>Phrases that used to trigger you I'll go first: >are

>just be yourself
ahahahahaa that's it from me

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>>34555986
>stop barking
But srsly-
>why are you so quiet
>go talk to her
>why are you talking right now?
>um, why are you sitting over here

>"You got that joke from 4chan didn't you?"
Holy fuck my best friend used to say this all the time to any joke I told
>*shitty rap/pop*
>"MOOOOOOOVE!"
>"Open your eyes"
>"Are you awake?"

>someone's sitting there/that was my seat
>speak up I can't hear you

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>>34555986
>you should try to get some sleep

t. chronic insomniac

>>34555986
> Partner Up

That made me anxious as hell.

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>>34555986
>can I see some ID?
>why aren't you at school?
>where are your parents?
being a 5'1 manlet is horrible

>just smile more
>you're being selfish
>meh
>fair enough
>I have anxiety

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>>34555986
>stop looking at me like that
>mfw that is my actual fucking face

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>hey look, he can talk!

>why do you look so sad?
>why are you so quiet?
>you should go out more, make some friends, and socialize

CRINGE

>>34556455
This
Rreally annoying

>If you shoot up the school,please don't shoot me

>>34556455
SHIIEEEET
ooriginalio

> what do you like to do on your free time?

>>34556455
>Mom: stop looking at me like you hate me.
LITERALLY NOT EVEN LOOKING AT HER! JUST IN THAT FUCKING DIRECTION!

>"Well, that's your fault"
(often told about shit you had no saying into)

>what are you doing on that computer?
n-n-n-nothing...

>"It's not that hard at all!"
>"You'll never know if you don't ask her"

I try my best to not piss myself every time I'm alone with a real girl, ok?

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>"Sorry, what?"

Seriously, I'm speaking fucking clearly and attempting to maintain eye contact, please pay attention when I respond to your question for like five seconds of your precious fuckiing phone-time.

>Thank you SO much!
>you should check to see if 'X' is hiring!
>so I actually do go and toss in a resume
>I actually get the fucking job
>training for three months
>just as I'm about to get some fucking benefits and a real goddamn uniform
>OH GEE WERE SO SORRY ANON, WE JUST CAN'T AFFORD TO GIVE YOU MORE HOURS! SO WE'RE GOING TO LET YOU GO

>>34556560
>why do you look so sad?
I can relate

>hey look who came out his cave

>partner up guys

jesus i think i have ptsd from this

>>34555986
>If I can do it, so can you!
Yeah, and if Usain Bolt can run 100 mts in 9.58 seconds, you can too, right?

>oh you don't know what having a life is but I have one!
This is always the response to "what do you do all day?" And every single fucking time if you get angry and demand to know what having a life is the response is
>you wouldn't know!
What the fuck is a life?

>you need to come out of your shell
Please die

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>you can change any situation you're in

>So what do you like to do? I mean you go home and do what, just sit there? Come on, man, open up!

>Did you hear about (world event, politician)? What do you think about that?

>Hey man, when's the last time you had sex?

>Hey, do you have a girlfriend?

>Why don't you have a girlfriend?

I quit my job at a warehouse and never looked back.

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>you can't stay in your room forever
>you need to talk to people
>you need help

>They're people too!
>Stop calling them that!

>>34558634
Not answering
>but I have lots of friends on the forum/online
just to break their hearts until they stop talking about it

>partner up
>you're gonna shoot up the school
>you'll find someone some day
>don't worry, your parents still love you
>why are you here?
>you're too short to have a gf
(I'm 5'1")
>you're crazy
(I have minor anger issues)
>oh look he's alive! In response to me leaving my room
>so what's your plan in life?
You know very well what it is as I've stated it dozens of times you fucking cuck
>you need to socialize
>because I said so

Why did you put compile a list of all the triggers. As if you don't know enough.

>Oh, i didn't notice you there!
>Anon, you're so weird
>Maybe you'll find some friends!
>Why are you alone?

>>34558708
>(I'm 5'1")

I wish you nothing but the best luck in life, and I mean it.

>(I have minor anger issues)
I understand that.

>>34555986
You just need confidence. CONFIDENCE. CONFIDENCE.CONFIDENCE. CONFIDENCE.
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>34558838
Thanks anon, rare to find sympathy here.

>You would know if you had a job!

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>look at me

>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

Had abusive parents, so if someone yells my name, I panic.

You're smart but you're not just trying hard enough.

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>>34559011
Fuck dude, if anyone refers to me by my full name I get cold sweats.

