Enjoying my morning cup of black lipton tea and just wanted to

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Just having pizza and coke for breakfast. :-)

Groggy. Very groggy. I have an interview today and I couldn't for the life of me fall asleep. Ended up getting only two hours. But a guy at the airport bar bought me a drink (in addition to my first two drinks) and I'm feeling a bit better now. I'm scared because the last interview resulted in a rejection. I hope I can be less of a dickhead this time.

>>34588710
SIeepy.

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>>34588730
That's a kool kat, suitable for a man of such grace and fine taste

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUmq1cpcglQ
Also hungover.

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>>34588732
>tfw no muse of splendor to brood over

Just got a Package from amazon .
There are some novels, manga and a Gunpla.
So I'm gonna spend the following hours trying to figure out how to build it.

>>34588754
I pray you nail the interview with a nail gun to the temple, anon. Keep your wits about you, sobriety can be a handicap when surrounded by the men in the penguin suits

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>>34588710
>>34588710
How about you apologize to mei instead? Wait that would be pointless cause she is already disgusted by you and doesn't love you kek

>>34588782
>>34588789
It's time to rest, and take it easy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz7JIHqNZLY

coffee makes me angry and depressed but it is the only way to not feel like my brain has run out of energy

>>34588812
Once it is complete you should show it off to all of your friends on here. We'd adorn it with a crown and establish a monarchy based on unfaltering admiration and praise

>>34588824
What's the story behind this, famalam?

>be Aleksander
>be so repulsive that mei has to do psychadelics just to tolerate your presence
>steal her harddrvive and jerk off to her private nudes
Lmao

>>34588923
It's a stimulant, that's how it'll function. In people who are in depressive states on a near constant basis (which many of us here are) it may not work well with your system

>>34588732
Reported for breaking rul #5 on this board

curing my hangover with weed, going to a job interview later today. I really wish I could get some decent hash, I am craving that right now

>>34589039
Blessings of fortune and prosperous will is being sent your way - don't show up on the first day blasted off your ass, if you do land the gig that is

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These threads are nice, but let's avoid turning them into a daily circlejerk shitpost-fest, like the one from yesterday. I don't think anyone wants to have to see the 404 again.

>>34588972
Read global #7, genius.

>>34589065
I usually stop smoking about 3 hours before the interview, and take a shower during that time. that way, I don't show up blasted and smelling like a skunk, but I'm still high enough to be more relaxed

>>34589039
what's the interview for, 54m50n?

Tired. I had to wake up at a normal time so i could reset my bank security questions over the phone. The mexican call center lady sounded cute at least.

>>34589341
dishwasher/prep cook job at a somewhat upmarket bar/grill

>>34589382
That sounds fairly chill.
I bet you'll pick up some Spanish.

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>>34589260
Understood, benevolent man of integrity
>>34589382
You better be the best worker you can be so you can move on up to regional manager in a few short decades!

>>34589457
Are you a virgin Donny?

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>>34589480
Yes, a KV, and you?

>>34589509
That is a lie. There were pics of you with a girl. And all those omegle sluts over the years. They must have resulted with something

>>34589734
Yeah, basically all tripfags male or female or freakish hybrid are massive whores.

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Sleepy and drunk. I guess it's about time for me to go to bed.

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>>34589771
Lucid dreams to you.
>>34589734
This is my rifle! All I've used is the barrel of a shotgun as a makeshift fleshlight to fuck!

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You were the guy who likes YKK.

Have a good'un I guess.

>>34589792
Tell me about Emily

>>34589449
probably not, I'm bad at learning languages
>>34589457
nah, that's not my goal. I would like to own a small business one day though

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>>34589856
Likewise, anon. Let's do it for her.

>>34589509
We all know Meillure is a huge whore
No need to pretend you didn't do her

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>>34589884
Wh-wh-wh-wha.... Nani..??!

>>34588950
He raped an SSTC girl and then stole her flash drive.

sip

>What are you feeling?
Alone.

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>>34590100
Alone, forever, together, with that double.

>>34590059
What do you mean he raped her?
I've only ever seen mention of stolen nudes.

>>34590059
>le rapist meme
given how unstable most fembots are, and how much some people hate trips, this kind of accusation should be taken with a kilo of salt

Hey Alex, I hope you're feeling a little better at least. Sorry for your loss, my friend.

>>34591300
Irrevocably, this. Doubles, checked.
>>34591310
Much obliged. It hasn't been easy. Some of us may have lost our humanity already. What these souls may do is cultivate and uphold a veneer habitualness. It's all that is left to do. It's what I'm doing right this moment.

>>34588824
Lmao another Oscar