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I'm not going to bother shaving my lower half until I lose weight. Qt trap or nothing

You should get breast implants next

>>34556178
good idea. maybe I'll grow my hair out too

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>tfw no one wants to communicate even on a congonese fingerpainting forum

p-p-please be g-gently with my b-boipussy senpai

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>>34556198
>i-implying I w-won't be as rough as p-possible because y-you're a dirty a-avatarfag

>>34556014
What do you give a shit what happens to your body after you die? You'll be dead. You won't be around to care.

>>34556014
make sure there's nothing left of you to dissect
jump off a building or throw yourself into a woodchipper

>>34556014
why do you care what happens to your meat machine when the lights go out?

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THIS IS 'MURICA
Origamisu

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>tfw best country on Earth
>tfw tired of winning
>tfw, militarily, we are so powerful that if the entire rest of the world declared war on us, we would have a decent chance of winning

Goddamn I'm so proud to be an American.

Where I live is *literally* one of the safest places in the entire world.
>tfw live in comfy midwest suburb
>90% of my city is white
>jobs are relatively easy to find
>food is in great variety and dirt cheap
>no extreme weather other than heavy snow on occasion, which only adds to the comfy factor
>less than a half hour away from the big city in my state, which is filled with niggers but the bad ones are quickly dying off from heroin laced with fentanyl
>there's a great variety of stuff to do, including some of the best-kepy metroparks in the nation and a few nearby national parks
>a few months ago I felt like buying a gun, so I went to the nearby store and in less than $400 and less than an hour I walked out with a gun and ammunition
>The police in my area are actually pretty cool, I've been pulled over while riding dirty but since I'm white I've gotten away with everything by being respectful


I've begun to doubt Trump's ability to keep the degenerates in our country at bay though. Every day I feel like we're getting closer to a serious internal conflict. SO MANY people are mad at Trump with each passing day, and I really don't want a civil war to break out. I love my country, but damn, this could be bad.

>just be yourself
ahahahahaa that's it from me

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>>34555986
>stop barking
But srsly-
>why are you so quiet
>go talk to her
>why are you talking right now?
>um, why are you sitting over here

>"You got that joke from 4chan didn't you?"
Holy fuck my best friend used to say this all the time to any joke I told
>*shitty rap/pop*
>"MOOOOOOOVE!"
>"Open your eyes"
>"Are you awake?"

>>34555965

>Bogdanoff brothers

>bog
>oats
>dishonest filmmaking
>ylyl pickle
Just because it's cancer doesn't mean it's not new.

>>34556002
Can someone give me a write up of these two again?

>>34555932
What is this site for? Who is their audience? What goes on there? Never heard but recently did. Details?

>>34555983
Collarspace
BDSM relationship website
everyone into any type of BDSM
80% scammers / findoms, 20% really difficult/not worth it real stuff

>>34556149
What's the difference between that and fetlife?

Is that true? I didn't know bdsm was filled with scammers. Findom isn't considered BDSM, i wouldn't think. Those are just cheaters.

What makes it difficult or not worth it?

>>34555838

A FUCKING LEAF

oregano

oreganoo again

Can someone explain what happened

>>34557244
best i can do

https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/5r900r/whats_up_with_the_dude_betting_apple_will_fail/dd5rlj5/?st=iymfkozu&sh=84024333

I don't know what that is, is it good weebs?

>>34555830
sign of a cheesy Asian who doesn't pay attention to health

its the equivalent of cowboys who rollerblade

>>34555830
what are the little balls supposed to do?
I've never had it before

Probably because white men and thirsty niggers (blacks) inflate their ego to the fucking stratosphere

I can agree with you by experience. The only girl i talk to online is from brazil. She's a cutie. Been talking to her for more than 3 years.

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>>34555791
maybe you should wear a watch

I've been a bad boy tendies licence revoked for a week Reeeee

>>34555770
I made spaghetti with meatballs and sausage in a tomato sauce.
>>34554621

Nothing I was asleep

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>7th grade
>never had gf, convinced at the time it would never happen.
>put into chorus class with 2nd grade crush (first name Mariah)
>she was and still is a 7/10 qt, but obviously had no interest in her anymore
>one day one of her friends walks up to me
>"do you still like Mariah?"
>see Mariah in corner of classroom looking at me, bit of hope or something alike in her expression.
>7th grade edgy me replies "no, besides no one's ever gonna want to date me"
>friend of Mariah hit with look of disappointment and shock
>she walks away, I see immediate sadness and disappointment in Marian's face when told of my response.

>somehow I didn't take the hint. Didn't realize my own stupidity until just after I turn 18.
>mfw

>16, lesbian
>friend shows interest in me
>she asks me out and i say yes
>we're invited to a mutual friend's party and i can't go as i got a cold a couple days before it
>afterwards i find out she hooked up with some guy there
>"sorry anon but we really hit it off so..."
>i pretend it's ok so as not to ruin the friendship circle

the following year
>another friend finds out i have a crush on her
>she politely rejects me, no problem
>a week later over msn she says she might like me too
>at school she avoids me like the plague but online she's very affectionate
>confront her about it and she says she's just shy. whatever, i'll take it slow then.
>go to the movies with her once after that and we even hold hands
>later that week she tells me she's keeping her ex bf on reserve in case we don't work out
>tell her to forget the whole thing

and i haven't bothered with women since. 25 now.

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She probably was just nervous and had an autismo moment, OP

Same as yesterday: same as yesterday

>>34555686
Sorry bro you got rejected. Did you at least smash?

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>>34555686
The anon that can guess what this is will receive great fortuna

Wait, that guy looks familiar. What's his name again?

Origuu~

>>34555725
Salty Samuel

I can be your Swedish gamer gf (male) if you want

>>34555672
In socialism the government would pay you to make lemonade and the people would take it from you as they pass.

In capitalism, you make lemonade and people pay you for it as they want it

In capitalism, when you need more lemons, you pay people for lemons.

In socialism, people take lemons from the lemon producers as they need them. All the lemons are gone when you get there, so you have to wait. The people who would take the lemonade from you have to wait as well. The government has improperly allocated resources to the lemon farms, and so there is a lemon shortage.

In socialism either
a) Workers control the means of production and sell their produce to customers. This is market socialism
b) Workers control the means of production but money also doesn't exist so they don't sell it, people just take as they need. This is regular socialism.

In capitalism the means of production are owned privately and workers work there in exchange for a wage whilst the owner keeps and sells all the produce.

>how would it be collectively owned
By voting.

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>>34555672
Umm, if you can't understand the very basics, you may as well give up now. And this is the WRONG PLACE to ask for advice.

You've already got a response of "socialism sucks ddurrr!!". Ask these people where the concept of the 8-hour day came from (socialist labor unions), or where we developed jet planes, computers, the internet, etc. (central economic planning)

>how would it be collectively owned?

Jesus, I hope this isn't a real post. Government ownership & control is one example of collective ownership.