Typical boozecohol thread here got some nice rye, and some beer

>>34668309
what discord room do you use the most, my dude?

ahahahahah youre so fucking skinny fat i cant take this

pale dirty sack of camwhoring shit

MODS MODS

DELET DIS THREAD

>>34668497
nah, I'm just straight up fat
>>34668414
I don't use discord

Denatured alcohol.

>>34668309
Ever thought of brushing your hair once in a while? A quick shower or two perhaps?

Growing a non-pedophilic mustache?

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normally i hate camwhores, but im with this guy tonight

im just drinking out of a 200ml brandy bottle and am about to order a pizza

cool stuff

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What do you usually get up to after getting piss drunk?

Also, have you taken the bogpill yet?

>>34668678
how about you? not being an asshole?

i guess thats not part of the agenda anytime soon

>>34668309
Yet another camwhore thread. Get lost.

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>>34668309
stop drinking samson you are going to fucking die

>>34668733
yes what a tradegy that would be

>>34668708
>ree don't recommend me about basic hygiene, you fucking asshole just let me stew in my sweat, shit, cum and piss stained underwear while I offend your eyes with my disgusting appearance

There are two assholes here and I'm not one of them. One is Samson for forcing his atrocious image into my beautiful sight. The other asshole is you for defending said asshole.

This guy is a crime against aesthetics.

>>34668678
I do, I just can't be bothered because I really want to get drunk after a long day of real labor, which you've probably never done. now go be a whiny little cuck elsewhere
>>34668684
only 200ml? step it up
>>34668689
watching YTPs, chilling on here, the usual
>>34668733
>implying that's not the plan

You are that guy from last man standing?

Is tim allen nice?

>>34668309
>>34668914

>tripfagging

>avatarfagging

>blogging about your day

this shit belongs on /soc/ you tiny manlet

>>34668309
would you call yourself a normie

what do you get out of /r9k/

>>34668309
Damn, you gained some weight

Gross.

>>34668309

how do you exactly afford this habit every single night?

>>34668914
Don't you work part time?

>>34668914
>I really want to get drunk after a long day of real labor
Ah yes, alcohol consumption. A custom of non-aesthete plebeains after a tedious day of mindless toiling.

>>34668309
I don't really like you or your threads but Bulleit Rye is some pretty good whiskey, especially for the price. Nice choice.

>>34669026
It's easy when you work and live at home

Hes not fat hes just bloated from all the alcohol.

I don't always see your pist but if all of a sudden you are looking fat and puffy you should get your body checked out

>>34668914
>only 200ml? step it up
yaaa, i had one (1) beer and like a fifth of that 200 and im already semi drunk. i dont drink often.

good day mang

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Absalom you should just use your bodyweight to exercise and become fit as fuck.

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>>34668309
you are truely disgusting

Myself I am drinking watershed distillery bourbon tonight while half-heartedly watching the commercials bowl.

>>34668960
>manlet
o I am laffin
>>34669050
I actually don't have a real job atm, I was helping my dad do some major structural work on his house
>>34669063
thanks m8. I prefer Dickel or Rittenhouse myself, but this is good, and I can get a half gallon of it
>>34669174
if I had the willpower for that, I wouldn't be here

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>>34669280
You do have the will, you choose yo do other things.

hey samson. you're a huge attention whoring faggot, and you look pretty damn autistic doing it. at least stop tripfagging and putting your face everywhere, it's unnecessary

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>>34669451
Why does it bother you that he does this? Why not accept him as another facet of reality in this r9k place?

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>>34668309
nice to see you again mr metal man

>>34669533
It's pretty pathetic, even by r9k standards. I don't want to stand on the sidelines and watch when I could make a difference to make this shithole a little better.

>>34668309
Mods should start cracking down on this /soc/ tier shit. If you really cared about alcohol, you would join the threads on /ck/ instead of camwhoring your ugly face under the guise of drinking with robots.. Kindly fuck off and let your thread die.

