>tfw infp
i will teach them a lesson they will remember in their bones
>>34573775
I honestly can't express how happy Donald Trump makes me. He literally single handedly created a new hope for America. He assfucked the republican party and made himself the nominee, then assfucked the democratic party and won it all. I would do anything for this man.
>>34573810
shadilay!
Kek wills it
>>34573775
>tfw also infp
I'm a filthy normie, but I just had an experience that will allow me to explain sex to KHVs, and hopefully make them feel better.
>very hot girlfriend comes over and we fuck
>we do all my fetishes
>she's "great," it's "great," everything's "great," objectively speaking
>she leaves after 3 hours
>feel meh, got bored of it halfway through and it became an obligation
>new chair arrives in the mail at that moment
>realize I'm 10x more excited to be sitting in a new $35 chair than I was when my gf said she was coming over
>build chair
>comfy as shit
>watch anime for 3 hours
>never get tired of it
>have much better time than fucking my gf
Girlfriends get boring. Sex is boring. Anime and chairs last forever. Virginity is a blessing, not a curse.
I've tried everything. I've tried casual sex, I've had FWBs, I've had girlfriends, I've had submissive waifus and outgoing professional go-getter girls. They're all just the same thing in the end: a boring roommate who jerks off with you when you feel like it's time to jerk off. You think that still sounds pretty cool? Imagine if every time you wanted to jerk off, you had to ask your roommate's permission and get them to participate, and half the time they said "maybe in a little while." For no additional benefit over regular jerking off. Feels the same. Porn is actually quicker.
Just watch anime and sit in a chair, dude.
>>34573735
Normie infiltrator here, can confirm.
Went home with a girl after the first date and a few hours in it got pretty tedious.
Is anything in life good, f@m?
>>34573735
While I don't deny that sex would get boring after becoming atainable, that does nothing to quell my desire to do it and enjoy the inital period of 'newness'.
You'll get tired of that chair too anon, truth is nothing in this world can satisfy us indefinitely
>>34573735
This. Even if you love her, something still fades in time, you'd feel alone even when cuddling her. I know how it sounds to a guy that would cut off his arm for this, but this shit ain't for everyone. Women are pretty boring in the end. Good luck landing a 2% really great girl.
Want to know how exactly you make a man have a cuck fetish? This is exactly how you give him a cuck fetish. This is for the people who are always asking why they have that fetish, I'm pretty sure I know the reason. This kind of traumatic shit happens to them. Most guys can dodge the cuck fetish after something like this but some accidentally get hit head on with it.
>>34573654
pay attention to me now
>tfw cuck fetish
I don't want to know this feel any more
>>34574735
Yeah it pretty much sucks. Did you develop it because of some shitty ex-gf or whatever like the guy in the OP?
Why is every single BPD person so goddamn annoying.
Besides being fucking manipulative, they're the most putrid kinds of people.
>>34573539
it's because we're not even real people really
Why care about people with BPD so much, they are probably worse off than you.
>>34573625
Oh please elaborate, Anon.
Reminder that Harold Shipman is the only man capable of stopping the Bogdanoff twins
>mfw I do morphine daily
>mfw I've survived a ~170mg dose
Am I the only man who is a true match for Shipman?
>>34573556
>"Halfway through 1996 he had a diamorphine bonanza, landing an enormous haul. After the death of a patient he prescribed 12,000mg"
He's got enough morphine to see you off.
>>34573536
>he wants me to give him a quick rundown
>give him a lethal dose of morphin instead
>>34573556
At least with you there really would be no way the cops would figure that one ou
Which things your parents do for you?
What stop you for living alone?
Why you still live with your parents?
>>34573525
i hate fucking working raking leaves, its a hard job, id rather be a homeless person asking for money, dont give a shit about shame.
>>34573575
You need to be 18 year.....actually this thread is for young people, mature motherfucker
BUMP ORIGINAL ORIGINAL ORIGINAL POST
POST THEM BIG TITTY ANIME BITCHES, ANON. HURRY UP OR THE CHOCOLATE MILK GETS IT.
I guess you thought I was fucking around, anon.
I'm more of a loli guy, but here's one
that chocolate milk looks like it has a way too high chocolate to milk ratio, go ahead.
>Processing fee
>Maintenance fee
>Arbitration fee
>Convenience fee
>Broker's fee
>Late fee
>Early fee
>In person payment fee
>Online payment fee
>Over the phone payment fee
Can we have a thread to complain about fees and the like
>fee fee
>>34573496
>booking fee
>4chan fee
>tired of life at 23
>can't do drugs because of non-meme mental illness
This does not bode well. At all.
