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>>34668660
>What's your excuse for being bad at maths?
But I'm not.

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>>34668660
>What's your excuse for being bad at maths?
why do you assume this

>if youre not good at this specific subject youre no good

how does it feel to be an autistic drone?

I wake up at 845am and clock in at 10am

5:40am every morning. Start at 8:00 on Mondays and 7:00 rest of week

>>34668574
>commute to school
What are you studying, anon?

>>34668548
>make decent living
>enough to allow a female to live at my residence and do nothing all day
>just has to willing to have sex with me, attempt to look cute, and be open to having kids at some point
>don't want her bothering me non-stop, aka i want to be able to play some vidya and shit sometimes
>no one ever inquires about my offer

i don't think i was made for this life

I-I'd be your bf if your not hideous and live in Western Washington

okey, are you shy and cute?

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>tfw everyone thinks you always look high.

I rape like a rapist

>>34668530
>everyone thinks you look like Heinrich Himmler

>>34668526
thx shrek

>>34668526
I want this to become the bane posting of r9k

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> didn't go
> will never know

>>34668443
post template pls

oregano

post the f*cking template

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yes hello

>>34668443
>avatar, american psycho
very nice

>dune
how was it? just started and it seems good so far

>>34668309
what discord room do you use the most, my dude?

ahahahahah youre so fucking skinny fat i cant take this

pale dirty sack of camwhoring shit

MODS MODS

DELET DIS THREAD

>>34668170
>what do?
Tell him "get along big'ol doggie"

>>34668170
Holy shit a talking dog

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>>34668170
tell him to back the fuck off

Why would I marry someone who's willing to marry someone who's willing to marry anyone

I wish you the best of luck op. Kudos for oregano

bump for wife 8)

>>34668103
Black girls don't like blackbots.

Black girls absolutely have to have a black guy and don't want to "settle" for whites, even though they don't realize black guys don't want them.

>>34668103
because there are no cute black traps in my area

>>34668061
The fact that this image was made by a biased robot makes it even more funnier than it already is.

>>34668408
I didn't make it? I found it online looking for something else

>>34668516
I should've added a probably in there. This image was probably made my a lonely biased robot who has no experience with human beings. A sperg that couldn't possibly know how humans work at even a basic level, let alone their mating preferences.

A cute trap's boicunny

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>Tigers will go extinct in your lifetime

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I don't know about most beautiful, but they're certainly the sexiest.

so how many scoops?

>>34668031
Because I'm shuffling the cards so we can play some poker. Don't like it then by all means leave, jackass.

>>34668327
*grabs your dick*
"huh thats what I thought lil bitch boy, all talk cause you aint packin"
*unzips dick*
"yeah thats right Im gonna clean your filthy mouth with my 10 inch punisher you little faggot"
*shoves dick into your mouth while restraining you with his belt*
*cums buckets inside your mouth*
"I hope this was enough to clean that filthy mouth of yours. Now do me a favor and keep those teeth white by not spewing more disrespectful bullshit"
*chuckles at his own joke*
*leaves bar after gettin the number of the stacey bartender who wettened herself while watching and not calling the police*

>>34667999
Normies like you getting trips is proof of no god

Normal fags get off this board

REEEEEEEEEEE origin sauce

>>34667999
How the fuck would I know, mate?

The random soldier that Pagan Min brutally murders in the intro.

>>34667914
Civilian #27263636288282

AKA.

'lol i just hit that guy with my sports car!'

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>>34667914
we got a perp