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>You're fairly attractive. Perhaps we could go on a date?

I was 12, luckily I stopped trying to get girls shortly after that.

>>34705932
You are smalltime

Here's a text I sent my oneitis a week ago

"Yo.

You know what? I'm starting to realize I'm not as pathetic as I force myself to think. If I set
myself to a goal, I can make it. I can have anything I want, if I set my mind to it and work for it.
And you're on the easier side.

You've always been there for me. I can always rely on you to talk to. I know you said we couldn't work
out, but I'm done backing down. I'm going to achieve you, and I'mma do it right now.

I normally feel nervous when confessing to someone. Right now, I don't feel that in the slightest.
I know you want to take a risk.

Go out with me. No, I'm not saying "please". I'm not asking your permission like I did when I first
messaged you. You seemed unnattainable to me at some point, but right now you are absolutely within
my reach.

Go out with me."

She said yes

>>34705825

"I love you, what's your name?"

>>34705796
>Cowboy Bebop
>Neon Genesis Evangelion

Literally nothing else worth watching.

>>34705823

t. guy who's watched 2 anime

3 gatsu no lion
currently airing

>>34705788
blog post
sage
make it shorter next time FAGGOT

>>34705808
fuck you i just want someone to tell me how to combat this bullshit

>>34705788

>find any old hitler speech or writing
>needs to be not too long, of course, and translated
>find & replace "jews" -> "men"
>find & replace "germany" -> "workplace"
>etc
>email to teacher telling her you love her class and it inspired you to write this
>pasta hitler
>she will write back to praise your initiative

You'll be the teacher's pet and will ace everything for sure. Once your grade is submitted, post evidence to campus that she is literally Hitler.

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touch ur lips with hers

>>34705779
But there's more to it right?!

Make sure not to make your lips stiff, you want them relaxed while kissing her.

>>34705719
you really shouldn't batter it before you skin if you're doing deep fried doggo stew. i also question your choice of donuts as a side dish.

>>34705774
>you really shouldn't batter it before you skin if you're doing deep fried doggo stew. i also question your choice of donuts as a side dish.

Obviously I'll skin it first, I will make a nice little hat from the puppy pelt

those are actually cupcakes, not donuts, and cupcakes will go fine with dogmeat stew

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>>34705719
Please tell me you're gonna fuck it first

hostage bump

I did have some people kept breaking into my place and stealing stuff, at least one was a girl.

I shall prepare the noose, fine sir.

>>34705671
Because I'm trans. Literally the only way I can feel like a woman.

>>34705671
Because it's fun, along with the different hair options, armour looks way more varied on female characters. Depending on the game armors, you can create some very varied armor themes.

The only thing that sucks is the excessive high heels for something like full plate boots, looks retarded.

>>34705671
I play them becuase I want to be a woman and I am into RPing and ERPing. Most guys have no idea they are sending dick pics to a girly (man) or jacking off with me, they also buybme free stuff and give me items.

>>34705656
why not just make them your sugar daddies instead?
i can have multiple.
they can give cash or they can give you things, in turn of nudes and stuff i guess

>>34705656
catfishing neets or autists on steam is the easiest fucking thing in the world since steam is full of naive retards. The hardest part is having to put up with them for a month or however long it takes.

>>34705656
>41381048304324032 replies and 12891283 images ommited

>>34705611

No. I actually teach third graders at a public elementary school.

No, they're mostly adolescent edgelords with first world, suburban problems

>>34705611
I think a good chunk of us are I know I sure fucking am

No, just get fake ones.

Just get a bridge, simple.
How'd you lose them anyway?

>>34705622
i was eating chicken and i bit the fork too hard

>>34705538
>>inb4 stop watching incest porn
either that or suicide

>>34705538
I had a dream where a bunch of people in those weird realistic face masks hung me with razor wire.

What tips do you need?

It's just a stupid dream, forget about it

>>34705480
lmao that poem is shite hahahaha

>>34705501
thank, very constructive that was c:

>>34705480
Edgy

As someone with legitimate writing critique experience I feel that some advice is better than judging your work.

It's bad, corny, edgy, try-hard, and clearly written by a teenager. Do not worry though, just about everyone's poetry goes through this awful phase. Just keep writing and practicing. DO NOT forget to read as much as possible and study the work of accomplished authors and poets.

That's an ugly asian; ugly people give ugly blowjobs.

>Thinking anyone cares what their gf looks like from an angle they'll never see

Although desu I kind of like that fish face in porn. Looks comfy for my penis.

>>34705519
False.

Due to there facial features, most Asian grils, even the cute ones, will look like that when giving a bj.

Actually he is from reddit.

This is ribrary guy?

>>34705447
No he's probably from New York

>>34705425
I don't know where you should take her but I know where you should take this thread
>>>/Reddit/

>>34705425
Implying your tub of lard ass could keep up with her in a jog

>>34705425
>i was thinking on maybe a jog or something like that,

forget it, you are hopeless, call it off