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>black belt of dick sucking gamer gurrrrl

>Gamer girls
Seriously? Doesn't everyone and their grandmother play video games these days?
It's not cool if a girl just plays video games, it's cool if she has a real interest in it and plays more than just the mainstream trash games that are fed to her.

>>34753461
I BET THAT GAY WOMAN THINKS THAT THE NES CONTROLLERS PLUGS INTO THE GAME BOY, NETHERTHELESS KNOW'S WHAT NES IS STANDS FOR. HAHAHA SHE IS STUPID AND A 5/10

>>34753400
If you're uncircumcised, it is mathematically impossible for your penis to be attractive.

>Does a woman ever think "wow that is an attractive and handsome penis"
Yes

But not that one.

Why is the the meatus open like that?

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that was me

orugunal

>that guy that always throws the plasma grenades at me when i get the mantis before him in halo

> that guy who flashbanged the entire spawn every round start

>Define define
Originalio

>>34753366
Without any others.

>>34753376
X-plane meaning of subject/noun to best of ability

>confesses

fuck me dude that sounds autistic, dont tell me you told her you love her

you're meant to ask her out not spew your autism all over her shoes

All to familiar feel senpai

>>34753357
>fell in love with girl I went to uni with
>rejected me
>couldn't shake the feelings
>feel utterly defeated, feel like shit for months
>end of uni, got good grades
>she asked me if I wanted to go on holiday with her, another girl and 2 of my mates
>realise when I'm there that I've wasted multiple years on something that was never going to happen
>now have a qt nurse gf with big titties
>she's taking me to Malta in just over a week
>wants to meet my parents
>she's completely into me and I like her too
>we'll be an hour away from each other in a couple of months when she moves to london to work

Not sure if it's just cope but now I look back I don't even know why I was so into that girl. What a sad and pathetic waste of time it was.

>>34753283
Did they grant you a wish?

>>34753283
Greentext that shit

Originaliooriginally

>>34753333
Hahaha.

No, but I got a shit ton of equipment stolen.

you probably got immune to it

>>34753225

Probably found something better.

>>34754293
Your optimism bring a bittersweet smile to my face. Young naive soul.

make sure to discuss anime, azn chicks love that shit, gl

>>34753443
this has got to be a joke

>>34753212
yo shit teach me how to get jap cuties

>>34752938
You know what, nigga? Fuck it.

Just go, have a good time sledding, stop worrying so fucking much about whether or not she wants to fuck you and enjoy sliding down hills like you're fuckin' 5 years old.

If she starts gettin' a little friendly, act on it. Just don't make a big deal out of it.

Now fuck off.

>>34752993
Don't be rude, dude.

>>34753014
I'm being blunt. It's not worth sweating your balls off trying to find out if a chick likes you.

Women can smell desperation.

Your pepe has a black pixel in its eye and it's bothering me

>>34752919
>how do I find a place
your country should have a popular renting site, in the UK we have stuff like rightmove.co.uk

>furniture
It depends on what the landlord says, some leave it furnished, some is empty you have to do it yourself

>house
if you live alone you don't need this unless you want a big space, but it will be expensive

and rent of course

>>34752970
You used to not be able to post the same image more than once on /r9k/ so people started changing one pixel in paint so it would bypass the filter. That pixel has historic value

>>34752861
Looks like a douche bag, he probably has a shark tooth necklace

He's ugly as fuck. Why the hell would she let him fuck her?
t. female

>>34752861
No but that roastie is a piece of shit why couldn't she have just said no, she deserves mutilation

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cute anime characters and the cute boys who post them.

first for i liek mudkipz

watching a WC Fields film from the 40's lads.

It's quite shit.

Dimitri (the asmr fag) said that his favorite series was the wheel of time, convince me to bother to download it

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Just finished this a day ago
Was breddy gud

>>34752873
It's basically a rehash of Tolkien but with more action and no singing dwarves.

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>>34752720
Thankyou to the guys with 7+" dicks for satisfying women like I can't

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>>34752751
ding dong big dickary doo

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>>34752720
So jealous of Danny D's dick

>>34752670
Soon, brother
We will cut the lanklets down to size

fucking try it you frail 5 foot 5 ''men''

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Fuck off manlets, accept the fact that you're always gonna be little guys