Anyone here on Disability in Australia? unemployable due to psychological

>>34420897
Im 30 also (married). Are you legit HHKV? How do you keep from raping women, does porn suffice?

>>34420988
Why would I pretend to be a HHKV?

Also, I don't leave the house.

>>34421052
What are you so scared of? I was in the porn/vidya/marijuana cycle for a long time but i got over it. What is bothering you?

>>34421114
What do you mean what is bothering me?

I've been socially isolated for 10+'years and have nothing to do. Anxiety and paranoia.

What do you expect I do? I think your misunderstanding me when in say I literally do not leave the house. I'm not exaggerating when I say I don't leave.

>>34421207
Yes motherfucker, what are you paranoid about? Why are you not at least going outside every once and a while.

>>34421232
Because I don't have clothes to "go out". I'd be going outside looking like a teenager.

>>34420897
Touchy - you have to have the right doc and go through the pysc system to get disability, even then they hook hook you up with a support worker helping you to find nightfill jobs at woolies or mowing lawns. Citation- been a support worker all my life.

>>34421464
>find nightfill jobs at woolies

it's probably the comfiest job you can get if you're an austimo social spaz. Just do that anon, centrelink will hound into your grave.

You need 20 points on the impairment tables https://www.legislation.gov.au/Details/F2011L02716/Html/Text#_Toc310259533

>>34422869
Can you actually apply for night jobs at supermarkets? I thought it's just a position u go placed in randomly.

>>34422933
yeh sure, places are always hiring. just check online.

If you're white, dependable and not a complete druggy dero, speak legiable english you're likely been running the team within' 6 months. But, if you're like me, you turn it down everytime because it's a fuck load more responisbility and hours.

>>34422928
I pass everything on the 20 point list besides the first thing of not needing someone else to shower me/feed me.

Am I really /fit/ for work if I can shower myself and make my own food but fail at everything else?

>>34423340

Seems like the stumbling point would be the evaluations. Unless you truly are a complete hopeless case, you'd probably have to consistently turn it on and be sufficiently convincing to have centrelink to put you on full disability.

>>34420897
As a fellow Australian I would call you a dole bludger

Fellow Ausanon here.

I think disability is pretty hard to get in this country. I've tried a few times, and the evaluations are pretty severe. Unless you have corroborations from psychiatrists etc. you're fucked. The catch-22 is, initiating the processes in aid of attaining all that shit you'd need just locks you into a trajectory of "self-improvement", and you're punished for not achieving what's expected of you. You're going to have to be REALLY fucked in the head to get past all of that, but if not working's good enough for you then it's doable at least.

Tbh I'm thinking a lot of us should start getting together and forming boarding houses. It's only a matter of time before the system eats us up and spits us out onto the streets anyway.

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>>34422928
Fuck, dude. I though I was decently normal in life but I scored 10 points

>tfw can't ever get disability because I was on AUSTUDY and completed a bachelors degree


b-but I'm so god damn socially retarded, late 20s, can't make friends, can't get a gf, virgin, low energy as fuck, fail at all job interviews, live with parents still (durrr, cant move out without a job)

Feels like I'm never going to get out of this situation in life. I know it's cringe to say "Lost all hope" but in the last 6 months I've really started to feel that way. Combination of anxiety and sadness keeping me in bed most of the time, only getting out to lift weights and take the dogs for a walk, and eat something.

Dunno how much longer I can go on like this. Come to think of it, disability wouldn't even help me, I want to be able to succeed normally, and I just can't fucking do it, I don't even care about the money, I just want to have some to gain some independence and ability to take care of myself financially, I want to do this with an actual job, not with some chump change the government hands out.

>>34423772
>low-energy fuck
>lift weights

How? You have to pretty disciplined and regimented to lift if you want results. As a low-energy fuck myself, I find lifting near neigh impossible as I have no drive to actually lift.

>>34423896
Ive been doing it for 5+ years now. It doesn't take me much energy/motivation to lift. I have a high tolerance for physical exertion....mental exertion..not so much.

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>tfw eating disordered but socially competent cousin who does cash in hand jobs gets dsp, while i have severe social anxiety, depression and learning problems, and no job experience at 28 years old, and have failed to get dsp multiple times

How many times can you try to get dsp before the jig is up.

>>34423340
>Am I really /fit/ for work if I can shower myself and make my own food but fail at everything else?
yes. that's how i failed. i guess the lesson is to whenever you go to centrelink be as dirty as possible and tell them you forget to eat most of the time (wont work if youre a fatty though, so you'll actually have to not eat)

>>34424070
>tfw i'm muscular and lean
>tfw autistically weigh all my food out to hit my macros/calories

So i couldn't get DSP as a lifter that eats well right? despite having no ability to function in society.......how does being /fit/ mean you can function in society? what the fuck? normies don't fucking understand, god

>>34424118
>normies don't fucking understand, god
exactly this. the system is designed to, apart from deter people from even trying, only really make sense if you have say, missing limbs, paralysis, blindness etc. something that definitely won't get better. unfortunately because normies dont understand that mental illness can be just as bad, if not worse on one's ability to work, it's damn near impossible to apply the same standards. and so we can't get support.

I'm in Poland so thing may be different, I have schizophrenia, am receiving disability and every doctor evaluation I have - once a year or two I lie through my teeth, I say things like I keep hearing voices telling me things to do, have difficulty going about daily tasks like preparing meals or washing dishes, laying in bed most of the day because have no energy or motivation to do anything (which istrue).
My advice would be you admit yourself to a psych ward and fake a schizophrenia, you spend there couple of months and have a strong case for disability approval. Doctors can't disprove you have schizo if you're a good liar.

>>34424118
Centrelink here.

If you're capable of building up your body by lifting weights and perfecting it through proper nutrition you're 100% capable of working.

You would not be taken seriously if you come in looking all muscular and defined. That takes a certain amount of dedication, discipline, willpower and intelligence, all of which don't do well for your goal of obtaining DSP.