Remember that if you're latin american you're

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I live in Brazil, latinbro.

>>34573444
fuck brazil, but nice trips

>>34573499
Fuck here, but nice dubs.

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>>34573444
The ride is never gonna end latin fellow

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>tejano
>everyone expects me to be Chadberto Vaquerocock or Lil' Puppet the Cholo

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>>34573587
This is so hurtful, brotha. You only live once and fucking born in huezil.

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If you are from finland you youre automatically a robot

How the FUCK are you people robots when your culture is so sexualized and women practically throw themselves at you wanting to fuck at every opportunity?

Just go outside, morons.

>>34573780
>your culture is so sexualized
Oh, its the "let me tell you about your culture" meme

Funny how both you types and liberals both use it

>>34573799
>yeah vato loco let's just ignore the fact that latinos are outbreeding whites and overpopulating latin america ay

LatAm feels thread?

>walking home at night
>mugged at gunpoint
>there goes my phone that i'll be paying for the next year
>arrive home just want to see some pirated series and sleep
>electricity-cut.jpg
>have to take a bath at my cousin's for the next week because they don't fix it and my building cant get water without pumps
>internet company wont refund the week i couldn't use internet because they say it was not their problem

i'm lateenx homie

@34573840
1.) Not an argument
2.) You're acting as if whites still aren't the majority, Trump isn't going to genocide all spics, and whites don't have "built-in social groups" through lutheran/anglican/methodist churches and alt-right meetups

Gonna ignore you now because you have no arguments besides hypocrisy and memeotypes (stereotypes + memes)

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>tfw don't want to go back to shitty mexico

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>>34573880
>good apartments are too big expensive
>you have to get use to living in a shithole covered in dust 24/7 and with humidity taking over the walls
>even poor people make fun of you

>>34574027
I hope you go ruining CA is enough

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>>34573880
>>34574092
>tfw prefer winter to summer because in the winter, if you get cold, you can just layer up with blankets and sweaters
>in the summer, you have to have $$ to stay cool since there's not much you can do about the heat after taking off your clothes, staying hydrated, and opening the windows

>>34573444
Sucks mate. Everytime I look at BestGore, it's always shit from Brazil, suicides and murders.

>>34574139
I've never set foot in CA. Fuck that communist shitheap.

And if anything, I'm making America great. Because I'm a terrific person like President Trump said.

>tfw latin american trap

>>34574208
That's not a bad thing though, as long as you're "passable"/"passing"

Latin America is pretty fucking gay(-friendly) and I say that as a latino

>>34574027
Then get a green card dumbass

Yeah, you have no country or true ethnicity in a time when the world is obsessed with nationalism and genetics. Latin American countries are basically communist countries stealing the identities of true nations and peoples.

>>34574197
>it's always shit from Brazil
It is always from the favelas in Rio as well, the rest of the country isn't nearly as bad, still pretty bad.

>>34574208
CURITIBA
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>>34574262
The right will return now that Trump is president of USA.

>>34574308
You are a white jew, fucking cockroach. I know who you are

BARATA JUDIA NOJENTA

>>34574340
Only jews are allowed to talk about what a shithole Rio is?

>>34574153
>planning a trip to nz, a working-holiday visa
>must have 3000 NZ dollars to visit, fuck
>they even ask 150NZD for the papers (andatory) and they don't assure if you'll get the visa
>literally paying 150NZD to ask if I can please work in their country only for a year
>only reason is because im latin american, yuros don't pay shit
>saving for a whole year
>government decides to devaluate your currency
>taxes go up
>cant save any more
fuuuuckkkk

I am from Ecuador, living in Spain, kinda white, KHV.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8u-l5hQpq4


dOES IT COUNT?

>tfw 20yo virgin latino living in Europe
>tfw everyone stares at me thinking i will steal their shit

sucks to be a shitskin

>>34574480
WHERE in europe? and where r u from?

>>34574422
Greetings, fellow Ecuadorian robot
I hope you're not a serrano

>>34574480
You are a liar who has never been to Europe. They love Latinos there. They're not assholes like the gringos.

