>tfw asian female >tfw expected to be petite, pale and

just b urself, you can be anything you want to be

>>34420662

Is there a pornhub category for short ugly Indian men?

Nope?

Then shut the fuck up and be glad people want you, you ungrateful bitch.

>>34420662
You know you have to post your face at best for people to beleive you.

Nothing against you but you have the high probability of being an overweight white beta male.

>>34420662
I was just in that other thread and I know most 'female' posters here are just autistic faggots like me.

For shame, OP.

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>tfw white male
>universally hated
>will never be anything more than literally hitler

>>34421407
>>tfw white male
>>practically every girl on earth wants a white male
>>come on /r9k/ to whine instead

/r9k/ and 4chan in general is like 99% male

I'm not going to say there have never been females browsing or posting here, but it's extremely unlikely OP is one. The concept of a fembot is a myth, anyways - any bitch (no matter how ugly) can just go outside and get tons of friends, or find someone to fuck her in her area in less than 2 hours online.

>>34420662
>complaining about being the most desired type of woman

Try being black

>>34421443
>can just go outside
whatever you say fuckin normo

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>>34420662
>it's one of those pretend to be female threads again

sage

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>>34421365

Holy fuck OP absolutely BTFO

pajeet based as fuck.

I don't know what the hell is wrong with people like you with the way you make race into such a big issue. I have to believe it's always somebody who has never been out of one racially homogeneous small town or something. People of all races live together and work together and it never causes any hubbub, yet that's all you fucking hear about on the internet.

>>34420662
submit to the power of the white man's cock you gook whore

>>34420662
>tfw expected to be petite, pale and demure
But dragonladies are hawt though.

Are you fucking fat? I hate fat bitches

>tfw black female
>tfw expected to have low/nonexistent ability to understand things that are outside the norm
>tfw will never be the person people go to when they feel like talking about human sacrifice, apocalyptic cults, outsider music, etc

>>34421407

my cat makes this face right before i smack him

>>34424867
do not smack your cat

>be a female at all
>complaining about literally nothing
every time

>>34424881

I can't help it he is smaller than me and fuzzy so it's just funny to smack him and I like the faces he makes when I do it.

I've seen how he treats crickets and stuff he just tortures them for hours and the only thing stopping him from doing it to me is because I'm bigger than him so fuck him.

>>34424896
do you happen to be asian? asians are bad pet owners

>tfw mulatta female
>tfw just seen as halfbreed mongrel/abomination or "exotic"

>>34424896
He's a cat. You're a human. You're the one with a capacity for ethics and morals.

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>>34424928
you are my gf now, do you have discord, slype or a throwaway mail?

>tfw also asian female
>tfw ended up a tomboy
>tfw undateable by all asian guys

>>34424947
This was actually really sweet of you, anon. I have a throwaway email.

>>34424935

>morals

Nice meme but you have it backwards. You're saying since he is a cat he gets to be an asshole. No, he's a cat so he has to tolerate what I impose on him, just like the cricket has to tolerate what he imposes on it. Since I'm a human I'm the one who gets to choose my morals. And since he does not abide by my morals I get to punish him. And if I smack him b/c I like the funny faces he makes then that just means my morals are different than yours.

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>>34424958
i'd take a tomboy any day over an effeminate girl. but no east asian girls like my stupid SE asian genes. its okay cause white and mexican girls like me, but i've always just wanted to stick to asians

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>>34420662
Are you a sexy fat Asian female like pic related?

>>34420662
What kind of company do you keep, that you're judged on such a superficial basis?

>>34424980
Skipped the ethics part of my post, huh dipshit human?

>>34424983
>i'd take a tomboy any day over an effeminate girl
You are in the vast minority, my friend. None of my tomboy Asian friends have bfs. I get told off for acting like a dude by my mom all the time.

>but no east asian girls like my stupid SE asian genes.
I'm East Asian, I don't see the problem with SE Asians? We're all the same desu.

>>34425046

I'm a shitposter on r9k, not a philosopher. I don't know what asshole distinction you're making between ethics and morals but I'm sure that it's fedora.
I'll make you a deal if you can explain it without sounding like a turbosperg or embarrassing yourself then I will never smack my cat again.
Hurry up better get on wikipedia brah, my cat is counting on you.

>>34424613
You're a silly asian girl with no empathy aren't you?

