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What's up guys, its scarce. You have been visited by the robot of youtube. Comment on this thread or your oneitis will be blacked by chadrone.
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>>34649581
>1mil+ subs
>fucked zoie burgher
>robotI know too much about these people's lives. It's not like they really matter I just feel like I need something to fill my time and I don't want to do something useful fml
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>>34649616
He's preferable to Leafy, nuff said.
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>>34649684
I really just wish people would stop shilling popular youtubers as robots.
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Any recommendations for comfy youtube channels?
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Papa Varg is the comfiest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTmntVsBgao
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>>34650183
That was good things
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Videogames As Literature
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>be me
>begin learning japanese age 16
>give up
>now age 22
the fucking time i've wasted! if i wasn't such a useless cunt i could've been fluent by now!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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>>34649512
Quit wasting time here bitching about wasting time and go learn Japanese.
I expect you to be entirely fluent by next Wednesday, at the latest.
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>>34649551
Hilarious and original. Fuck off, you stupid cunt!
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>>34649512
Liking/agreeing with the underlying message of this image makes me feel guilty in a small way.
This site has ruined me.
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What does robot think about this movie?
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solid 5/10
Amy Adams was good, Renner was okay, supporting cast was decent. Atmosphere and cinematography were good at times, story was a little bland / unexciting overall, nice *twist* at the end though. One of those movies where you can watch it once and enjoy it but, I cant see if having any replay value ever
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>>34649455
Felt pretentious at times, but I enjoyed it. Probably wouldn't watch it again though.
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>>34649455
good idea but bad execution, i blame the director as usual. 5/10 will not watch again.
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>250 word essay due for tomorrows Astrology exam
Fuck me I havent even started this shit
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fuck, you too?
I have a 120 word essay due next week on the intersectionality of watersports, fucking sucks @ss.
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250 words is nothing mate get on that shit. astrology is interesting as hell.
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>10 question worksheet due Friday for math class
just fuck my shit up
Is this map the ultimate redpill?
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>>34649372
I'd need to see the raw numbers. That graph leads me to believe that you're just shitposting.
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We need to change our immigration laws to only allow female immigrants and refugees in. Women rarely commit violent crime, so alt rightists would have nothing to complain about. Increasing the amount of women would make women have to compete with each other more, forcing them to lower their standards.
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>>34649449
Not the OP and I don't know how accurate that map is. It is a fact according to government census data though that males outnumber females in every age group under 40. After that females heavily outnumber males in the 40+ age group to the point to where there are more females total in the country.
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Why isn't anyone talking about how there just aren't enough women to go around?
107 boys are born for every 100 girls. In old times, excess men would be killed off by war, famine, or disease. Women were far less likely to succumb to these because they acted as homemakers and caregivers.
It's often pointed out that women slightly outnumber men globally, but that's only because they have a longer life expectancy. Men VASTLY outnumber women in younger age brackets.
Simply put, one in every twenty or so men is doomed to die alone. If you weren't a robot, someone else would have to be instead.
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Don't give up! Women cheat. I think the average is 7 different sexual partners per women.
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We should cull the autists
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Women outnumber men pretty much everywhere with the exception of some arab states and african countries.
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is gabe a robot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6u6n0Y_5Cw&spfreload=1#t=533.223038
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>>34649327
Holy shit, props to the guy for staying in character that long.
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>>34649676
character? what?
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>>34649798
this is obviously a skit
Is being asexual a meme?
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>>34649315
In most cases, yes. But some people legitimately hate sex.
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>>34649315
are you asexual, anon?
orion
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>>34649368
I think so but really have no clue. Anywhere online that I look to find some type of community or advice it's filled with people that I get the impression are identifying as it to be considered interesting.
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Has anyone been truly intimidated before? I was just recently walking alone from a aunt's house back to my car in a fairly poor neighborhood and had 7 or 8 teenagers, about half my size or bigger, start yelling shit at me. They eventually began running at me. I was just fast walking the whole time and never started full sprinting, but the point is that they could have easily sprinted to me, robbed me, and beat the shit out of me and I would have been able to do nothing.
