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I'm communicating with you right now though

We're doing it right now, you cum guzzling retard.

>>34505744
>>34505754
Not much desu
oreeganowbwb

>>34505723
She looks just as ugly as he does

>>34505723
>ugly kike married to ugly kike with money

>>34505723
She is a weirdo herself. Always randomly smiling and have you seen her artwork?

sasquatch

yggdrasil

Sasuke
sssgraa

Gwyn
Ozymandias

>>34505539
Do stuff faggot

what else are you gonna do, masturbate to cartoons all night?

>>34505818
Probably play Dark Souls or something, honestly.

Because the average age on r9k is 20 (mostly 17-20 year olds and then some up to around 27 and then few very onld guys) and nobody here puts in the effort to read a whole book

>>34505558
Fair point. It's probably also not the most popular book out there. Did you read it?

>>34505523
I actually got recommended by an anon here to read this book after I made a thread and it was great. I don't know if you're the same anon OP but I enjoyed it.

>tfw mexican
>live in bad neighborhood full of gangs

>>34505499
I live in a good neighborhood and I dont wanna spend a whole minute of people kicking me so I get the same shit that happens with normies.

I did. I joined a fraternity

Old age in your sleep?

Gunshot in the heart. Make it to where they identify your cleaned up body. Poison works too, but there's no way you could handle that.

>>34505472
Just be lost at see.
Sign on with a prawn trawler, just over the side in a storm, with some weight strapped to you.

You will never be found, and if there are not many people on deck you may never even be known to have commited suicide.


This takes balls though, and you presumably don't have any.

>>34505430
Nothing. The second that front door closes I'm naked.

Redpill me on snuggies pls

>>34505430
i just wear whatever clean clothing I have around.

>>34505426
there is literally nothing wrong with being gay

ORORIGIAHAHAHAAAAAA

>>34505463
Is there something wrong with spamming porn on websites like these so that socially isolated people develop fetishes for buttholes?

>>34505553
if you "develop a fetish for buttholes" you were already gay in the first place

>>34505424
You're in the wrong place. Although I'm not a robot so you're lucky.

You tell her straight up this is how it is, and you need your own space etc.

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>>34505424
Hahaha, I donno, broham

my hand has never complained!

>>34505424
You get an Asian girl

She'll understand

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>>34505385
>won't be 21 for another month

God dammit I just want to drink my sorrows away already

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>>34505385
just a year from now anon, and the new willennium will be allowed unironicall

'96 master race

I'm glad i was born in the 20th century, way better than the 21st, tha's for sure

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>>34505373
>ywn fall asleep on those warm soft pillows on a cold winter night

>>34505373
>the frog guy

>>34505373
I've got it, OP, but
>>34505442
this.

>>34505356
Nah, just rip some hot broccoli farts everytim she starts eating ass.

Who is that beautiful girl, OP?

>>34505529
its the unfabulous girl

emma <3

>>34505329
Im neither soft nor cute.
When traps became so popular here?

>>34505329
I want to be but I don't think I can

>>34505329
I don't care about your gender. You only interest me if you haven't reached puberty yet.

Alabama here. Europeans complain why America is "racist". I dare them to step foot here. Niggers here are legit retarded. One sucker actually took a shit on my street and the police were called.

>>34505438
Oh hey. Alabama here. Nigger too. Sorry I took a shit on your street. I had mad diarrhea, my dude.

Fuck the south, and fuck the southern cause.

t. yankee