Does a woman ever think "wow that is an attractive and handsome

>>34753400
If you're uncircumcised, it is mathematically impossible for your penis to be attractive.

>Does a woman ever think "wow that is an attractive and handsome penis"
Yes

But not that one.

Why is the the meatus open like that?

Nah. Dicks are fucking ugly, and this is coming from a girl. I've never met a girl that genuinely thought dicks looked nice.

They probably only notice if it's a particularly ugly one. Kind of like how they don't really understand what a nice engine looks like, but they'll recognize one that's just a hunk of shit rusting outside.

My wife tells me that I've got a pretty attractive dick.

>>34753400
Uncircumcised dicks are ugly as shit.

>>34753433
>mathematically impossible
what a retarded way to shill a retarded idea

They probably only recognize when a dick looks really ugly. Kind of like how they can't recognize a nice engine, but if one's rusting outside on someone's lawn they know it's a hunk of shit.

>>34753400
>tfw i had a fag say my dick was perfect

>>34753466
>>34753501
>posting the same thing twice

You're a fag.

Dicks are an acquired taste. People who suddenly acquire a dick will often try to rip it off from disgust, kinda like leeches.

They probably only have their attention drawn to it when it's a really ugly penis. Kind of like how they can't make sense of the intricacies of a nice engine, but its deficiencies become plainly apparent to them if it's just a hunk of shit rusting outside on someone's lawn.

>>34753503
lemme see
oregano

>>34753400
Aw it's kinda cute. reminds me of a babby naked mole rate.
would suckle for cummies.

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Dicks can be really beautiful!

>>34753654
you first origioli

>>34753592
this might have some truth to it
used to hate looking at dicks
now i cant get my eyes off

They probably only take note when it's a really hideous dick. Kind of like how they can't tell how a nice engine looks, but if one is just rusting outside, they know it must be a hunk of shit.

>>34753465
more confirmation that women have shit taste

>>34753718
i am ugly ;_______;
icecrem

>>34753466
>>34753501
>>34753593
>>34753745
hopefully this sates your (you) needs. pls stop.

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>>34753433
Please reevaluate this statement

>>34753400
yeah, dicks can be nice, personally i think uncircumcised look better usually, but really it depends on other factors as well
but yeah there is such a thing as aesthetically pleasing dick

Roastie here.
Neither?
I think dicks are pretty gross. I only really take special note if it's fucked up and ugly. Maybe by contrast this makes me appreciate the well-proportioned ones on some level.

But no, I've never looked at a random dick and liked it or gotten aroused.

As for wanting it inside me, I'm pretty grossed out by sex if I think about it too much. So yeah I can feel "Wow I'm pretty horny sure would be nice to have a phallic object thrusted in and out of me without getting tennis elbow doing it myself" but I'm not the type to want a DICK specifically inside me.

That's just me though.

>>34753400
My gf smiled from ear to ear when she saw my penis for the first time and she loudly said "Wow, you have such a good looking penis! The head is so beautiful"

She also really likes I have big balls, so I guess at least some women do think about that

>>34753834
This is all the proof you need that women don't even deserve dicks. Go and fuck a doorknob next time.

>>34753433
Cutfags at it again.

Why does the mouth open like that?

>>34754310
yes the overcompensation never fails to amuse.
the realization that one's penis had been irreparably mutilated is too much for many to take, and so they attack and ridicule the way a penis was MEANT to be, as a defence mechanism.

>>34753834
>Roastie here
you can stay.

>>34754320
When thrusting, the skin around the head pulls back and pulls the flesh open, allowing for more semen to spill when cumming.

Simple biology

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>>34753804
Dude, this is gross

>>34754320
It's screaming for help.

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>>34754425
untrue baka

>>34753400
Femanon here. I consider uncut penises more attractive.

>>34754520
If anyone deserved circumcision, it should be you, I'm gonna throw up

>>34753400
why my gf doesnt suck my dick? she said she sucked pussys but not dicks wtf? is she gay?

