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>>34700877
Why did you do it ? famAlam

>>34700877
did you break up with her or did she break up with you. also what reasons for the break up

>>34700877
fucking respond to someone you shithead

Why were women in men's toilet? Imagine the shitstorm that would happen if a man was in women's bathroom RECORDING WOMEN ON THEIR PHONE.

If they post this online, you actually have a legal case.

Enjoy your free monies which is taken directly from Chad's hands.

>smugpepe.jpg

>>34700950
>if they post this online
How is he going to find it. Since OP is a robot he has no social media presence. Since he's a male and he hasn't killed himself because of the video, the legal case will only result in the video being removed from the original source. It will do nothing about multiple copies and will not provide OP with monetary compensation. Essentially OP would spends thousands of dollars to get the original posting removed while other sources are still up. If he was a woman, it would be different. They would actually do shit, and she would get financial compensation.

>>34700835
There's the door, normie scum.

>>34700835
>I think I'm falling in love

You've fell for one of the oldest memes.

>>34700835

Well she'll never love you back because you're a faggot who spends his time on /r9k/.

>>34700815
Hello OP

It will be a total disaster she'll call you weird and never speak to you again.

And then in a few weeks time you'll try again with another girl and the same thing will happen but it'll be a little less awkward

And then again and around the 4-5th time it'll actually go okay and you'll be a semi normie from there on

Much love xx

she is going to ghost you either way, tinder girls always do even if the date goes well. The only way they wont ghost you is if youre the chadiest chad she had messaged her which I doubt you are.
Dont think much of it, just think of this as unpaid experience. During a date, the man should set the topics of the conversation and the woman should be doing the most talking. If you find yourself talking more than her or she is just going on about shit you didnt even bring up then youre doing it wrong

>>34700815
Ask her about her dont talk about you. Just say you like games or whatever

>What would make your life better?
Nembutal

>>34700762
I got a bad character, its part of me tho, I just HAVE to criticize everything around me or I wont feel satisfied

If I never had to leave my room anymore.

>>34700717
>hungry
>open door
>hear roommate and his girlfriend in kitchen laughing
>close door
>go back to bed

Is this really what you frogfuckers do to avoid interacting with other people? What happens if your roommate stays in the kitchen all day would you not eat anything for the entire day?

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>>34700742
i have a back-up supply of pre cooked tendies in a box under my bed but they are cold and not very crispy so they are not nice to eat, i wish my roommate was a bit nicer to me

>>34700760

Maybe if you stopped being such a little bitch and stood up for yourself your roommate might stop treating you like a doormat and gain a bit of respect for you.

Chad cock

probably about how cool and artsy she looks and how many likes she'll get on instagram

How will she be able to score her next hit of meth.

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I've had them since I was a teenager and never had a girlfriend. Currently 27 living in my mom's basement.

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Ur dick is naturally ribbed brah.

They can be popped but not all thr way and then they come back. I've removed a few with nail clippers but then I can't dal while it heals.

Chinese >>>>>>> Japanese >>> Korean

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>>34700616
They are not are you kidding me? Koreans have the best and most talented women.

>>34700616
All three get my willy hard

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Well you're insecure about your sexuality enough to post a separate thread.

saged

>>34700606
nah i just wanna know if this is weird or not

im really confused

>>34700598
I remember being creaming my pants as a young lad when I first saw a pussy. Now I am like you where I need a nice aesthetic to be attached to it. I think you are just desensitized to seeing it so much in porn, etc.

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>tfw to intelligent to masturbate

LET. THAT. SINK. IN.

>>34700585
Everyone should watch his videos, very good stuff

>>34700668
might be hard since i don't know who he is.

>>34700486
how does this make you feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBIxScJ5rlY

>>34700486
What advice have you been given, anon?

>>34700486
Thats common its because you're low IQ that you refuse to take advice.

Pride is an emotion and you let pride get in your way. It's probably more because your under 22 than anything though. Nobody listens to their parents until they're old and full of regret.

Yeah but you don't flirt with pals or desire them to sit on your face.

>>34700424
Women are psychotic, narcissistic, passive aggressive basket cases.
Treat them like domesticated pets and avoid them as best as you can or suffer for your naivety.

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Is it rude to casually ask a girl if she wants to have sex?

I can't do a push up

Can do lots of sit ups tho

Needa work out even when sore.

If its super painful type of sore you pushed too much or your form was wrong.

>>34700473
my hands felt liie they were being crushed the entire time. i'm 5'10 and weigh like 164 but none of that is muscle.

only on my left

does this mean I'm gay?

>>34700366
Left arm, yeah.

>>34700402
>>34700390
Are you both left handed?