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>tfw your parents actually had sex
>tfw you are a legit product of people engaging in sex
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>>34575557
>tfw I was born in vitro
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>>34575557
ok
sourjng9os
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>>34575557
>tfw you were born via c-section so you have actually never been near a vaj in your entire life
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Should r9k be a blue board for a week? 2017-02-01 11:53:02 Post No.34575546
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Should r9k be a blue board for a week?
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Just as a test run to see if shit improves, ban all sex related threads and all that, maybe the reputation of this board being the cuck and humiliation fetishists board will be dispelled for that week.
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I bet the quality would be much better It might even make r9k comfy again.
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>>34575546
I fully support this idea. Even if they would just ban the people posting all the cuck shit it would be good enough for me.
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>>34575546
What the fuck would you post?
Seriously just go to another board. Go to /tg/.
/fit/ is essentially blue /r9k/
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>find picture of one of my teachers with pedo mustache
>kek
>photoshop it so it looks like he's watching porn
>send to friends
>lefunnimeme.9gag
>principle finds out somehow
>someone snitched
>suspended for a week while they decide weather or not to expell me
>police contacted
>have to go on course about cyberbullying and sexual misconduct
>because there was porn in the photo
>chance of criminal record
>chance of going on sex offenders register
>If so my life is fucked
>will never get even a shitty job
>mfw
Advice?
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>probably underage
>normalfag as well
you'll get no sympathy from me
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You are simply stupid.
Natural selection.
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>>34575542
i thought the free speech existed , guess not
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Why are there suddenly so many normies here?
>suddenly
Yeah yeah I know but it seems like over the past month or two the number of normalfags here has quadrupled. Every other post is about "my ex", "my oneitis", "I had sex", Steamthreads are literally a highschool clique, "my friends" or some frogpost designed to get (You)s or upvotes when it inevitably gets reposted to reddit.
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>>34575480
Fuck if I know. Make sure to derail every normie thread you see.
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>>34575544
>normies post here for attention
>give them attention
Shit plan. Just ignore them. Most threads here posted by normies get little to no replies. The only ones that do are ones that have r/4chan bait stories in them.
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>>34575480
true robots pretend to be normies on this site
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Go wild with my high school's Matchomatics questionaire 2017-02-01 11:49:51 Post No.34575476
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Go wild with my high school's Matchomatics questionaire
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http://fluidsurveys.com/s/mm16079u/
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Holy fuck those "life would stink without" options
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>>34575476
>Matchomatics
What is this for exactly?
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Not much to "go wild" with. I did it tho. If that makes you feel like this thread was a success than glad to help I guess
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Anon I really liked your hand. Please come back and post more.
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Here it is desu
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mine here
with bird
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>>34575468
>>34575561
who knew boi hands could be so enticing
ITT: We post our sexual urges
As of now I don't have any sexual urges, but then again it's only the first day so it may come back.
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>>34575466
Why make a thread? These cunts will just post porn and make fun of you. I've personally given up on not fapping and I've just cut porn out.
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>>34575466
I'm two weeks in. No urges, I'm completely flatlining. My dick may as well be a sausage stapled to my torso. I once made it to 76 days, I was flatlining for about two months that time, so that means it should be smooth sailing until April.
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>get depression
>lose motivation to fap
>not even nofap on purpose
>just don't feel like fapping or sex
>haven't had an orgasm in over 3 weeks
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How are you supposed to react if other men flirt with your girlfriend?
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>>34575428
If girl is into you then she will brush off attempts from other men.
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If she is into it:
Dump her and move on.
If she is not into it:
"Hey man I don't appreciate you flirting with my girlfriend and neither does she."
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>>34575428
Playing mate defense is the absolute worst way to handle it. You go strike up a conversation with a girl.
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F R O G P O S T I N G 2017-02-01 11:43:32 Post No.34575345
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Just a general frog post thread
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Moggposting > Frogposting
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Hello fellas
Frogposters unite
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>>34575403
Fellow frogposter
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entitled whore that doesn't understand men don't want to be cucked posted this 2017-02-01 11:41:28 Post No.34575297
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entitled whore that doesn't understand men don't want to be cucked posted this
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she actually thinks she's the good guy in this situation
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luckily the guy is redpilled enough not to fall for it
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she's obviously not bent out of shape about it...just screenshot it and uploaded it to reddit four times
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>>34575297
arent guys the one who coined "dating multiple women at a time" ?????? so she should date only him while he goes and fucks multiple girls meanwhile talking to her?
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how do I get my dick back robots. I had surgery on impulse and realize that i can never have children now or pass on my genes. is death the only way out
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Yes that is regrettable but passing on your genes isn't everything in life.
How do you impulsively get your dick removed though?
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>>34575444
I can't even tell if you're in on the fucking baiting or not.
Nice trips, though
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>>34575444
its complicated but i liked the idea of becoming a girl a lot more than actually doing it. i had a long distance gf that was lesbian and felt pressured to get the surgery before we met so i got it done overseas where you dont need doctors or oversight, just cash. it was really sketchy but im alive today. no gf though.
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>be sperg
>girl walks by and looks at me
>I cringe and look down at ground because sperg
>she starts looking down and looks upset
What does this mean
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smile at girls, anon. you don't have to fall in love with them, it makes them feel good
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>be sperg
>pass a human being on the street
>first human I've seen in a week
>it's female
>said female looks at me
>said female passes me by
>later think that this completely meaningless contact means something
>post a thread on r9k about it
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>>34575265
you made her uncomfortable, probably because you made too much eye contact with her
Everything I've ordered for my perfect death has finally arrived. Now all I need to do is work up the courage to actually go through with the process. Help push me over the edge, /r9k/. Motivate me to an hero.
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>>34575235
What's this process, anon? Elaborate
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Wow. Just seeing that chart. They see everything horrible that you've done to yourself when you die.
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>>34575248
12 grams of phenobarbital, almost a gram of heroin, and a quart of vodka. And I've been taking 10mg of motilium every eight hours for the past day or so to make sure I don't puke up my suicide cocktail.
It used to be 2 grams of heroin, but I got bored while waiting for the phenobarbital to arrive.
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FLASH BEFORE MY EYES
NOW ITS TIME TO DIE
BURNING IN MY BRAIN
I CAN FEEL THE FLAME
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I love Megadeth.
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>>34575182
WHEN YOU THINK I'M DONE
I REALLY ONLY STARTED
A BATTLE TESTED WARRIOR
I SEE YOUR SOUL DEPARTED
I SEE YOU AS MY TARGET
BEFORE I'M OUTTA TIME
I'M MAKING SURE YOUR LAST BREATH
COMES BEFORE MINE
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MARCH ON THROUGH THE RIVERS OF RED
SOULS DRIFT THEY FILL THE AIR
FORCED TO FIGHT BEHIND
THE CROOKED CROSS
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What do hate most about normies?
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Their sheer repulsion when exposed to anything outside of their personal experience
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>>34575329
you just described a robot
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They have sex and I don't