[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

I'm a filthy normie, but I just had an experience that will

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.

Thread replies: 54
Thread images: 6

File: 1485985849438.jpg (57KB, 541x720px) Image search: [Google]
1485985849438.jpg
57KB, 541x720px
I'm a filthy normie, but I just had an experience that will allow me to explain sex to KHVs, and hopefully make them feel better.

>very hot girlfriend comes over and we fuck
>we do all my fetishes
>she's "great," it's "great," everything's "great," objectively speaking
>she leaves after 3 hours
>feel meh, got bored of it halfway through and it became an obligation
>new chair arrives in the mail at that moment
>realize I'm 10x more excited to be sitting in a new $35 chair than I was when my gf said she was coming over
>build chair
>comfy as shit
>watch anime for 3 hours
>never get tired of it
>have much better time than fucking my gf

Girlfriends get boring. Sex is boring. Anime and chairs last forever. Virginity is a blessing, not a curse.

I've tried everything. I've tried casual sex, I've had FWBs, I've had girlfriends, I've had submissive waifus and outgoing professional go-getter girls. They're all just the same thing in the end: a boring roommate who jerks off with you when you feel like it's time to jerk off. You think that still sounds pretty cool? Imagine if every time you wanted to jerk off, you had to ask your roommate's permission and get them to participate, and half the time they said "maybe in a little while." For no additional benefit over regular jerking off. Feels the same. Porn is actually quicker.

Just watch anime and sit in a chair, dude.
>>
>>34573735
Normie infiltrator here, can confirm.
Went home with a girl after the first date and a few hours in it got pretty tedious.

Is anything in life good, f@m?
>>
>>34573735
While I don't deny that sex would get boring after becoming atainable, that does nothing to quell my desire to do it and enjoy the inital period of 'newness'.

You'll get tired of that chair too anon, truth is nothing in this world can satisfy us indefinitely
>>
>>34573735
This. Even if you love her, something still fades in time, you'd feel alone even when cuddling her. I know how it sounds to a guy that would cut off his arm for this, but this shit ain't for everyone. Women are pretty boring in the end. Good luck landing a 2% really great girl.
>>
>>34573735
I really really hope that giant praying mantids exist but you're the only person who ever sees them in person and they fucking eat you from the feet up
Fuck you
i hate you
die
>>
>>34573983
>I want someone to die just because he has sex and I'm not

You retarded sacks of shit still wonder why no one gives two spits about you? Fucking kek.
>>
>>34573735
>>34574028
You realize this board is for losers and KHVs. Yet you come here to feel superior because you are cucked in some way. Facsinating.
>>
>>34574028
REEEEEEEEEeeee be gone nornie. Why would you venture to a place full of robots and then complain when we are robotic? IDIOT MORON GO AWAY DUMMY
>>
>>34574067
No, you fucking piece of shit, it doesn't matter how KHV you are you mongoloid, wanting someone to die over retarded shit like this is what makes you a KHV.
>>
But what about

love

?
>>
Normie feels?

>shitposting on 4chan
>gf starts getting closer wants to have sex
>really not in the mood at the very moment, would prefer just watching some stupid ass series
>know that if I reject her she would feel insecure so that'd be even worse
>start fucking
>friend goes down
>she feels insecure, tells me she doesn't turn me on
>>
>>34573735
You are quite stupid, but since you are a normalfag that is to be expected. If you just want to have sex you can hire a prostitute. What robots complain about is the grim fate of being unwanted by females, and the resulting low social status.

It is like the movie, Vanilla Sky with Tom Cruise as a mega Chad. Well the great tragedy in the movie is that he gets disfigured. The mega chad has to live as a robot. He can't deal with it so he kills himself.

Normalfags like yourself have no comprehension of the reality that robots live.
>>
>>34574277
Careful with that. When a girl feels you don't find her attractive she will act like it's a small thing, but it's actually massive in their minds. That was the beginning of the end in two of my relationships.

Them knowing that they turn you on and drive you crazy is as important for them, as them being hot is important for you. If they don't feel that, it's like if she gained 100 pounds to you.
>>
>>34574277
Use this opportunity to mould her into the kind of woman that will initiate diamonds.
If she's too fat, tell her that maybe she can work out, if she's too stupid, tell her to take some adderall.
The world is your oyster.
>>
>>34574341
>>34574343
She's not fat at all. She has just became fucking obsessed with her weight lately for no reason whatsoever and asks me all the time if I find her attractive.

