>live in New York >storm is happening >playing vidya

>>34752938
You know what, nigga? Fuck it.

Just go, have a good time sledding, stop worrying so fucking much about whether or not she wants to fuck you and enjoy sliding down hills like you're fuckin' 5 years old.

If she starts gettin' a little friendly, act on it. Just don't make a big deal out of it.

Now fuck off.

>>34752993
Don't be rude, dude.

>>34753014
I'm being blunt. It's not worth sweating your balls off trying to find out if a chick likes you.

Women can smell desperation.

>>34752993
OP, close the thread, do exactly this.

this is the best advice you'll get from r9k, and it's damn good advice.

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Pro-tip: do a prat-fall and 'hurt your elbow.'

Make her feel guilty and get her to do stuff for you.

Do it in a fun cutesy way. Work up to the kiss.

>>34753149
Should I bury her in snow and throw snowballs at her?

>>34753228
At this point you should bury her in the dirt.

I imagine the ground's hard as shit though.

>>34753243
Why would ii bury her in dirt? If I do that how will I get laid?

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>>34753228
Pro-tip: you can conceal stones inside of 'snowballs' before throwing them.

It's a great way to 'accidentally' teach her a lesson about throwing things at people!

>>34753300
Thanks anon. I'll be sure to show her that I'm in charge

Do what >>34752993 says.