Anon, you're my first...honest.

That is beautiful- moar - at least you know you're in for the ride of your life.

>>34421012
Seriously, how, though?

I'm expecting a fuckin facehugger to hatch out of that any second.

I believe you. You'd have to have standards as low as mine to fuck that beef blanket.

how does that even happen?? wtf explain

>>34421012
I want to pull on it

> r9k is so retarded it thinks that labia minora - two flaps of skin outside of the vagina - changes size with vaginal penetration

I'm a virgin with an innie but I've been masturbating my whole life. My friend has one long labia and one short. Did she take Chad's cock sideways?

>>34421663
The classic bait in every thread.

Get over it.

>>34421663
Show a fucking pic I don't believe you don't have a roast

>>34421663
Few people here actually think roasties become significantly roastier with frequent sex.

They're just disgusting and fun to poke fun at. Like women do with small dicks or short guys or bald guys or w,e

>>34421012
to be her first an to cause that. i expect the sex to go a 1 month with brute force, no breaks and no going to the hospital

>>34421663
Shut the fuck up you future roastie. Go back to your women's march.

>>34421823

>implying


Also, time to post them.