We had had sex three times already that same day. If I can't get erect yet again it doesn't mean you've suddenly become a hambeast for christ sakes, it just means I can mantain an erection because I'm just no in the mood right now.

Thanks for the tips anyway.
>>
File: 1485524476011.jpg (54KB, 546x896px) Image search: [Google]
1485524476011.jpg
54KB, 546x896px
I dunno man, I'm not that concerned with sex, it's the absolute lack of any and all intimacy that is slowly turning me insane.
>>
>>34574496
I have an idea, and it might be fucking awful, but what if you tell her that you like your women chubbier?
Everything might go to shit, but at the same time, it might even out her poor perception of herself.
>>
>>34574546
That's stupid

>>34574496
Just tell her about this thing called the refractory period jesus do you not ever talk with her you live with her fuck

Get a grip. Talk.
>>
I was a KHV until I moved to the city at 18. I had lots of sex and had a reputation as a players.
I dated two girls and got my heart broke horribly.

Now I'm a complete recluse who hasn't had sex in a year. I haven't had a hug or hung out with anyone in a year. I don't remember how to socialize.
I don't remember how to act normal.
I don't remember how to flirt or keep a girl interested in me.
I'm 23 and feel like the good times are over and it's now going to be worse than ever.
I have no one to even talk to anymore.

I hate being this alone but I don't know what to do.
If I died tomorrow, no one would notice I'm dead until my landlord checks to see why rent isn't payed for march
>>
>>34574600
Yes, we've talked. But she's insecure as fuck.
>>34574546
Man it's not me who have a problem with her weight. She's weigther more and weighted less before, I don't give a fuck, she gets biggers ass/tits when fat and gets some nice legs and waist when thin, I like it all. She's just obsessed right now, don't know how.

Anyway didn't want to turn this thread into a blogpost, sorry.
>>
>>34574292
Fuck you, being unwanted by females is solely their fault. I had to bury my father when I was a kid and I needed him the most, I'm uglier and poorer than 99% of this board and I never whined, not once. Guess what, I've had beautiful and intelligent women fall in love with me two times in 36 years. You're actually shit, you get exactly what suits you. OP was only trying to make your shitty "pain" more bareable
>>
>>34574724
The point of this post was to mention how sex did get "boring" and I wanted my alone time after being around a woman for so many hours.

It's not the fact women are entertaining or fun, its the hole they fill that makes one important to have.

Being bored of sex feels a million times better than feeling unwanted, unloved, and unimportant
>>
>>34574747
>she's insecure as fuck.
That's gonna blow up in your face lad.

I'm going to sleep now and I hope I'm wrong, but it's going to blow up in your face lad.
>>
>>34574724
How'd they break your heart so horribly?
>>
>>34574752
Do you want a medal you scumbag normie apologist?
>>
>>34573735
Well as they say, it's bullshit but I'll believe it
>>
>>34574786
Probably, but when doesn't it blows up anyway?
Sleep well
>>
>>34574786
It will definitely blow up in his face lad, it happened to me twice in a row too.
>>
>>34574747
Yeah, I realise that you don't care how much she weighs.
What matters is how she feels about how you feel about how much she weighs.

Right now she thinks you think she's fat (unless "fucking obsessed with her weight lately" means something else), so tell her you think she's not fat enough.
>>
>>34574752
Had you ever though that robots are so fucked up that your ugly poor ass was still in a better position?
>>
>>34574860
This. Also make sure you lead her on like this till she's 350 pounds, then dump her without any explanation. That's what I'd do.
>>
>>34574890
No they're not. They are simply just shitty people. Plenty of those around, including among the women you cry about every night.
>>
>>34573735
Same here but with my new mechanical keyboard, been enjoying some games and girlfriend is mad as fuck because I don't go to her place.
>>
>>34574964
>shitty people
>insults in post

troll harder 1/10
>>
>>34574175
Girls are clingy as fuck, they constantly demand attention and will break up if they feel "you're not putting enough effort into the relationship" even though they do nothing, they expect you to invite her out and do stuff for her.

The biggest problem is that most women don't have any hobbies, so they don't expect you to do either, so they get mad when you just want to watch anime or play videogames instead of being with her and they start a fight with you for it until they get what they want.

