Life Thread

>>34588717
Why are those girls laughing at him?

>>34588725
They're jealous roasties who hate that he put his dogs before pussy
Look at that smug look on his face, he's got shit figured out.

>>34588725
They're giggling because they just saw Harry Potter walking a dozen dogs at once

>>34588739
It's Daniel Radcliffe you retard

I have all of those things except the wife and kids.

I'd rate my happiness at about 3.

Life feels empty and meaningless, everything feels like a chore.

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37
Unemployed
No wife or kids
Happiness: 8

>21
>college
>lots
>5600 a yr from grants
>im surrounded by libs in california, not much
>gf
>not yet
>like a 7 my dude

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>19
>neet
>infinite
>zero
>infinite
>no
>no
>Iwanttokms/10

>age
20

>job
Writer and music teacher

>free time
depends on work

>pay
$0 - $2000/ month

>freedom
live in singapore so none

>wife
just broke up with gf of 4 years.

>kids
no

>happiness scale 1-10
-4

>18
>college
>lots
>0
>reasonable
>no
>no
>this_is_fine.jpg

>>34588717
>28
>NEET
>Unlimited free time
>$5000
>No drivers license, no freedom
>Gay
>No
>2/10

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>All of these people without GFs or Wives
>AreYouEvenTrying.jpg

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She too could be your GF, if only you asked.
Literally that easy.
>Man all these protestors out here just don't realize we need to come together
>So why are you out here?
>Oh you support so and so?
>You know I'd really like to talk this over with you
>Wanna get some coffee?
FUCKING DONE
THANKS SHIA LEBOUFE
>JUST DO IT

>23
>studying CS with a sideorder of two jobs that pay terrible for the same work a graduate would do for 4k E per month
>enough to go fishing twice a week
>'bout 800 Euro/month
>Germoney, so alright I guess
>last gf cheated on me, now I tricked two into thinking I'd like to be mono, both fugly and for sex
>fuck no
>3

>>34589372
How do you live on 800 a month?

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How long have you been single /r9k/?

>>34588717
28
NEET
almost 24/7
800 euros/month NEETbux
nearly infinite
no
no
2, social media and 4chan keep me """happy"""

>>34588725

Because he's 5"6

>>34588725
Assuming you own a dog that you walk regularly, next time you take it out on a walk, pay careful attention to the faces of the people around you, particularly women/girls. They're probably not paying attention to you but are delighted by your qt doggy.

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>>34589841
Lel, when will they learn fellow bots?

>>34588717
Schnauzers are the best breed.

English lab second.

Is it true?
Are we all kissless virgins?

>>34589950
Robots are actually tall. Most khvs are 6' or over.

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>>34590240
How tall are you?
184cm, reporting in.

>>34588717
>20
>bus boy
>too much
>$5 an hour plus tips
>plenty
>yeah good one
>never in a million years
>2

>>34590412
Shorter than you. Not a virgin. You're a virgin?

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>>34588717
>28
>not at the moment
>too much
>enough $avings to buy a house
>american south and own many guns, so more than anyone but the richest kikes
>looking for virgin qt, but i don't think any exist so going to look outside of the West
>want at least 3
>7

I used to think I was rare, but I think it's rather that most women are shit.

>>34590206
Not kissless, but virgin out of being Christian.

>>34590412
Not him.

>>34590412
I am 1.75 m like a fucking women

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>>34590691
No
>>34590735
Oy vey, my tallest GF was 181cm friendo.
Shit was cash.

>>34590791
We kikes are usually relatively short
Being 1.95 automatically makes you the tallest jew ever

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>34588717
>age
32
>job
landlord
>free time
all day
>pay
maybe $2600 a month on average
>freedom
lots, but got to stick to a budget. No weekend shopping trips to Paris, France or any similar roastie ways of spending money.
>wife
Nope.
>kids
None
>happiness scale 1-10
I guess maybe 8 out of 10.

>>34588717

>28
>student, high class security guard (ex-military)
>not much between school and job, still get to do my shit
>around 1.5k USD monthly, a lot for a student in my country
>I pretty much do what I want
>girlfriend of 2 years
>none
>solid 8

>>34591519
23 making 50 60 k annually in IT no college degree. Living with brother. Been unemployed since week befor e Christmas really fucking bored at home. Waiting to hear back if I'm gonna move forward with this Azure job. Would work from home and travel to dc 25% . Im laying here Praying i get it. Job offers to move to other states but i love the south. And i want to stay here so bad. This place is worth dying for. Wa and ca are worth nothing but i would sign up to deport everyone from those states to Mexico. I fucking was depressed in this shit holes even when working for Microsoft.


I want TO BE WORKING I FEEL SO FUCKING USELESS I EVEN APPLIED TO MY GROCERY STORE AND THEY HAVE NOT CALLED BACK