There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with being obsessed with

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cute anime characters and the cute boys who post them.

first for i liek mudkipz

watching a WC Fields film from the 40's lads.

It's quite shit.

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>>34752866

>He has his anime characters

>I have sex on a regular basis

STOP BULLYING AZULAD

>>34752893
Why not have both? Anime and sex with cute boys that it.

Decided being angry about everything is less painful than being upset tbqh

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>>34752866

>tfw you make a heterobiaryl compound so sterically congested that the proton signals for the methylene substituents ortho- to the aryl-aryl linkage split into doublets due to geminal coupling

I came to know this feel today lads

>>34752916

I doubt you even get sex with men desu.

anyone got any house plants, or desk plants, need something to make my flat not seem fucking awful desu

>>34752918
Are you the angry virgin in the last thread?

>>34752954
I had a cactus once. Must have had it a good couple of years before it died

>>34752964
As in you're calling them a virgin or they definitely are one?
Maybe and no respectively

are you very materialistic, lads?

>>34752964
Is this the anon who's gf left him for Chad and his mother agreed she was better off doing so?

>>34752915
but its so fun to bully him.
>>34752944
uh-huh...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj4TNyAsfRk

>>34752996
Not really. I learned relatively early (compared to normoes at least) that buying things doesn't provide lasting happiness. I don't buy new clothes or new electronics unless I absolutely need to. Last big purchase was a new mobile 8 months ago and that was my first smartphone.

Still not entirely convinced I need a smartphone to be fair but I guess having mobile internet is nice also it's cool to have the ability to take photos and videos.

>>34753048
all hail burial t b h

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Just photographed this creature living behind a kitchen cupboard, am I going to be eaten alive tonight now that I have disturbed it?

>>34753075
fuck all that lad
MOVE RIGHT AWAY

>Danny Dyer as Doctor Who
Might get me to actually watch it for once, haven't seen that since the first Matt Smith one

>>34752996
I'm not sure, for most things I'm of the "if it aint broke don't fix it" mentality but at the same time I agree with the saying "buy cheap buy twice" for certain items so I'm not sure where I stand

>>34753075
Just an old spiderweb covered in dust you scaredy cat.

>>34753089
Matt Smith ruined it and I've never watched it since, even with THE REEL FUTBALL FACTOREE dude I'd refuse

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>>34752831

Who's looking forward to more rare Elliots this spring?

>>34753089
Would be cool if he didn't play the character of Dr Who but rather just Dr Who became Danny Dyer so all of Dr Who's adventures and problems would be solved by Danny Dyer trying to batter the aliums.

Dads being a prick with his shitty videos again.
Sat down to watch shit on YouTube on the TV and he walks in and starts fucking watching every video he sees on Facebook at max fucking volume, not a single sorry

>Radio 6 at work all day every day

Literally "music" for twats
Why is it all such dross? Who is this station aimed at?

>>34753125
IM HERE ON THE PLANET XERNON PRIME WHERE THE NAUGHTIEST FIRMS LIVE

THIS PLANET TAKES FOOTBALL SERIOUSLY AND THEIR FIRMS SHOW IT, WE INTERVIEW THEIR TOP BOY XERGOF THE CONQUORER

>>34753119
Is it all but confirmed that it was his dad who did the photo dump? Let's be real no one else could have had those photos; they were family photos and he wanted to share them with the only people in the world who perhaps saw his son as something other than an autismal monster (even if they were themselves severely autismal).

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>>34752831
Then where is the pic with Brady you gay boy?
Why have one serial killer in the OP pic when you can have 2?

>tfw stuck in East Devon

can't wait to see Danny Dyer fucking nutmeg some space-gooks desu lads

>>34753084
I wish I'd never looked behind there now, hate these old houses and the hidden horrors waiting to pounce.
>>34753106
>spiderweb
Eek! Spiders are even worse!

>>34753155

No, just some average /Britfeel/ robot.

>>34753214
How would they get such photos? Some of them are family photo album tier.

>>34753158

>Implying you're actually in East Devon and not West Dorset.

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I've been forgetting to clear the threadwatcher on this pc so it's just accumulated britfeels

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WEST CHESHIRE HYPE!

FROM NORTHERN STAFFORDSHIRE TO SOUTHERN MANCHESTER, THE CHESHIREMEN REIGN SUPREME!

>>34753132
better than radio 1 at my work. fucking nick grimshaw is an annoying prick and the music is complete shit.