Don't worry. I still love you.

>>34424958
And any half decent white man.

>>34424928
Are you lewd?

>>34424613
Are you lewd?

>>34424980
Seriously you fags, you complain about Chads and women holding you down and what do you do? Smack a cat. Fucking retards, go die in a hole.

>>34425078
Are you a female? You seem to be upset by the other anon being cruel to animals. Most people I've met who get mad at that are girls.

>>34425068
>ethics are the science of morals, and morals are the practice of ethics
Do I win?

>>34425078

Well he still likes me even though I smack him so I guess you could say I am his Chad and you're his orbiter.

I get to smack him every once in a while and then he runs away but then he comes back.

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>>34421407
Fuck off Zachary. Being white is 33% requirement for being chad. The others being attractive and height. You cant be a robot if you are not non-white.

>>34425064
i've gotten rejected by a korean girl cause i wasn't a "true" asian according to her parents. are you from cali by chance?

>>34421365
>tfw you saw a bearded 5'4''-ish prajeet wearing an insect warfare shirt at a show once
I would marry a guy like that in a heartbeat to be honest with you relative

>>34425147
Korean "culture" is a meme. Literally just a Chinese province with an Altaic language isolate.

>>34425158
Race traitor.

>>34424963
That nerd failed to respond, so what's that throwaway?

>>34424928
Mulatto girls can be seriously hot if they aren't the anti-white kind.

I'm also an asian female. Ask me anything.

>>34425202
How originalllly old are you?

>>34425202
What kind?

What languages do you speak?

How often do you masturbate?

>>34425214
I'm 20. I'm in my third year in uni.

>>34425223
Nice, so what are you studying? Is it UC-tier with tons of Asians?

>>34425218
I'm chinese, my parents are from HK but I was born and raised here. I can't speak chinese for the life of me but I can understand cantonese kinda.
>>34425218
I bought a pink vibrator that I almost never use. I'd say not even once a week. Maybe once a month? although I'm not keeping track

>>34425257
>I bought a pink vibrator that I almost never use. I'd say not even once a week. Maybe once a month? although I'm not keeping track

Do Asian girls tend to have low libidos?

>>34425240
Yeah I'm in one of the best UCs hehe. With a lot of asians, yeah. My major is biz econ with a minor in accounting basically going for a cpa.

>>34425257
>Americanized Asian
Truly disgusting

>>34425297
>one of the best
That's a trick, because everyone knows Cal's the best. Only dummies like me end up picking UCLA over it.
I see you're going for the big bucks right off the bat, nice. You smoke?

>>34425298
:( I'm sorry for being disgusting, anon.. I wish I was more asian.
>>34425269
well let's just say I'm not that horny unless my bf is around. Porn doesn't really turn me on that much.

>>34425318
nooo everyone offers me weed but I don't do it cause I'm a good girl!

>>34425337
How very Asian of you. Why are you up on /r9k/ instead of being with your bf right now?

>>34425351
he goes to another school. it's kinda long distance but he'll graduate soon and then we move in together!

>>34425351

we just finished fucking and i kicked him out

>>34425361
oh, you fucked my bf? how was he?

>>34425358
How did you two meet?

At some Chinese spy event hosted by the consulate?

>>34425202
can I please sniff your anus?

>>34425378
jej Fug

>>34425377

i dunno please

>>34425358
What if some girl makes a move in on him? Or somebody makes their move on you?

>>34421441

no every girl wants white chad, they dont want the white insecure nerdy shy geeky white dudes with no muscle/fat

>>34425378
oh, no. he's white.. :)
I kinda haven't dated any asian guys in a long time.

>>34425417
incoming /r/asianmasculinity in 5... 4.... 3.... 2....

>>34425417
>>34425437

if im asian masculinity, then you're extra talking head for another guy's dick (chad)

>>34425454
He was talking about them invading this thread

>>34425407
>What if some girl makes a move in on him?
I'm pretty good in the sack, he says my pussy is tight and is the best he's ever been inside. I'd like to think he'd resist temptation because I fuck better and whenever he wants. I can give god tier blowjobs too from the reception I get.
>Or somebody makes their move on you?
Huh, I don't care. I'll say NO I have a bf. I mean his dick is pretty big and he's qt, why would I be tempted?

>>34425468
Are you ok with him having a mistress?