These days people say that "30 is the new 20" and that "45 isn't even that old".
I cannot even begin to imagine myself at 30, let alone 45. Like, I'm just not sure what I would be doing. There is nothing left here to chase after, nothing left to enjoy. I have no incentive to persist in this form.
Some people hit the "the funs ends here" wall sooner than others. My time has come.
>>34573448
honestly i had rough going down from age 12, im 19 now so im kinda hoping stuff will get better, but we all know thats not gonna happen. so im just trying to get peace. peace is all i have left.
Same here OP. I can't enjoy anything. Have no drive or interests. Don't really even have a desire for human relationships anymore. I only put up with people because I have to since I'm a NEET. I kinda want to die but I know I'll never commit suicide while the rest of my family are alive, or at least while my parents are. I guess the only way to persist is to take life one pizza and Ben and jerry's at a time while watching films and being comfy. Beyond this I don't know what there is for me
>>34574202
Overeating and a loss of other outlets of pleasure go hand in hand.
>5 page essay due tomorrow
>haven't even started
wish I was memeing
>>34573426
Five pages isn't terrible. What's the topic?
I find it helps a lot if you make bulletpoints of stuff that you want to include, then just riff off of that in the actual paper. Plus, treating the day before the due day as the cramming day where you try to do it all is usually pretty helpful. If you don't get it done or aren't satisfied, there's another day to take care of it at your leisure.
>>34573426
5 pages is fucking easy you shit, just write it in like an hour or two.
>>34573426
I've literally never written a paper without waiting until the last night, you're fine. Longest I've done was a 12 page research paper for english 102. Maths major so really don't have any long papers anymore. You can do it, especially if you have adderall.
>tfw my online bf hasn't texted me in 3 days
You are virgin? If not, you don't have value.
>online bf
Chad is probably out fucking other girls while you're at home being a big FAT roasty lemon toasty
>>34573427
I'm a virgin
>>34573455
He's not. He's pretty beta and insecure about himself. I think I just made him mad somehow and is awaiting my message (which won't come since he should message me first)
My niece asked me to go with her to her prom, should I go? I didn't even go to my own prom, I heard they suck.
>>34573401
How old is she? How old are you? Is she super awkward? Does she have anything wrong with her?
That really changes a lot about the situation depending on those answers, in my eyes.
>>34573401
Why would you got to prom with your niece? Your family tree must be pretty weird to be in the same age range as her. But you're related in a family way, and prom is a bf+gf or friends thing. Seems kind of wrong to me.
>>34573421
She's 17, I'm 20. She's not particularly awkward but she's a little shy. Nothing really wrong with her.
>normies hate anime but love comics?
How the hell does this happen?
>>34573400
>but love comics
Have you looked at the sales performance of marvel and dc's releases lately? No one loves comics. Manga is more popular among teens and young adults than capeshit these days.
>>34573400
Comic inspired movies may be big still but comics themselves are still kind of niche. Comiccon and stuff looks like it as a lot of people and it does but people come from all over the county and the world for it too. Also anime is trash.
>>34573624
>Also anime is trash.
xddd
Remember that if you're latin american you're automatically a robot
I live in Brazil, latinbro.
>>34573444
fuck brazil, but nice trips
>>34573499
Fuck here, but nice dubs.
>Having a good day, doing some programming, looking up some math tutorials, feeling ok and happy and productive.
>Feel like there's some light at the end of the tunnel.
>Little sister(14) in the other room arguing with my single mother who works her ass off, because she can't go across country to visit her boyfriend alone
>Storms into the living room(I live in the den)and starts yelling and bitching about things
>I ask her to go somewhere else, and she says
>"Shut up, you stupid fucking asperger ridden loser"
>Storms out of the house
>Now I feel sad, mad, and insecure again, and feel like crying and throwing up.
I fucking hate... I don't even know what I hate anymore. I just hate my life. I hate being put in this fucking house and living under these conditions. I'm TRYING to get out. I'm TRYING to be productive, but everytime I start feeling like I can take the pain of life, something like this shit happens and destroys the hope I had.
Fucking why!? Why do I have to be a god damned robot?
>>34573247
>letting your imouto bully you
Slap her and put that stupid whore in her place anon
>>34573247
Punch the bitch.
Sorry to hear this man. Just keep on with your programming and math tutorials and you will be on the road to success in no time. Don't listen to your sister, obviously she's more fucked up than you, just in a different way.