>be me >wake up at 8am >hungry >open door >hear

>>34700717
>hungry
>open door
>hear roommate and his girlfriend in kitchen laughing
>close door
>go back to bed

Is this really what you frogfuckers do to avoid interacting with other people? What happens if your roommate stays in the kitchen all day would you not eat anything for the entire day?

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>>34700742
i have a back-up supply of pre cooked tendies in a box under my bed but they are cold and not very crispy so they are not nice to eat, i wish my roommate was a bit nicer to me

>>34700760

Maybe if you stopped being such a little bitch and stood up for yourself your roommate might stop treating you like a doormat and gain a bit of respect for you.

>>34700717
How do you become this pathetic

>>34700717

You wouldn't know what sex smells like. 0/10, that shit never ever happened.

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>>34700795
feels ralph man

that's a fuckin fight somebody blames me for something i didn't do, i will shit out my entire body and beat them to death with it

i'll fill the entire place up with thousands of oven trays, knitted christmas sweaters, bear traps, scrambled eggs and bee hives in a complex rube goldberg contraption designed to remove the winking cunts eye, no more normies in the pepe palace

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>>34700717
This is so pathetic that it's making me angry.

Tell that faggot to go fucking himself.

Have some self respect.

>>34700890
hey that's a good idea, also he never locks his room door so i could put an oven tray under his bed and then he will find it in the future and be so confused haha

>>34700717
I sincerely hope this isn't true and you're just memeing, otherwise this is too pathetic.

>>34700795
It's very simple, just be born autistic

>>34700742
i know ops feel as well. I think op's story is exacerbated but i have gone days without eating properly if the kitchen is busy.Its juat too much stress and effort being in the same room as people i hate. It sucks because i like cooking (not frozen shit) as well.

I dont clean up after cunts though - im not a cuckold. I keep my kitchen stuff hidden so only i use it.

>>34701127
>I dont clean up after cunts though - im not a cuckold. I keep my kitchen stuff hidden so only i use it.

how do you hide your oven?

>>34701142
the hobs cant get that dirty and i dont use the oven. Besides, my food only touches the pans and i can clean them easily.

>>34700742
nah I would just leave the house and go get food. I just hate talking to my house mate because he never shuts his mouth. Multiple times I've gone into the kitchen and he started talking, I went and took a shit and then played a game of CS:GO and he was still talking when I got a drink.

He never noticed I had left the room.

>>34701222
checKEKd

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>>34700717

yuor a fucking bitch, at least weaponise your autism and call him a kike faggot, pussy

>>34700717
For fucks sake. Eat a teaspoon of cement and HARDEN THE FUCK UP

Put laxatives in their foods.

It's like rat poision but more legal and more annoying.

>>34700742
Well for starters I live alone so other people aren't a problem
But I do have a dirty dishes problem, mostly because the kitchen is small and I end up getting it all dirty

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>>34700717
What a pussy. Seriously? Man the fuck up. When I had a roommate, I fucking left his shit alone . If they want to live like a pigsty, then leave them. Just wash your own shit and leave.

>>34701024
I've known autistists that wouldn't have backed down. This guy is jsu a pussy.

>>34700717
What the fuck? Why didn't you just beat the shit out of that cocksucker? God damn it robot, be a fucking man