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>>34753233

Peter uploaded them to his website a few days before I googled "Peter Rodger Soumaya Elliot Morocco" and that lead to a photo of the family in Morocco, that linked to a massive album of about 160 pictures

>>34753286

stockport represent
SK motherfucker, teach you the king you know

>Just had a poo. As I stared ahead of me at the framed cat photo on the wall and felt the pressure, I knew it was a big load. Must have took about 5 seconds in total for all the poo to leave my body truth be told. I stood up, wiped once to clear the surface poo on my bum, was about to drop the paper in below but a thought struck me. "Look at your poo".

>A proper mad idea I thought. I'd never really took much notice of my poo before, but this time was different. This was no normal poo, it felt kind of... special. I felt that as it left my bum. I knew I had to look. I held the smelly poo paper in my left hand, steadied my stance, took a deep breath, and turned around. I looked down into the bog and what I saw changed me. SMELLY POO POO PEE LADS. STINKY POO POO PEE PEE AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE.

Chiminy Crackers lads. I almost just accidentally copy and pasted this to my sister. Almost didn't notice before pressing send. Think I would have had to end my life. Would literally have no idea how to explain it.

>>34753286
Shrewsbury here, make way!

grandparents live in Winscombe and it seems to be a really nice place. That is all.

>Friday tomorrow
>will be able to take drugs and be temporarily comfy at the weekend

who /spiritsliftingwageslave/ here?

>>34752987
He clearly is a virgin. He was absolutely raging that I'd had sex. Livid. It made me laugh out loud. He actually cheered me up a bit after getting dumped today.

>>34753310
kekking hell

>>34753337
same here lad, gonna get smashed on my homebrew ale and watch shit black and white films all weeekend

>>34753286
I'm technically in Merseyside but I have a CH postcode. Can I join in.

How many people live in your town according to wikipedia

>3140

>Read manga
>Cute, strong tomboy waifu shows up
>Feel inspired to be a man, to become fit and buy a knife and drink whiskey
>Motivation lasts all of a week tops, then I go back to being the pathetic little prison gay autist who jacks off to traps every night

>>34753418
42,303

thats a lot of cucks

>>34753418
Apparently 26,885
I thought it would be less

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>>34753245
I reside in more of the green area than the red area anon

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>>34753418
34,432 in boring town East Devon lad

>>34753418

30,481.

I feel like your village has such a small, specific population, I could probably find where you live.

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Ran out of grapefruits lads. AM MAD AS FUCK LADS

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>>34753418
42,210

And none of them will let me fuck them.

i have go to Southampton for it.

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>>34752866
posting waifu hope everyone had a nice day

Autistic people will never know this feel.

>>34752954
I had two recently, they died.

>>34752996
I don't buy many things, I tend to go for things that will last. e.g dont think I bought anything for myself really the last 6 months of 2016, then dropped about 2K on a PC workstation.

>>34753531
>none of the ones I want to fuck will let me fuck them

FTFY

>>34753310
Should be
>AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE SEE desu
Did she replied?

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>>34753418
I don't like how we've now got double the amount of blacks since the last census.

>>34753516
Off to ASDA in that case lads. CIAO.

SMELLY POO POO SMELLY PEE PEE PEE

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evening lads

it's almost the weekend and for once it feels good, and i feel like doing some weekend drinking. my latest idea was drinking coffee and vodka together, moar suggestions welcome because i need to drown my feels in alcohol for now

>>34753563
>I had two recently, they died.

You mean, you killed them

How are you ever going to provide for a family of your own if you can't even take care of a stupid plant?

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Lads I want to buy a new watch. Can I get opinions on pic related please? I think it looks very classy personally. If you know of any other similar watches please post em. Cheers /big lads/. Will have a look when I get back from ASDA with me grapefruits.

>>34753418
about 80,000. They all use the sodding bank at the same time as I need to as well

good but cheapish mechanical keyboards lads? preferably blue tooth but

>>34753628
>coffee and vodka
Sounds rank. from my experience don't mix alcohol into a hot drink. I tried a gunfire which was rum and black tea and it was foul.

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really makes you think desudeesu

>>34753628
>feel like doing some weekend drinking
Every weekend should be weekend drinking .

>>34753628

Laddo, why not try a espresso martini? Difficult to make well but absolutely beautiful when you manage it.

>>34753639
Yeah I killed them, I'd hope my child doesn't die of over hydration on a teaspoon of water, then be too dumb to open the curtains himself to photosynthesise

>>34753677
Seems like bit of a stretch. They're just supposed to be it's feet.

>>34753577
I didn't actually send it. Accidentally copy and pasted it into the fb messenger text box. But its so small that you can only see two lines. Only caught it because my autism made me rewrite my message a few times.