I mean you're Chinese, virtually all semi-decent men in China have xiaosans.

>>34425468

>dick is big and hes qt
>like to think he'd resist not fucking other pussy
>best hes ever had, as in hes had other puss

why do you think he'd stop for you

>>34425468
>>34425407
but yeah, long distance is tough but we're almost living together very soon. Also I give him so many nudes to keep him satisfied.

>>34425491

>we're living together soon
>implying you don't have this year and another year to finish at the very earliest, and that is assuming both of you get paying jobs off the bat in an area when you're both employed.

he's stringing you along, you're his side chick you ain't even in the same area code tbqhy

>>34425489
He said he loves me and I'm his soul mate. I'd like to believe it's true, I'll believe in him that he'll faithful until he shows me otherwise.
>>34425487
yes, all chinese women let their guys cheat so it's okay right??

just kidding, no. I can never know that but I'll trust him because he's my babe. Worrying about it with no proof won't do anything but hurt our relationship.

>>34425523

and if it's not?

>>34425523
>He said he loves me and I'm his soul mate
So he's a manchild

>>34425518
we'll get an apartment together and I'll commute to school. no biggie!
>he's stringing you along, you're his side chick
if it's true I'll find out sooner or later. I can't worry about that with no basis.

>>34425539
being romantic isn't being a manchild. even the cheesiest words can win a girl's heart.
>>34425536
whatever happens, happens. gotta keep on moving forward.

>>34425557
So how cute and or hot are you? You've already got tons of nudes and said you're good in bed, so give us an idea of what you're working with.

>>34425557
There's no evidence for a soul, no rational person would sit there and actually believe in soul mates

>>34421443
friends no sex yes

>>34425580
Most autistic comment of the night goes to anon34425580

>>34425570
guys who rate me usually say 9 or 8 but I think I'm overrated probably. Boyfriend says 10 (well duh doesn't count cause bf) I feel hot some days, some days I don't. I wear bare minimal makeup that looks like I don't use any. I have really pale skin from not getting out too much. My eyes are big.

believe it or not I went on this board because I thought tendies stories were hilarious way back when

>>34425603
>It's autistic to be rational
Kill yourself, if you want to believe in stories for grown children you can go ahead and do that but I won't delude myself into that shit.

>>34425580
yeah, but I'm a romanticist. soul mates might not exist, but if he thinks I'm his soul mate I think that's really sweet and cute.
>>34425611
and to add onto this I'm kinda a wannabe kpop girl.

>>34420662
Boohoo. I'm a white guy, I'm nothing but a symbol of everything wrong in the western world. Be happy your attention is positive, and be thankful asian women are seen as attractive more than they're seen as uppity, like Indians.

>>34425611
How do you style your hair? What are your measurements and cup size? Are you skinny skinny, thicc?

>>34425625
It's autistic to sound like a robot who doesn't know "how to feel". Also, why would I kill myself? I have slot to live for. You sound like the perfect candidate for suicide, though.

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>>34425322
>y unless my bf is around.

>>34425656
You have slot to live for? What the fuck does that mean? I used to believe that soul mate shit when I was a child, but then you grow up, maybe you should too.
>Feelings
Feelings don't advance the human race for the better, you can procreate without feelings if you so choose. Feelings is what leads people to wrong conclusions

>>34425641
I'm deleting this pic in exactly 1 minute.

>>34425701
You wear glasses? Nerd

>>34425713
aaaaaaaah
sometimes I wear contacts but I'm lazy
my eyes are very fucking bad from staring at computer screens nonstop

>>34420662
be my gf.
I'm white, tall, physically fit, moderately handsome, and I don't let my crippling depression show in the real world.

>>34425701
I want to sexualize your hair

>>34425694
>shit
Not "slot", apologies.
And this is the shit I'm talking about
>Feelings don't advance the human race for the better, you can procreate without feelings if you so choose. Feelings is what leads people to wrong conclusions
That's autistic as fuck nigga. All that's missing is a cheeky "does not compute".

>>34425740
hmmm what did you mean by this, anon?

>>34425752
that he's jerking off to that pic

>attention whoring female
what a surprise

>>34425752
I mean, even from that pic alone, we can see you're hot. Your hair is the most visible thing about you in that pic, and it's long, flowing, healthy, basically the ideal for any woman.
>>34425763
Nah

>>34425763
oh my.. lewd.
>>34425779
I gotta get my daily dose of "male validation" somehow, anon.