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>>34754527
>preferring cheesy earthworm cocks
You're probably just a femanon (male)

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>>34754555
Stay mad at a trie feminine benis, cutlett

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>tfw no 10/10 asian ladyboi with perfect uncut feminine penis for nourishment

>>34754579
Is your junk hairy/smelly/generally unclean?

>>34754927
Only hairy, She lick it and masturbate me but I can't make her suck it.
I am gonna shave and try again next week

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I've dated a girl who immediately said I had a nice dick the first time she saw it. She was also the only girl I've ever dated who swallowed my cum. It's probably the same as vaginas really. Men think some vaginas are really cute, whereas others are gross and sloppy and discolored.

>tfw cut
My penis is the ugliest one I have ever seen, it's honestly whats keeping me from forming a relationship with a qt

>>34755078
botched by dr shekelstein?

Another female here. I've only ever seen my boyfriend's dick in person and he's uncut, like most men where I live. Much prefer it but maybe it's what I'm used to. Can't watch porn with uncircumcised dicks

>>34755131
Yes and whats worse it happened when I was 20, really a shit life I've been given

>>34755195
* can't watch porn with circumcised dicks, I meant

>>34755202
ouch...hope it was phimosis or something and not not extreme poor judgment.
how bad did it hurt? did they put you under? did you sue shekelstein?

>>34754520
poast moar cute penis

>>34755202
>getting cut at 20
should have listened to r9k anon

>>34755244
I had a short frenulum or so I was told, I chose to lenghten it but they cut m while i was asleep. It was somehow painful because they fucked up the firs time and I had to go back twice for surgery. i didn't sue because I hid it from my parents because of shame so I'm just stuck with my mutilated dick I never wanted

that's life I guess kek

>>34755320
dude
they fucked your dick up
sue them into the stoneage...there may still be time you could be rich and buy like a blind wife who can't see it

>>34755320
what? you told them to do some shit with your frenulum and instead they circumsized you? and you didnt sue?

fuck you.

I cannot fucking believe there are men in this thread who think their gfs compliment their cocks because they just can't contain their love and aesthetic appreciation for penis.

They're just trying to make you feel good about yourself so you'll get more aroused and finish faster.

>>34755391
>>34755405
w-well, what can I do it's just the way it went, if I even sued someone they would just bring out papers I signed like an idiot before surgery and those probably include the possibility of getting cut, I dunno

I mean it's a very shameful thing for me, I'd rather not bring it up to attention more than it needs to

>>34755320

You fucked up, you could have solved your problem yourself by "frenulum tying". There's a rather large community online dedicated to it, lots of dudes have a tight frenulum, it's literally something you can fix at home.

>>34755467
I know I fucked up, I've been thinking that everyday for the last 3 years and I probably will for the rest of my life. Shouldnt have trusted people like that but my 20 yo self never had any bad experience with anyone, so how could I think it would happen?

>>34755463
what the fuck. what the serious fuck.

you set the precedent that that is ok. that doctor will probably do it to other people because you didnt do anything about your botch job. seriously. you are a total wimp. that is a word i had never used in my life. i feel pretty shitty for saying it, but its true.

you should look into suing.

>>34755463
at least talk to a lawyer bro, gross negligence causing significant damage to your quality of life.
it's your dick bro, do it for him.
also...can i see it plz? no bully i promise i'm just so curious

>>34755524
I wanna see it. Post your cock right now.

>>34755583
I may be a wimp about this but it's about my fucking genitals being aesthetically fucked forever, I mean yeah, it's very irritating to just think about it

>>34755631
>but it's about my fucking genitals being aesthetically fucked forever
that's the point. i dont understand why you are sad about it instead of being livid and seeking revenge from that normie doctor.

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>>34755612
maybe I will after all my m8s think I'm gay because I stopped showering with them ahahah

pls no bully

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RATE MY ORIGINAL AS FUCK COCK

>>34755765
Looks normal. Fuck you.