>Oh cmon you're just making excuses and being lazy

With some people.
>did you catch the game last night.
No I didn't watch your shitty ball throwing competition ass holes. And I don't want to sit get listening to you talk about stupid sports which means nothing to me. I can't even understand like a different language.

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>Why are you so quiet??
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALWAYS TALKING?

>Geez anon! Why do you look so angry all the time? XD
BECAUSE I AM

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>the worst thing she can say is no!

>>34555986
Kek, your first one reminds me of the other day, this girl at my worked asked me if I was as quiet outside of work also, and I said, yes I am this quiet everywhere.

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>so what are your hobbies/what do you like to do for fun/what do you when you are at home.

This triggers and makes me panic so much whenever I'm asked this, there is no way I'm telling you what I do in my free time.

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>>34558201

>would always just ignore this and teachers pretended I wasn't there anyway

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>>34556408

>5'1"

jesus christ,I seriously hope you're joking

That's even beyond manlet level,like a Super Saiyan Manlet 2

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>"anon were going to x's house later"
>"anon come out of your room and socialize"
>"anon why are you always so negative"
>"anon why dont you ever go outside'

beside the fact i hate the, 3 uncles and grandfather and massive conservatives grandmother is only liberal in family and everyone trys to convert her
its great, everyone in aus is fucking redpilled.
they talk about how africans and muslims should go back to there own country or jailed for life

>>34555986
>He has people around him that ask him questions

normies get the fuck out of my board

>>34556488
I feel you

Bogorinal

>>34561076
>in aus
>they talk about how africans and muslims should go back to there own country or jailed for life
What else could they do, other than go or stay?

>>34559854
>"no" isn't even the worst thing she can say
She could straight up lie to you instead.

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>you don't talk much do you?
>I see you're a chill guy
>come dance, anon

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>>34555986
>what's up?

Get's me every time.

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>>34555986
>let that sink in
Originalesds

>>34556294
>>someone's sitting there/that was my seat

Just fucking admit you don't want me anywhere near you.

>any popular kid attempt to communicate

its always to berate you. Understand this, underage anons- no popular kid is EVER genuinely interested in you, he just wants to get a cheep, cruel laugh out of opening you up

>>34556853
Again the best and only response to this is "why not? you've ignored me at best and attacked me repeatedly for a seconds amusement at worst. Why do you deserve to live?"

>>34558201
>partner up guys
>jesus i think i have ptsd from this

ugh.

>everyone, get in groups

I literally start to sweat. I swear this is 40% of the reason I live alone now, avoid social situations, and will never have sex in this life. Somehow, these idiot teachers didn't realize they were traumatizing the lonely outcast kids every time they did this. Just endlessly reinforcing that nobody likes you or wants you around, over and over again, during your formative years, creating a self-perpetuating cycle of rejection and social anxiety.

Jesus Christ what morons. I truly believe that most people just do not have any concept of empathy. They just don't have the cognitive faculties to put themselves in someone else's place. My teachers used to laugh at me when I ended up alone and they had to force some group to take me. Just amazing.

>>34561536
and will, then tell chad about it after his finished assfucking her behind the school. So him and all his mates can load up into someone's car and some hooning past once you've given up hope- of course just slow enough for you to see stacy pissing herself at your idiocy while her dick-harem pelts you with full macca's cups

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>fine you need to get a job then if your not gonna do this.
>we ask you to do very little anon
>sorry what did you say?
>you don't talk much anon

>>34561861
Just "why not?" is better

>>34562029
Perhaps, you'll forgive me for channelling a bit of old edge. It was my defence back in school

>>34561896
I get this, I truly do. But what's the alternative?

>everybody but anon group up
>because anon can't talk to people he'll be doing this assignment alone and presenting it to me after class

there's no way out of those shitty activities that's not going to call us the fuck out. Unless you just force groups from the outset- a better idea I imagine since it breaks up the populatr clicks and forces people to mingle outside their groups

>>34561896
i will never hate something as much as I hate this. it happened to me a few days ago, and i got a panic attack afterwards because the social anxiety ate me up. we're forced to do this every few weeks. im contemplating whether or not i should tell my teacher about my anxiety and how i just cant be in groups, but im worried he'll give me the good 'ol "it's not that hard, you'll be fine! just talk to them!"

>>34556853
>Just for that, you'll be the first I kill.

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>how was your day?


original

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>Alarm Clock

That shit gave me PTSD

"what's new?"

NOTHING

>>34563535
>tfw have to change my ringtone every couple of months because my brain begins to associate it with panic

>>34555986
>whats up?
I don't know whats up! Talking to you I guess?
I hear this so often and I never know how to respond.