They're something completely different. Better in all aspects.

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>tfw trapped in this shithole
>tfw denied visas because born in this shithole
>tfw leaving legally is impossible
>tfw i simply cannot leave illegally. too much autism.
>tfw considering suicide as the only way out

i already said to my family to spread my ashes in international waters. if i can't live a free life in this world, at least my ashes will travel without the need of a visa.

>>34574498
Spain. Came here 7 years ago, from chile. still no friends.

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>>34574580
>They love Latinos there.
Maybe if you're a "white looking" spic.

>source: my aunt and uncle lived in Geneva for 3-4 years

either that or the swiss figured "they must not be shit tier if they have enough money to live here"

>>34573356
my gf is half-Hispanic, Half-English what do

>>34574664
>my gf is half-Hispanic, Half-English what do
First thing you do is you go to >>>/adv/

>>34574557
Are you from Ecuador?

Im from Loja :^, what am I?

>>34574598
>still no friends
pls be in MADRID
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Came here 15 years ago lmao, kms

>>34574580
It depends anon, it's relative.
>>34574615
>Maybe if you're a "white looking" spic
Nah mate if you're a robot you're a robot in all the world. I am kinda white and never had gf, and still virgin.

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>>34573356
>mfw when I'm the only shit skin Mexican working at a whole foods

>mfw I've already banged two slutty white chicks

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>>34574255
Why don't I strap myself into my greencard cannon and blast myself right into the oval office, give good 'ol Trump a firm handshake and demand that he gives me a greencard?

This is horseshit. I never asked to be here.

I'm too autistic to live in Mexican society, it's too cutthroat and it will eat me alive.

Also /who else extremely attracted to ghetto cholas/ here?

>tfw argie
>tfw white
>tfw we killed all our indians already
>tfw argentina has the best women and food

Joking, its all shit. But i love the "Annoying Self Important Argie" thing.

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>>34574700
>tfw a whole foods opened up 4 miles away from my house
>mfw all those basic bitches and whitewashed latinas
>they all show up in yoga pants or those stupid victorias secret sweatpants

>>34574755
>>tfw we killed all our indians already
No, you're not.
>>tfw argentina has the best women and food
nyet moy druk.

They're latinas.

>>34574797
Nuther' argie here. I've been to Chile, Brazil and Bolivia. Don't know about other latin americans but to me argentine girls are more attractive than girls from those countries.

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your precious life

>>34574878
Are bolivian babes obtainable for robots?

>tfw no indian bolivian babe to call my andean rose

>>34574756
Lol this is true not a bad place to work but fuck every single person that works there is what's wrong with the u.s. even worse now that that whole non binary shit happened its basically tumblr the store.

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>Argie in Canada
>no one could tell I wasn't just a white Canadian unless they knew my name

>>34574878
No. It's relative man, I saw a bunch of argie ugly girls.

North/Eastern Europe has the most beautiful women.

>>34574926
Tbh, most of women from southamerica are able to us.

Trust me.

>>34574699
>Are you from Ecuador?
Yes I'm from glorious Guayas
Loja is ok I guess

>>34574962
You're actually living there?

Guayas is Guayaquil, right?

To latinbros, what does it take to be a Chad in your country? Also what is Chad named in your country

>>34574756
Why are you here then? No puedes ser un robot

>>34574878
Thats because they are white

>>34575047
>Why are you here then? No puedes ser un robot
Are you retarded or just ESL?

I didn't say I fuck any of those women or date them, or even talk to them. I look at them from 0.5km away like a TruRobot because they most likely wouldn't even acknowledge my existence

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>>34575013
Do you know ricky martin or that guy called Maluma?

>pic related

>>34574926
There're not bolivian "babes". Bolivians might easily be the ugliest people I've ever met.

Dirty rich bolivian girls can be white and somewhat attractive but they have their heads so much up their ass that it's not even fun.

>>34574958
It's just you have shit taste. Most qt foreigners I've met here were spanish.

Nordick girls almost have never going on for them unless you're into blonde hair/blue eyes combo. But generally speaking, they have this ugly ass square jaw thing, long heads, no ass or tits whatsoever and dress like men.