>>34755799
OwO nice

>>34753688
sauce? oranguru commentu

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>>34754390
this is bullshit
oregabnoooooooooooooooooooo

>>34755819
the fuck you smokin half of it is a red sausage

>>34755765
not as bad as you made it seem, just looks like your head is recessed into the shaft a bit.. i can't see anyone being repulsed by it.
>speaking as a bi guy who's sucked a few dicks when asked...i wouldn't hesitate.
i once had a guy with a big piercing in his dick, i found that way more offputting than yours.
i would still recommend consulting a lawyer though.

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rate my cock pls. am i a dicklet??

>>34753458

when your dick is dry the foreskin pulls it back opening the hole. It's annoying but you get used to it

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>>34755873
this is suckable to you guys? on what fucking planet have I been living

>>34755938
it's really not that bad. (for a cutfag)
yes i'd blow you without hesitation.
fags are very forgiving. send them pics of your cock on grindr and i promise you it won't take you too long to find a fag to beg you to suck it.

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>>34753688
why are cut fags sperging so much about foreskins, a healthy uncut dick look very much like this one, size aside

>>34753433
I honestly can't stand most porn cause the of all the circumcised penises; they look so scarred and dry.

There's just something that really gets me going seeing a foreskin glide up and down the head.

>>34756038
well thanks anyway, if I ever turn gay at least I know Ill be getting some.

>>34755765
>>34755938
It doesn't look that bad, but they still fucked up so you should definately talk to a lawyer.

>>34755799
>Grabbing and pushing by the base
That's cheating, anon.

>>34756099
took me a long time to work up the courage to turn bi. one night i got drunk af and decided to try grindr, had someone gagging on my cock 30 min later...for the first time in a long long time.
my dick didn't care what gender the mouth was it was in. best decision of my life. gave me confidence. even met a 8/10 asian ladyboi and destroyed her tight little bpucci twice.
given me the confidence to interact with women much better too, and when that fails...boot up grindr.

>>34753834
This is why you should never ask for female opinions on r9k. All the women here are mentally ill and their opinions don't reflect the rest of the population.

>tfw cut, scarred and discolored dick head

Had it because of injury in childhood but I managed to remove most of discoloration and make the skin even all with iodine(I've discovered this procedure recently). Just waiting for it to heal fully and add keratinization with lactic acid...

In a couple of weeks will have my dick again and I'm above average. Hope this helps some anons.

>>34753804
i'm not even gay and i would suck that ding dong.

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>>34756240
I think you responded to the wrong anon, but that's still interesting to hear.

Grindr is dead in my country, but I've been thinking about setting my Tinder to look for guys just to see if I were to get more matches.

>>34755765
>>34755938

Show erect.

>tfw cut and now have incurable eczema on the head of my dick

It literally looks like I have an STD. Doctor prescribed steroid cream but it always comes back again when I stop using it.

>>34755765
that is a super ugly cock
>tfw would still suck because your body is hot

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>>34756382
right
>>34756240
is meant for
>>34756093


there is craigslist as well, more sketch but i've had a few successes.
not trying to convert you or anything just relating how much my quality of life improved when i decided not to give a fuck about labels. bi straight gay...who gives a fuck just get your dick sucked.

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>>34756443
this is really last one tho

>>34756647
looks completely normal from this angle. chad tier even
gtfo of here and go stick that in somebody's hole

>>34756647
would suck unless your face is hideous

>>34756733
very well the, you helped me realise I may have blown his into a bigger matter than it originally was

I shall look into lawyers too, aint nobody that called me a wimp ad got away with it

>>34753400
mtf, I like some

Just not that one

>>34756771
glad to help. i was plagued by a lot of phantom insecurities for a long time. you obsess over them and can't step outside of yourself to realize you're making into a bigger deal than anyone else ever will.
and yea sue that butcher, teach him that chopping dicks is not okay.

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>>34756771
You go get em', tiger.

>>34756448
try iodine or collodial silver, dmso might help also... google first.

>>34755853
Ava Dalush.
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