>>34563627
Its just a greeting. Take it as the same as a hello if thats easier for you than just answering honestly, ie "not too much, how about you" "just hanging out" eyc.

>You look like a serial killer

I get stone faced in social situations that make me uncomfortable. I understand why it confuses some people though since if I am comfortable I can actually be pretty outgoing

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>>34555986

a lot has already been stated in the thread but ill just type it again

>why are you so quiet
>you don't talk very much do you
>any form of icebreakers such as " introduce yourself to the class, tell us about yourself."

>your weird
>ok everybody split into groups
>ok find a partner to work with
>are you ok?
>are you felling alright?
>you look nervous
>don't you have any friends?

>"Who are you?"
The situation this was said in will haunt me forever

>>34555986
>what are you doing in my house
Every time

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>>34555986
do you like huey lewis and the news?


original commentroo

>>34555986
>>go find your friends

Stop bringing back bad memories

>woah calm down
I get animated when I actually give a shit about an issue and almost every time somebody interprets it as me losing my mind or something. It gets pretty fucking old.

>you just need to put yourself out there
>lower your standards
>I think you would really enjoy dating, why don't you try it?
>don't you want to show someone else the way you live?
No, no, no, and fuck no.

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>>34555986
>Ok class time for group work
>After I hand back your essays have a friend in class peer review it
>Sorry anon, you're so quiet I can't hear you sometimes

>>34560092
I know this feel all too well. I hate when people ask me about myself. If I know you well enough and like you well enough I'll tell you about myself on my own time as it becomes relevant, otherwise I don't want anyone to know shit.

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>you're just not trying
>you're just being lazy

>haha you're so........... weird!
>why don't you talk? (in the most rude way possible)
>why are you so quiet?
>you need to talk more
>you need to stop being a hermit

>Why are you so defensive, anon?
>We're just "roasting" you dude, chill out.

Literally,

Mention of cutting (used to self harm)

>>34564447
>Just don't react to getting "roasted'

Yea, I'm supposed to let you walk all over me and not get upset about it.

I fucking hate normalfags.

>>34564447
>We're just "roasting" you dude, chill out
Fucking this. You can't win. Either accept you're on a lower hierarchy than them or they try and make it seem like YOU'RE the bad guy for standing up for yourself. I honestly think it causes some cognitive dissonance within normies. The order cannot be disrupted within their minds.

>>34564534
There's no winning in those situations. It gets me when they have the gall to tell you how to react in those situations. You do that, and it still keeps coming.

>>34555986
*read*

Oregano Trail

>>34555986
>you hate women just because none of them will have sex with you

>>34561804
that pic made me laugh

>work with a partner
You haven't?
Wait what? it's not possible anon

>>34564469
>>34564534
Banter back you autists. You give them shit equal to the same level you just got

Although if it's not funny then you will have been "getting defensive"

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>x problem with your life is your computer's fault
Going on my computer is literally the best part of my life and when I'm at my happiest.

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i know this feel.
>>34557635
>Anon even though they say they aren't looking for anyone toss a resume in!
>2 months pass
>Anon try again maybe they are hiring now!?

>partner up
>teacher calling my name
>you need to go outside more
>this is why you have no friends
>you have no friends!!!
>you are crazy
>you need to socialize more
>just go out there and make some friends
>just relax
>be yourself
>appreciate the little things

etc etc

>>34555986
>what's wrong?
>is everything alright?

I know you're trying to be nice but I'm not going to tell you anything am I?

>>34564534
Just fire back and insult their whole family. Tell them to fuck off if they think you're going too far

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>humans aren't meant to be alone
>why are you so weak? (This one triggered me the most)
>What's with your face/eyes ?
>Do you even have any feelings ?
>You are wasting your life
>Grow up

>>34557635
>training for 3 months

u got fucked desu

>>34558310
>tfw my mother used to say this to me in front of others

I'll never love anyone, ever.

>>34556209
last 2 are mean af, got em all the time in school

>>34555986
>why does your room always stink?

It haunts me, yet I do nothing about it

>I forgot what you're really like.
>When are you going to get a girlfriend?

>son are you gay?
>i have a collegae with a daughter your age, you should hangout sometime
>*parents whispering downstairs saying how they ended up with me*
>why are you always so alone in your room? people need social contacts!
>when I was age 7 my parents kept saying shit like "go outside NOW!!!!" forced me to go outside and play with the neighbour kids, i always ended up just walking around for few hours then going home
>are you using up all the internet again, i cant watch my netflix reee!! *is only browsing imageboards*
>when are you leaving the house?
>you're a failure
FUCK U MOM AND DAD I HATE U, u CHOSE to give birth to a subhuman, stop complaining