>umm, anon, why are you so quiet? you're boring me...

so how many scoops?

>>34668031
Because I'm shuffling the cards so we can play some poker. Don't like it then by all means leave, jackass.

>>34668327
*grabs your dick*
"huh thats what I thought lil bitch boy, all talk cause you aint packin"
*unzips dick*
"yeah thats right Im gonna clean your filthy mouth with my 10 inch punisher you little faggot"
*shoves dick into your mouth while restraining you with his belt*
*cums buckets inside your mouth*
"I hope this was enough to clean that filthy mouth of yours. Now do me a favor and keep those teeth white by not spewing more disrespectful bullshit"
*chuckles at his own joke*
*leaves bar after gettin the number of the stacey bartender who wettened herself while watching and not calling the police*

>>34668496
>just shoot the fucker in the head because I'm not in some limp wristed liberal hellhole
>go full postal on anyone who threatens to call cops
>go up to the waitress and pay for my meal while apologizing for the little disagreement
>take his money because he won't be needing that where he's going and head off

>>34668544
>next day
>chads brother brad comes over
>served in afghanistan with the seals
"huh little bitch boi you feelin tough since you shot my brother with your limp dick gun. Im gonna show you how to operate a real firearm"
*proceeds to rape you violently after disarming you*
"you think Imma kill you but wheres the fun in that. Im just gonna hurt you very badly and make you my cumdumpster and maybe Ill even show you a neat little trick called waterboarding I learned while I was in the seals fighting for your freedom. Tbh I won your freedom to shoot my brother so dont cry now that Im taking it away lil bitch boi"

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>>34668031
just lost in your eyes and the majesty of your beard

>>34668496
>>34668683
This is hot. Got anymore?

>>34668770
Piper perri getting fucked by pepe. Quality content

>>34668770
Piper Perri looks so hot in that picture.
Moar pls

>>34668031
Bored? You can teach me how to do a headlock again.

And when get home we can wrestle.

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>>34668977
>mfw no boyfriend who likes to wrestle/horseplay

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>>34668031
>tfw will never be this beefy

>>34668885
>>34668683
>day 2
>you just woke up in a windowless room
"I had a bad day. Who wouldve thought police are looking for you after shooting my brother and then holding up an entire restaurant yelling at ppl to not call the police. Obviously theyre gonna suspect me after you went missing. You see what Im putting on the line to make your weak ass suffer. Im working more than Im enjoying this and cause your punishment is exhausting me I can only fuck 2 barsluts every night. But I promised Chad that Im not just gonna kill the punk that killed him but that Imma teach him the true meaning of Ezekiel 25,17 and show him the magnificent rage of the lord"
*starts stroking his dick*
"yeah thats right hell is gonna look like a hottub after Im done with you. Also I did a little digging and heard you never had sex with a woman you little shithead huh ? Just as I thought youre a pathetic loser who tried to get back at your bullies. Guess what thats not how it works but I cant stand your pathetic whining so I contacted the bartender from the place you held up. Shes angry that you made such a mess there and cant work for the next week or so since it got declared a crime scene"
*Stacey walks in with a backpack*
"So you wanted to have Sex with a woman you sick fuck ? Well Im glad that Im not gettin paid for the next week so I can have some alone time for fixing your problem"
*pulls 18 inch strap on dildo out of backpack*
"Time to deflower you"
*proceeds to fuck you while Brad muffles your screams with his dick*
"Losen up bitch boi or you might bite my dick and you know you dont want to bite my dick"
*turns your head so you can see a gas canister*
"Thats right I always thought Id have to do this shit to some muslim blowing my brother up with an IED but Im glad its you. Your butthole is a lot cleaner and I dont have to wear a condom to prevent stds"
*continues to cum inside your mouth*
"He is all yours now."
*leaves the room*

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> tfw I typed out almost 2000 characters of gay smut and wouldve kept going
>tfw Im not even gay tho

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>>34668031
>...
This post was actually made in Oregon

>>34669607
I know that feel actually.

What did I mean by this?

>>34668031

I'm quiet because YOU'RE boring me. What a coincidence. Maybe you should talk about something other than eating and what you do at the gym.

>>34669607
Post it

origami rigatoni

>>34669946
nah man I was going to tell how the woman cuts off his dick after tearing his asshole and taunting him about it but Im not gonna type it
wasted like 20 minutes typing out the last post and Im not in the zone anymore
you can elaborate on that idea if you want to tho

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>>34669521
>>34669521
>Be black
>Imagine this but with extra racism thrown on top
>And forcing me to take hormones.
>and castration

>>34668544
No the fuck you wouldnt internet tough guy

>>34670216
hormones cant cure your blackness tho

>>34670543
Who said it could?
I just want to be dominated, humiliated and castrated by a huge white guy.

It's not my job to entertain you, faggot.

>>34668031
I'm trying to make a funny greentext but fuck I can't
This dudes so hot

>>34671601
>>34668496
GOD DAMN BLESS

>>34670045
Are you SURE you're not at least a little gay?

>>34668031
umm, so where did u lost ur soul chad?

>>34668031
take your fucking hat off we're inside you retard.
jesus christ you're embarassing me.

>>34668031
Pretty sure I could fuck this guy up in a fight.

Not even internet tough guy, it's just a fact.