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>>39610905
look at the bright side, anon!

You could have a short life, and drink alcohol. Win, win.

>>39610919

Maybe I can just kill myself after get drunk.

>>39610905
Can you smoke weed?

I feel you anon. I just don't understand how a stranger's words could influence your lifestyle for the better. What could they possibly tell me that I haven't heard before or thought of myself? Find yourself a psychiatrist and get some pills.

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>>39610903
>smarter than her
>needs a psychologist

Find one with a higher IQ than you.

yes had my second visit last week and its like in your case, but it helped a bit. The bad thing is my psychologist probaly think now im a potential shooter since I told him I can identify in a special way with people like school shooters.

something happened anon?

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dunno why
kekd hard at this even tho it relates precisely to me
lifes great eh lads?
pic related, lifes slowly ending

>>39610854
What happened OP? You must indulge us. Please I am so lonely and bored and this thread could actually be interesting, please /r9k/ is swamped with faggotry please please please I'm begging you right now

Why would I even be worried about what the Jews are doing?

>>39610868
I'm not saying we should be worried. I'm just asking if there is any truth to the jewish conspiracy theory.

And if there is, what is their endgoal? What are the Jews trying to turn the world into?

>>39610831
Sort of.

But look at it this way. Most of the rich ruling class are white and jewish. But not all whites and jews are rich and in charge. So direct your anger to the actual masterminds.

>>39610748
snort it or smoke it or even suppository it

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>>39610748
haha anon is a stupidhead

>>39610748
I assume you're from the suicide thread in which I recommended heroin overdose?

Just ask the dealer to show you how to shoot up. He'll obviously be happy to show you.

Just make sure you inject the whole 2 grams the first time. Don't "try" it or you'll find a new passion for life, shooting up heroin, and then you'll be even more miserable than you are now.

>>39610716
Fuck dude that had to'uve been disgusting

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Robots never let me down

>>39610730
Like your poos are any better. I don't come here to be judged by online though guys like you. You're a fucking joke, kid.

>>39610668
He'll die of Krokodil or Muslims. No sweat.

>>39610668

How do you get a steam account hacked

do you just download random stuff on the internet and give your info to everyone ?

>>39610702
Vodka is much more real, or Boyarishnik.

>>39610608
Go back to >>>/r9k/, queer.

>>39610608
they can't trick me

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they will be so fucking disgusting when they get old

>>39610582
Listen anon you've got to take fucking CONTROL OF THIS SHIT!!! Shit is so fucking OUT OF CONTROL right now my GOD! YOU'VE GOT to get it TOGETHER!!! Take control!

>>39610769
Take control of what? my life? well how many firm handshakes do i have to give dad! tell me

>>39610891
IT'S GONE COMPLETELY OFF THE RAILS!! You've got to get yourself TOGETHER MAN!!

>>39610580
hell yea nigga fuk fuk rap rap nigga white boy bbc

>>39610589
*dabs*
org

>>39610580
>My boipucci is so ovulating so much right now. I need some big, disgusting nigger cocks in me. No pathetic white baby-dicked losers. All white men should accept their role as sissy cuckolds like me and allow their women to be impregnated by niggers. BBC is superior in every way. I need a huge, muscular, nigger MAN inside of me!
Make this b8 less obvius

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>>39610522
oh hay it looks like some faggot broke your sardines

heres a fresh can. you can thank me later

>he doesn't eat SPAM, especially grilled spam
what are you, a fucking fag?

>>39610636
Spam musubi or gtfo

You are not ready anon. Come back later

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>>39610471
>tfw you want to tease anon for posting an album cover on /r9k/ but think the build up on zero pharoah is god-tier and can't help but automatically like him
Yes by the way.

>>39610571
b-but it's just the cheeks that are shitty

Yeah you pretty much are

>>39610436
keep dreaming bud

i agree with you, it sucks to have to choose among the shit thats tainted
but its harder and harder to find pure women

my girlfriend has only fucked one guy befor me (shes 19 i'm 22) and i've fucked 6 girls, i find it a fair trade off, its just the times have changed man
you either gotta deal by finding some prude chick like at a church or just sucking up the count
work on yourself and your value so that a good woman will like you, ie if you're making good mony an are attractive a better girl will be available to you

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OP feels he is owed other people's time, attention, and resources because someone has taken care of him all 26 years of his life

>yfw

Thank you soooooooo much, anon!! Thanks for making this thread! I really fucking extra loving mcmuffin try to confine my fucking bullshit to weed / drug threads and bait threads, but here we are with a BAIT THREAD OH MY GODDDDDDDDD ANON! HOLY FUCK! Smoke weed every day you ninny! I'm high as FUCK!

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>>39610414
Veganism is actually a shitty choice to make.

Is it ethical or better for the environment?
Tell that to vegans who buy bananas that arrive via OIL-driven ships from countries that use slave labor.

I'm a pescatarian. I eat fish, barely any land-animals, because it's objectively better for my body than just eating plants or eating a shitton of meat, and better in an ethical sense because I get my fish locally.

>>39610466
>I eat fish
You're not going to want to do that for too much longer.

>>39610374
I do well public speaking. When I prepare a topic of conversation in a personal or public dialogue I am very charismatic. I'm an unlikable, boring, and sad-looking fuck whenever I can't prepare though.

>>39610435
>public speaking
How do I git gud?
t. engineering major who will be fucked if I cant socialize with my professors or important strangers who I need to network with

>"That'll be 5 dollars and fifty cents"
>"Okay"
>"Here's your change. Thank you and have a nice day!"
>"thanks"
That's it, really.