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Are manchildren and neets really robots? They have no worries in life. They feel no feels. True robots have to survive in the normie world, not be insulated from it.
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Manchildren and NEETs are what they are because they were uninsulated much more than the average normofaggo, so they overcompensated and shut themselves up in their small world where the (very real) nightmares that only they can see can't reach them
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>>34589300
I don't think that's true buddy.
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>>34589327
I don't think you're true buddy pal
Who says that your opinion is more valuable than mine? The fact that you believe you've suffered more? How pretentious.

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Why does r9k complain about not being able to find innocent virgin gfs?
Ive taken the virginities of 3 different girls since the start pf the year who were all over 19 so they are certainly out there
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fuck off desu chad
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>>34589110
I respect your attempt at bait, friend.
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>>34589125
Im a chadlet at best considering im not a hair over 5'7.5(I lie for 5'8), and a 6/10 on my best days there are robots with better stats than me for sure.

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Fembots, why don't you just lower your standards?
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>>34589020
>Fembots

no such thing

Also nice bulge
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I figure if I'm still single at 30 I'll just have a guy with good genes knock me up in a ONS so my daughter can be qt/athletic. My mom would help raise her so it's not like I'd have to get with some 300 pound bitter guy to have a family.
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>>34589077

>your son getting raised by two women

enjoy raising a future serial killer

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Are the mod's censoring this stuff? Where in the rules does it say you can't make threads like that?
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What about this thread, mods?
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/pol/ stays in /pol/. It's one of the global rules.
They probably just haven't gotten to the other thread yet.
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>>34589051

The other thread has been up for hours, that thread popped up for about 2 mins before it was removed. I have no life and constantly refresh the page... so trust me

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> want to die
> dont want to do anything hard
> cannot die because suicide us hard
Anyone the same?
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Just go to jail or a ward
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>find loan shark
>Borrow a lot of money
>Spend it all.
>Never pay him
>After many beating he will just kill you.
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I dont want to go to jail, why would I? Live with aggressive cunts?
Ward would be probably the same as my usual live, bur except games and, generally speaking, freedom.

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Hello looking for chill robots to join our Discord server /Chill-Tavern/.
We promise Chill times.

Discord link
https://discord.gg/bAy3EX6
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Oy vey,another shoah
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>>34588865
How chill is it? Will I freeze?
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>>34588890
you will die from hypothermia

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why was i such a failure at school i never got any good grades i might as well not have gone, I dont believe im dumb . I failed every subject in school i was particularly terrible at math
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>>34588830
>"I dont believe im dumb"

Dunning-Kruger effect in action, right there.
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>>34588830
i just dont feel like studying
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>>34588830
Just accept you're a brainlet, anon. Our kind was doomed from the day we were born.

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>be horny NEET
>found a job and became wagecuck
>saved up money to visit an escort
>finally ready to lose my virginity
>check backpage
>CENSORED
What the fuck do I do now? I'm constantly horny and masterbating doesn't cut it. I NEED to put my COCK into a PUSSY RIGHT NOW or I'm GONNA GO CRAZY.
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enjoying your freedom OP?

here in Europe women are free to rent out their vagina or rectum if they want
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>>34588889
>eurofag mad that his country is being invaded by Abdul and Hassan tries to make Americans feel jealous
lel
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>>34588913

http://www.soprano-club.ch/

this fine institution is 10 km away from my apartment, you jelly?

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>You will never be an edgy kid in the year our lord 2007
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>>34588815
>2007 was a decade ago

what just happened?
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>youll never go back to 2007 and get in with the emo kids, chasing qt emo girls wearing converse and light blue/pink hair
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tfw you were an emofag in 2010

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What is the best chess opening and why is it Queen's Gambit?
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>>34588807
reee get out fucking normalslime
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The Ruy Lopez opening is, you tool
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>>34588807
The Luzhin Defense
It results in suicide so it's perfect for robots

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>Get up
>eat
>masturbate
>eat again
>take a shit
>masturbate (get cum on hands and let it just dry off)
>eat again
>sleep
>All while not washing hands even once inbetween
Have i really come this low?
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>>34588795
Sounds like you're living in a hedonistic paradise, friend. I'd enjoy it.
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Sounds like you came alot...


Good for you.
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>>34588795
>immediate gratification
>immediate gratification
>immediate gratification
>immediate gratification

Found your problem

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Anyone here got their life figured out at all? Looking for some inspo here.
>age
>job
>free time
>pay
>freedom
>wife
>kids
>happiness scale 1-10
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>>34588717
Why are those girls laughing at him?
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>>34588725
They're jealous roasties who hate that he put his dogs before pussy
Look at that smug look on his face, he's got shit figured out.
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>>34588725
They're giggling because they just saw Harry Potter walking a dozen dogs at once

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Enjoying my morning cup of black lipton tea and just wanted to let everyone know
What are you feeling?
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Just having pizza and coke for breakfast. :-)
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Groggy. Very groggy. I have an interview today and I couldn't for the life of me fall asleep. Ended up getting only two hours. But a guy at the airport bar bought me a drink (in addition to my first two drinks) and I'm feeling a bit better now. I'm scared because the last interview resulted in a rejection. I hope I can be less of a dickhead this time.
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>>34588710
SIeepy.

would any femanons here like to sew her pussy? what do you think about it? does is arouse you, even a little bit?

>tfw no gf to sew her pussy for being naughty
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How would I pee then?
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>>34588918
>I

No, no roastie

>>>/out/
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>>34588918
Or menstruate?
>>34588933
Thread is addressed to women you retard

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>dad found my dildos
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He's already probably reached his maximum allowable amount of disappoint with you. You roleplay as a female online.
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>>34588606

Maybe you run succ.exe on him.
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>>34588619
that's clearly a femboy wojak

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