>>34425790
So self-censored nudes next? Delete it in 30 seconds even.

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>>34425110
>science of morals
Nigger what the fuck are you saying? I didn't even know philosophy majors were autistic enough to call it a fucking science.

>>34425741
I'm a cold hard logic type of person, it makes no difference to me whether you want to waste your time on 'feelings' and 'love' because I'm indifferent to those type of things. I'm not indifferent to people having irrational beliefs though because it makes more sense to analyze whether claims are true than to blindly just believe them, trust me I've been there

>>34425790
validate yourself by being my gf. not even memeing at this point. I'd date any fembot who weighs less than 200 pounds and is younger than 30

>>34425809
NO I have a boyfriend also I'm a pure maiden
>>34425783
thanks, anon. :)

>>34425830
but I already have a bf!!

Hong Kong English accents are the funniest, I remember when I was over there once I picked up the phone to call Cathay Pacific's customer service and the guy on the other end goes "wahkandofahyo"

And I replied: "Sorry, I don't speak Cantonese"

And he sighed and replied: "Wat. Kan. Do. For. You."

>>34425843
Nudity is literally the purest state anybody can be in, we enter and leave the world nude even, so don't give me that familia

>>34425855
boyfriend, how about I be your manfriend?

>>34425814
>ethics isn't a science
I thought you weren't a philosopher?

>>34425863
good point, but once I show my naked body to another man, I can no longer get married.

>>34425821
Well, good for you, but people not consumed by cynicism can find alot of purpose in romanticism and love.

>>34425903
Just take nudes and crop out the face, not that guy.

>>34425906
Purpose is meaningless, ultimately, bruh

>>34425903
But we're all girls here, silly. Boys, guys and men aren't allowed here.

>>34425880
I'm kinda boring, you wouldn't want to be my manfriend.

>>34425918
>purpose is meaningless
No, a purpose is what makes life livable.

>>34425922
I bet I would to be honest

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>>34421365
say it like it is kumar

also females cant be robots, gtfo my board u stupid ass roastie

also fuck every single white knight cuck who didnt flame the roastie op

>>34425940
You need a purpose for life to be livable?

Are you that philosopher fellow?

>>34425956
Are you saying you don't need a purpose?

>>34425942
no i'm not interesting at all. you'd be bored to death!
>>34425921
we're all anime girls here right anon?
>>34425916
No sir!

>>34425973
Anything I do is a biological imperative for survival because it doesn't matter why I'm here or for what, it matters that I'm here and if I want to stay here I have to survive. That's not a purpose per se but a drive. I'm not actually here to survive, I just want to because I want to stay here.

>>34421365
based pajeet

oriignal commento

>>34426006
Cool, so what are you doing with yourself while you're here?

>>34420662
Hello C how are you doing?

>>34426025
Trying to write screenplays and shit, but I need help with the romance aspect of one of my brainstorms, because as you can see I'm disconnected from what people actually think is romantic

>>34425881
I wasn't the anon you were replying to before. And you don't have to be a philosopher to know definitions, and to understand that ethics and philosophy as a whole isn't a science.

>>34425992
I bet I could change your mind! I'm extremely not boring, so we'd fit together like two pieces of a puzzle

>>34426078
Whether or not ethics are a science is a source of philosophical debate. Whether or not you agree is irrelevant.

>>34426062
Kek! Keep at it anon. Maybe find a work around. What's your genre?

>>34426127
Ethics is subjective, not objective, thus can't be a Science

Ethics is just a system to 'make our lives better' or seem better anyway, it has no objective value though. It does have objective observations to explain it however.

>>34426112
I'm sorry, I'm loyal to my boyfriend and he wouldn't like that.

>>34426141
The genre I'm working on now is fantasy/romance, but I'm more a drama guy

>>34426169
For what it's worth, I think you should go for it, life's too short

>>34426169
Loyalty is for dogs
you aren't a dog are you, anonette?
come hang out with me on skype

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>>34426127
>cannot make testable predictions about the universe
>is a science

pick one faggot

>"B-b-but some philosophers think it is a science"

>Dedicate whole life to area of academia
>Want people to take you seriously
>Try to group your area of study with real science
>People still don't take you seriously
really makes you think doesn't it?

