> want to die > dont want to do anything hard > cannot

Just go to jail or a ward

>find loan shark
>Borrow a lot of money
>Spend it all.
>Never pay him
>After many beating he will just kill you.

I dont want to go to jail, why would I? Live with aggressive cunts?
Ward would be probably the same as my usual live, bur except games and, generally speaking, freedom.

how did you try to suicide?

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Luckily you have a good chance of dying so just kick back and relax my lazy bigger friend.

>>34588995
Jail is fun. It was like summer camp.

Jump off a bridge or building. Literally takes no resources or effort.