Doesn't anyone else's sense of self worth go down to you when something like this happens? It makes me feel like shit to be so physically helpless against other people.
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no because i lift and ive been carrying a gun with me.
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>>34649284
I care a spring assist open knife with me wherever I go for this reason. Next year I'll be able to get a gun license also. Criminals don't fight fair, you shouldn't have to worry about them.
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>>34649284
whenever I get intimidated I immediately come up with a thousand ways to kill that person. If I see so much as a balled fist I will initiate you and sperg out. which is also why I stay inside most of the time.
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Advice From 25+ Robots 2017-02-05 06:00:58 Post No.34649213
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Hello, olderbots. Please give your best advice to the youngerbots.
>get over your metal illness; it only stunts your growth in all areas
>improve your hygiene; it's better to be clean if only for yourself
>stop caring about friends; even good ones come and go
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don't smoke
on my third time quitting. it isn't worth it.
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Depression is a meme.Original Commento
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>>34649229
what's your age robot? it's totally worth it
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how big is your porn/meme folder?
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>>34649211
>meme folder
699 mb
>porn folder
112gb
The thing is I like to collect porn but I never open up the folder whenever I want to fap. It's weird when I have so much porn that I like I'd rather spend time searching for more quality shit instead of jerking it to the stuff I already have.
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>>34649211
>meme folder
1.20GB
>porn folder
anon its the current year, everything I need is online.
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"heh" is 95 mb
porn is 695 mb
I very recently deleted the vast majority of my porn, to have a better thing with my waifu, where it's only her, and she's not having sex with anyone.
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i disappointed my mother today by making this
https://youtu.be/4zixIG6OgM0
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god who cares get fucked
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You disappointed me today by making this.
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litcherally no one cares
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I Think I won the r9k jackpot 2017-02-05 06:00:39 Post No.34649205
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I Think I won the r9k jackpot
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2017-02-05 06:00:39
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I think I just hit the r9k jackpot. A cute
Long story short I dumed my ex gf of two years for multiple reasons. Depression kicks in and i sTrawling the depths of tinder/pof god knows what
Find this super cute 19 year old girl on Tinder
>Super Liked her becuase she was cosplaying, into anime games (it's my weaknes)
>Invite her out to dinner, and we really hit it off, shes better looking then her pictures easily a DDD rack.
>Find out her parents are litteral billionaires (a certain well known family) she owns a masive town house in the richest part of the city.
>Left her Army cuck of a BF who she claimed didn't really care about her and was too busy play EVE
>After dinner we head back to her plac.
>Place is massive, her room looks like what you imagine a millionare weebs room would look like.
>She invites me play RE7 on her bed which faces a massive 80 inch oled tv. She said she was too scared to play it and just to watch me (fine by me I wanted to play it too)
>She cuddling me tightly as I play game though the *scary* parts. Shes making sounds that the only way I can explain is what an aroused girl makes before sex. You know it if you had sex with a girl before.
>At one point she moves my hand right on her breast and her hand is on my croch.
>I turn off the game and look her in the eyes for short bit and then we start kissing and before you know it fucking.
>Best sex I've had, I probably cumed buckets into her, she was on me cowgirl and later missionary.
>Afterwards she starts getting really emotional, saying her parents nearly disowned her, her ex paid her no attention and in general was really lonely
>Her butler (No joke) brings us icecream and tea in bed and we just cuddle afterwards and sleep.
Typing this right now on my phone, she's curled up right beside me as I speak. I can't sleep since this is hard for me to belive/still wound up.
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Stop trying to bait us anon
We all have fantasies don't try to pass them as fact
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Sorry for the typos, not used to using my phone.
I told her I'm looking for a relationship and she said she was too.
she has obvious daddy and self esteem issues but that's honestly a perk in this case
however do you think this is a trap?
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>>34649236
Seconds
Oregano
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>tfw no superbowl bf
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>>34649182
are you a trap or girl?
if so I could be your bf
I am a patriots fan
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>>34649182
I just broke this 4 year olds girl's jaw so she couldn't scream
>WHY DONT YOU JUST STOP JUST STOP POSTING THIS
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>>34649182
can you just kill yourself already