Love with women sucks.
>>
>>34573735
Please don't start your shit threads with pics of my little brother, thanks.
>>
File: 1mm.jpg (6KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]
1mm.jpg
6KB, 225x225px
>>34575145
>Most women don't have any hobbies
>Anime and vidya are hobbies that require effort
>>
>>34575221
I don't know who are you quoting but I didn't say that.
>>
>>34574292
That's not what happens in vanilla sky he doesn't kill himself because he's disfigured he freezes himself
When he jumps off the building at the end that's him choosing to wake up from the freezing pod like 300 years in the future
Get it right, gosh
>>
File: 1483401506866.jpg (25KB, 400x386px) Image search: [Google]
1483401506866.jpg
25KB, 400x386px
>>34575145
If anime and vidya are "hobbies" so are are vapid girl "hobbies" like watching netflix and eating food.
>>
>>34575090
New keyboard is one of the best feelings ever, beats new chair by a country mile.
>>
>>34575243
He kills himself with pills, they freeze his body and then revive him in the future.
>>
>>34575221
>>34575287
you niggers keep reading this post wrong

he meant "you both don't have hobbies which means she should have all your free time".
>>
>>34573735
This proves chairfags are cancer. Get a standing desk.
>>
>>34573735
was a 25 yo khv and only recently god my first taste of the gf experience, can confirm.
Thought sex and having a gf would be awesome, but now i fucking hate it and it feels more like a chore to have a gf and even have sex.
Thought i would love to have constant company but now i just want to be left the fuck alone and be my autistic self
>>
>Virginity is a blessing, not a curse.
Then why do you still have a girlfriend?
Filthy dumb normalfag scum.
>>
>>34575417
no he wrote
>The biggest problem is that most women don't have any hobbies, so they don't expect you to do either
that means that he's disregarding vapid girl hobbies while considering anime and videogames to be non-vapid hobbies.

that's autistic m8
>>
File: moomintroll.png (56KB, 1200x1200px) Image search: [Google]
moomintroll.png
56KB, 1200x1200px
>>34575464
The whole office hates you, Peter. There's a reason we have butt cheeks
>>
I don't want a bf for sex. I don't really want to have sex at all. Just someone to go with places to, because otherwise I'll just hide in my room forever and sorta rot because life loses any sense of spontaneity/randomness. Also if you're choking or something they can call 911.
>>
>>34575145
>bf approaches me with socially signaled requests for attention very frequently early in relationship
>always oblige
>really enjoy it, also approach him for attention to
>pretty much always interacting whenever we're both not busy
>eventually becomes less exciting
>he withdraws some
>i feel weird like i just finished playing a game i really liked, and now i don't know what to do with my free time
>try to awkwardly initiate interaction/attention, but it's also less fun for me now
>realize this happens
>find something else to do with free time

we just hang out more passively now. it's cool. sometimes i end up passively listening to/watching whatever he's doing also.
>>
File: 1482813535030.png (1MB, 1314x1024px) Image search: [Google]
1482813535030.png
1MB, 1314x1024px
I never really wanted a gf

I remember during all my school years the idea of getting a gf was foreign to me and I just wanted to study and then go home to play vidya. Nowadays the idea of being in a relationship feels foreign to me and sex/intimacy make me shiver.

I feel like I don't know most things about something and assume that everyone else knows how to do it so I downplay myself a lot even though they are probably as clueless as I am
>>
This isn't even a joke but, have any of you seriously considered going gay?
Male partner sounds like it could solve most of the problems i've read in here
>>
>>34573735
Every time I see the man in pic related, I just think how perfect life would be if you could share it with him/her. A 20/10 feminine man that's straight out of slice of japan life with boobs, tries harder to be feminine than women, and enjoys everything the same as you. I wish he had nudes so I could see her feminine penis.
>>
>>34573735
It's because you're a fucking retard and got a normie stacey gf.
Grab yourself a mentally unstable memer gf from /r9k/ immediately. She'll love you forever if you're nice to her, and will become addicted to getting choked or otherwise dominated in bed as long as you stop being rough the moment you're finished, and suddenly switch to being gentle and soft.
She'll also know all of your autism memes and will hate normies.
Thread posts: 54
Thread images: 6


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.