Marriage thread

Why would I marry someone who's willing to marry someone who's willing to marry anyone

I wish you the best of luck op. Kudos for oregano

bump for wife 8)

>>34668120
You are insane, anon.

Why do you want to get married so much? I'm a girl and I might say yes because I'm in a tricky visa situation but I don't want to get rape murdered

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>>34668688
>because I'm in a tricky visa situation
You have to go back, anon.

>>34668688
>I don't want to get rape murdered
why must you turn my board into a house of lies

>>34668688

Well? Drop the contact info, I'll help you get in the country and stay here.

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>>34668940
mfw OP will die alone

>>34668120
But what do you look like OP?

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>>34670126

gib wife pls

>>34668120
define female
where do you draw the line between a thicc clit and a feminine penis

>>34668688
Dat feel when you are looking for a marriage becase of the same situation. Not op.

>>34670586
the testicles are the main difference

Where u live OP
Why do you need to get married?
Considering just to see if you're 100% serious
Never had a BF

>>34670619
so if I get castrated youll take me ?
this has to be to good to be true

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id only marry a girl if she was chill to do nothing most days and wouldnt divorce me
also a belly girl

>>34670653
UK.
Oregano I said oregani

>>34670653

TX, USA

will move anywhere in country tho

Too good to be true. I would 100% marry anyone from this board but OP already has offers

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>>34670452
not even that bad looking

>>34670754

Incorrect, zero offers

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>>34670586
fucking with the feminine penis

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i wish some fembot would marry me.
i want to move to canada/usa but i cant do that unless i marry someone.
Sucks to be a neet&male.

>>34670798
Is the thing with a fedora supposed to be a self-insert?

>>34670835
I will probably play green card lottery for 25 years if not commit suicide.

>>34670784
I made an account for this, my Skype is rivrw9. Marry me pls

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>>34670780

Thanks my guy

Much oregano

>>34670703
You a guy or girl?

I will marry the first guy (male) to reply to my post, as long as they are American.

You can take advantage of my "free" Canadian healthcare and load up on drugs, I can come to the US and get drunk on cheap booze every day. We both win.

No girls allowed.

>>34671081
i migrated here from /b/, what does oregano mean

>>34671392
It's a replacement for "original" to get past the filter on r9k

>>34671392
its a spicy meme since oregano is a spice

>>34671391
Your a boy though

>>34671391
Are you a girl (female) ?
dfh

>>34671434
When is that fucking gook going to remove the robot, anyways?

>>34671536
I am a male (male), 100% homo.

>>34671392
Back to b kid shooo

Oregano

>>34671576
ya the fucking original filter is annoying as fuck

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>>34671604
>mfw people from /r9k/ come to /b/ all the time to advertise this board
>mfw they said /r9k/ is better because less spam but still "troll normies/
>mfw "shooo"

>>34671338
Guy
I know this is hopeless, but still.

>>34671723
>>mfw people from /r9k/ come to /b/ all the time to advertise this board

Jesus christ, please tell me no one is actually doing that.

dangerous!.mov

>>34671391
>tfw I'm so gross I can't even attract a disabled sickly person to take advantage of me