>>34426167
So you're a part of the discontinuity camp?
https://philosophynow.org/issues/55/Is_Ethics_a_Science

>>34426229
See >>34426230
Get in on the debate, anon. I'm sure you're more than qualified.

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>>34426241
Have you ever heard of the science of me fucking your mum? Oh you don't think that is a science because it literally doesn't fit within the definition? Well that is a shame anon, because some philosophers me think it *is* a science, so we can never really be able to tell who is right. Go ahead anon, join the debate, I'm sure you are more than qualified.

>>34426230
You don't need ethics to do Science but you need evolution to explain Ethics

>>34426274
Don't get mad at me because you're not hip to what's going on in philosophical circles. Thanks for the (you) nonetheless.

>>34420662
>tfw u will never be anything more than a pornhub category

You could be my cherished, beloved wife

>>34426278
That's definitely an opinion, anon.

>>34426183
I can't tell if you're fucking with me?

>>34426306
fuck off retard she's going to be my girlfriend

>>34426316
A correct opinion backed up with facts

Unless you want to play the god card which pfffft just stop while you're behind

>>34426328
Why would any girl pick being gf to some loser when they could be wife to me?

>>34426320
I definitely am not fucking with you. Fantasy stuff is fun to write about regardless of whether I believe it's true

>>34426340
because of this *Grabs cock*

>>34426342
Fantasy is great for the imagination, with all the world building and such. I figured it would be easier to do fantasy/romance than just straight romance since you're not constricted by reality/culture?

>>34426302
>Philosophy trying to justify philosophy
What is new?

You don't get to play the "Any opinion is right" card when we are talking about pretty clear definitions of words. If it makes you feel better then go ahead and call it a science, but don't be surprised when people then mark you are the one philosophy major and laugh at you behind your back.

>>34426362
There is a 91% chance that mine is bigger

>>34426379
how did you arrive at such an exact statistic?
Also it's not how big it is, it's how you use it ;)

>>34426362
Whose cock did you grab? Yours or his? You didn't specify
>>34426377
>I figured it would be easier to do fantasy/romance than just straight romance since you're not constricted by reality/culture?
Yeah, I got most of what I wanted to get down, the problem is I have to humanize the romance now and make it more static but still fantastical

>>34426333
Opinions by nature can't be correct. Cool opinion bro.

>>34426399
I grabbed my own

>>34421365
>short
L O L @ you my fellow Rakesh.
Thank Vishnu I'm 5'9" and not a fucking pygmy.

>>34426378
Hey, as long as anon stops slapping his cat I can live with it.

>>34426399
That could be a problem. Are you a people watcher at all?

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>>34426414
Anon shouldn't slap his cat, and you should learn to read a book.

>>34426407
Pffft, if opinions can be wrong, then they can be correct when back up with facts

Actual facts with evidence to support it, not just opinions.

>>34426395
There are a number of women who can testify to how well I use my size
OP will be the next and last

>>34426423
Nah, I barely go out. But I don't want it to be them going out on a date because that's not fantastical enough

>>34426433
Maaaaan I read all the time. Stop being a jerk.

>>34426444
OP will be the last woman you ever fuck?
nice trips anon, I guess I can concede her to you.
hmu if tou want to spitroast her sometime though

>>34426437
Well that's just your opinion, now isn't it

>>34420662
Been to china, had to take photos like 10 times a day with those pale, petite, demure, crippled, undervalued women with no self-esteem.
Be happy, i would never want to meet a girl like you again...

>>34426453
Sorry but I am a completely monogamous person
Keep trying though, someday you'll get trips too

Now where are you wifey?

>>34426459
>Be happy, i would never want to meet a girl like you again...

What went wrong anon?

I like Asian girls but I don't think they're as good as White girls.

>>34426456
Example, it is an opinion to say the Earth is flat. That opinion is wrong, there are no stringent facts to support it.

>>34420662
>tfw u will never be anything more than a pornhub category
Funniest thing I've heard all day.

>>34426496
I dunno B.O.B. made some pretty compelling remarks towards flat earth theory.

>>34426561
Flat Earth 'theory'

JEJ B.o.B is a Christian, I think, he's not exactly an objective observer

>>34424980
Only a beta pussy is cruel to animals.

>>34426477
Why aren't they as good as white girls?

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>>34427711
Asian women are literally, "vapid, gold digging, cunt: the person."