>>34669533
damn right, I am an r9k institution
>>34669624
>>34669626
I thrive on this kind of hate, it's why I keep coming back. as long as you legion faggots get butthurt, I will keep coming here, as cucks like you don't deserve to ever get your way

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>>34669624
>>34669626

Given he's attempting to create a Persona on r9k, how does it constitute camwhoring to put one photo of himself on here, per thread?

He's participating in bringing something, anything to this board other than the usual Norm. If you see him in a thread every day and don't like this, it is fucking retarded of you to try and "make a difference" by posting in his thread, further bumping it.

You think you can shame a person back into their dungeon on r9k? You're dealing with God damn goblins and trolls here you fool

>>34669728
Fortunately, you don't own the site. All it takes is two clicks for your thread to vanish and your trip to get banned. The mods will be coming soon.

>>34669813
Jesus christ Skyrim was 5 years ago

want to get some food, but goddamn normies are downstairs

Alcohol gives me sinus headaches.. I'm still getting over drinking Friday night.

>>34670576
I do this too

I fucking hate when normies have parties in my house

>>34670622
just 420blaze and drink lots of water
>>34670677
yeah, it's annoying. I like hanging out with him sometimes, but usually I just want to get food or something and end up drinking with these normies for hours

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You have to go back, you limey kike bastard.

am I the only one who doesn't care about excellent avians?
>>34670945
Trump is pro Israel and UK though

>tfw will never have a gril to get wasted, fuck, and watch YTPs with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drqj67ImtxI

>>34671199
>Trump is pro Israel and UK though
I'm just funning with you faaaaaaaaggot

>>34671487
You look basically fine, if you don't have a girl it's because you're being picky.

>>34671488
sorry, I'm autistic
>>34671515
nah, it's actually because I'm lazy

>>34668309
The true face of a robot, I feel you anon, God bless you.

Drinking Bailey's Irish Cream because it's the only thing I can stomach desu

>>34671813
What do you expect, a girl to just show up at your door one day with a wet cunt, a handle of booze, and a baggie full of weed?

>>34671925
really? that shit is so vile to me
>>34672114
that would be nice, but in reality I just don't care enough to put any effort in, so I expect basically what I'm getting now in terms of pussy (which is none)

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Got some free beer
PISS WATER
DARK BEER >> LIGHT BEER
Beer is plebian anyways
A smooth vodka is GOAT
Why would you want anything else?

lol22..

54m50n a cute.
He does need to defrizz his hair a little.

I've seen these threads posted a lot.


Do you drink everyday? Do you want to die?

I do both.

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>drink
>get headache and feel sick once i start to feel good
wtf

>>34673768
I've had eight drinks with no ill effect by having a can of V8 every other drink.

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>only have enough money each week for a specific amount of alcohol
>gotta spread it out otherwise I'm gonna end up sober a few nights of the week
>last night I said fuck it to spreading it out and now barely have any left
>and to make matters worse I started drinking the second I woke up instead of waiting til I at least ate something, like normal

this week is gonna suck, I just know it

>>34673824
Sell your plasma for some quick money.
Fuck being sober.

how do i get drunk and not have crippling stomach pain for the next 24 hours?

Drinking $5.99 Crystal Palace vodka with Coca-Cola. It's 1:30am right now and I have to work at 10am, but whatever. Life fucking sucks right now.

>>34673856
Just had a google. I can donate, but not sell in my country.
Fuck. Thanks for the idea though.
>Fuck being sober
I completely agree

>>34673953
I second this
after one beer or drink I start to gag
>tfw you want to quit weed and pick up drinking but drinking aint for a beta twink boi

>>34672770
Why do I feel like I know you; have you ever added any anons on skype?

>>34672770
I am not one to call someone gay
but
>cig with fag-ass filter
>lite beer
aw dude...

>>34668309
Holy shit, you got fat.

>>34668309
Drop that bottle right now,
Cut your hair,
Start working out,
Get some sunlight.

Now your life is in your hands

>B E L V A D E R E

The GOAT