it's terror and panic out on the quad at moot high
>but a single figure races towards the sounds of gunfire and danger
>he throws himself selflessly in front of some stacy cunt
>he looks up at the robot gunman and exclaims "ME FIRST, I'M A 32 YR OLD VIRGIN, ME FIRST, KILL ME PLEASE!"

>>34421087
Ill be the cobweb behind the vending machine.
Empty the clip.

yeah i busted that nut

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>>34421081
Including you

Oraganoaisnalknlcksm.c, a,nc na,

>>34421081
Man I'm not supposed to talk to children cus of my court order

>>34421018
>How the fuck am i supposed to have a normal life
Be a robot, anon. Fuck normies.

I'm diagnosed with ASD and ADHD. You're not the only one, anon.

Low FODMAPs diet works well for IBS. Look it up.

remember that you're an individual and doctors come up with stupid shit so they can sell you fda drugs to cure symptoms and you shouldn't allow the "disorders" to cripple you

it's easy to fall back on and I;m not saying you do this but a lot of snow flakes get away with this due to isolating themselves to a diseased snow flake community which doesn't encourage change but ignorance and laziness

That is beautiful- moar - at least you know you're in for the ride of your life.

>>34421012
Seriously, how, though?

I'm expecting a fuckin facehugger to hatch out of that any second.

I believe you. You'd have to have standards as low as mine to fuck that beef blanket.

>>34420993
It's easy to get betas And attention here, duh.

just to complain and flame and ruin it

>>34421032
This anon raises a good point, he could turn around start a thread pretending to be a 'fembot' and he'd rake in the (you)'s.

I think most people here would love to be asexual

How is that even fucking possible? I can't fathom it

>>34421044
If you mean have no sex drive this can be easily accomplished by taking an aromatase inhibitor until your estrogen levels are 0. Men need at least a little estrogen for things to function normally.

Alternaltively, you could also pump yourself full of testosterone which will convert to estrogen and have high testosterone/estrogen and also have no sex drive that way.

>>34420968
Im praying for some impending
humor in this thread.

>>34420968
if kicking and screaming means you get your way then I consider that winning the argument. At the end of the day it doesn't matter who is actually right or wrong, all that matters is who won the argument.

>>34421080
That is how most women approach arguments, yeah. Logic does not enter in to it.

>>34420903
I like to boil the cans and then open abd eat them.

Milk isn't healthy.

>>34420903
I sometimes enjoy a can with my sardines

>>34420897
Im 30 also (married). Are you legit HHKV? How do you keep from raping women, does porn suffice?

>>34420988
Why would I pretend to be a HHKV?

Also, I don't leave the house.

>>34421052
What are you so scared of? I was in the porn/vidya/marijuana cycle for a long time but i got over it. What is bothering you?

just b e e yourself

originale

>>34420894
>Go up to people and introduce yourself

"H-h-hi. I'm, uhhh, anon. H-h-h-how are y-you doing?"

never

>>34420967
This. OP, take your normie post and put it on fucking Facebook or something where people might like it.

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>tfw I recognize this poster and his perfectly reasonable fetish

I want an English girlfriend ;_;

I hope to live there one day

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tfw no wildling ygritte gf

just b urself, you can be anything you want to be

>>34420662

Is there a pornhub category for short ugly Indian men?

Nope?

Then shut the fuck up and be glad people want you, you ungrateful bitch.

>>34420662
You know you have to post your face at best for people to beleive you.

Nothing against you but you have the high probability of being an overweight white beta male.