>>34575104
>There're not bolivian "babes". Bolivians might easily be the ugliest people I've ever met.
Irrelevant.

Are they down to fuck a robot or not? I mean, we can't possibly be uglier/shorter/darker than the guys in their villages.

>>34575161
Never even tried man, so I really can't tell. Bolivians can be pretty xenophobic though.

I you want to use the white foreigner card your best chances is probably in Chile.

>>34573444
Im brazilian too

>>34573444
I'm from huezil too
and a shiskin mixed race robot

>>34574580
You got me, they dont look weird at me. spaniards are very nice, but i know will never have a qt conqueror gf. they just want a white chad

Hola, soy virgen

>>34573356
This is bullshit, I went to South/Central America and everyone there just wanted to dance to reggaeton 24 7

Latinos are absolutely obsessed with sex and dancing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk

100 million views in a couple of days for song about fucking

>>34575083
Ooops, wrong anon
>>34574700

>>34575404
Then explain how I'm a robot khv?

https://chat.whatsapp.com/3oy1LPgy7scK8E9hfhPzae


spanish group

>>34575501
You're the exception to the rule.

Latins are not robots "by default", latin culture is the most "machismo" on the planet next to like Saudi Arabia where they keep women as indoor pets. Latin women too are extremely sexual in an aggressive way.


Every single day that I was there it was always ANON VAMOS BAILAR A LA PLAYA ME GUSTA EL PERREO and I just wanted to stay inside and have diarrhea in peace. I can't fucking dance, I'm a white boy who listens to metal, and those people were dancing since they were able to stand.


Well on the other hand I can understand and relate how it would be awful to be a robot in the most Chad culture.

>>34575404
>>34575726
>let me tell you about your culture
Loving this meme, it really does highlight the validity of the horseshoe "theory"

since both libtard and aut-right whites frequently default to it

I could come up with some similar stereotype observations about white culture and your in-built social groups as well but I'm too depressed (not meme-tier suburban depression) to actually give a shit so whatever

maybe you shouldnt have visited latin america in the first place, tardtron

>>34575801
There is no better perspective than an outsider's perspective to shed some objective light on something like culture.

You're not denying or arguing against the fact that Latin culture is extremely sexual, you're just mad cause someone brought it up.

>I could come up with some similar stereotype observations about white culture and your in-built social groups

Go for it. I'll probably just laugh and agree with you.

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>>34575434
I'm here because I like to help other robots out I use to be a fat sperg lord till I lost weight and grew a sweet goatee.

Doesn't hurt to at least try anon

>>34575858
>Go for it. I'll probably just laugh and agree with you.
So you admit that it's objectively harder/more arduous to be a latin robot than a white robot.

Thanks!

>mestizos call themselves latin and hispanic
kek

>>34576004
>you admit that it's objectively harder/more arduous to be a latin robot than a white robot.

I was never arguing against that, and I already said it like three posts ago.


I was just pointing out OP's nonsense of latins being robots by default, they're Chads by default.

>>34575013
Chile is full of shitty versions of Chads and Stacys (in general, fucking normies..)

>>34574962
fellow ecuabot here, guess we're just born to be robots :(

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>tfw you are mexico #2 to gringos

>>34576019
Mestizos are mixed Hispanic and american Indian most reside in Latin America they can technical call them self's that.

Personally I wouldn't people from spain talk like fags

>>34573444
it would be way worse if you were from north argentina
99.9% of the people here are normie/chads, so the robots get hit hard

>>34574878
you are 100% right
girls here are a pleasure for the eyes and lovely to talk to
a pity they're all stacies

Nao, deixem de ter alergia a luz.

>>34576037
>they're Chads by default.
Wrong, that's whites.

You can't be "Chad" if you're short and fat and brown

>>34574557
>>34576140
ayyy whaddup ecuabros

bet you go to ESPOL if youre in Gye that place is fucking robot central

Wtf you guys have it easy, your women are literally whores.

>>34575969
theres no such thing as a good goatee anon
post pics

>>34577856
They are whores for ghetto ass niggas