>>34753694

Absolute savage. Great response, anon.

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Good evening, /britfeel!

How have your days been and what have you guys been up to?

Hope you're all doing well and whatever you've got up to/have planned makes you happy!

Is gamble anon still around?


>>34753677
WHAT.
No way, I always thought they were big paws or something.
beef flavour best flavour desu

>>34752866
Cheeky husbando post

Why so shirts crease themselves in the wardrobe lads?

Like if you iron something the previous night it will be crease free in the morning but if you leave that ironed shirt a few days it will be creased when you get it out.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-37786606

>beta gets a delicious chinese waifu
>kills her
>is going to jail

what a fucking idiot that yellow queen should have been mine

>>34753732
They were succulents btw, I was a master of incompetence with them.
Over water
too little sunlight
under water
over water again
under water again

>brother talking loudly to his friends whilst gaming
>doesn't have a bedroom door
>I even made him a microphone amp yet he still shouts

This goes on for hours each night.

>>34753761
Fucking welsh cunt

>>34753757
>wears shirts
>owns an iron and a wardrobe

Fuck off normie

>>34753766
flash the router with custom firmware so you can throttle his connection when he's being a cunt

>>34753766
>>doesn't have a bedroom door
You live in a fucking hut or some shit?

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>>34753743
they are paws, I just ate a pack

>>34753677

I'm feeling dizzy, lads. Someone grab me.

>>34753772
The welsh are nothing but trouble. We should take their women and divide them among us and then kill the men

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>>34753743
I bought I new coat today. I was sick of just wearing hoodies

Just boiled an egg lads

>>34753780
Its one of those shitty black sky routers that are locked down tighter than nuns cunt.

>>34753784
Its a loft room without a proper staircase, just a ladder because my parents are cheap and we don't have room for an additional staircase.

>>34753743
Trying to get a Turkey in Yakuza desu
Taking a break from Nioh for a bit
Thinking I'm going to quit my job. I suck at it, it's shitty and low paid and I feel morally compromised. All these things considered, I'm going to stop and just do other tasks I can manage.

In other news, diet and sobriety are going alright.

Going to watch some Star Trek TNG and drink precisely one beer.

BIG NIGHT IN LADS

>>34753786
haha great joke anon

>finishing up bedroom
>everything out, ready for the wallpaper to be hung and flooring put in except one thing
>need to strip the skirting
>i don't want to but i also don't really want to pay for it
>it's just been an empty room for three months

>>34753089
I read this as Danny devito

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>>34753674
i don't know lad, from what i've heard it's actually quite nice but i'll never know until i try it

>>34753679
i need some sort of self control in my life anon but i'm going through a rough patch right now so i need this

>>34753683
sound idea m8, i'm gonna fuck it up but that's my sort of shit lad

>>34753798
You a chav?

>>34753830

You've made me want a beer and I don't have any in

Fuck you, buddy

>>34753843
what joke? you can't deny they're not claws

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>>34753815
>Its one of those shitty black sky routers that are locked down tighter than nuns cunt.
Buy another router, rename the sky box to something else, name your new router the same name/pass as the sky router, then have your cheeky router forward all traffic to the sky router

>>34753868
I'm a shut in with social anxiety. I'm not a chav in the slightest. it was on offer and I thought it was a nice coat. what's wrong with it?

oh jesus that was a smelly fart lads

>>34753875
You underestimate just how locked down and hard sky make it, the router is literally line locked and they don't give you a username and password to use your own.

Also the MER encapsulation is a custom variant that hardly any routers seem to support.

>>34752831
So is this a /britfeel/ thread?
Or is it a /frog and feels/?

>>34753898
Peajackets and Overcoats look more professional.

>>34753934
/britfeel/ only, if you aint a tesco lad bad you need to get out

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So I've got about 18 months left of apprenticeship shit left. Not sure whether so just rent after I start getting a proper wage or to start saving a deposit for a mortgage now.

>>34753945
I'm on benefits I don't need to look "professional"

>>34753958
oh my fuck i fucked that up goddamnit

>>34753976
>not wearing a three piece suit to get milk from tesco

No wonder you're a virgin

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>>34753997
I'd rather not look like this thanks

>>34753945

But if you're not a professional you can wind up looking like a div.

>>34754018
Is that a robot doing a Mr Bean impression?

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>>34754018
You don't want to look like a classy young chap?

>>34753973
>Falling for the boomers pressure to own a house just so they can shift their shitty houses on to you at a massive premium.

Hold out for the crash

>>34754018
>>34754039
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1He0gMTdfJy

>>34753976
dunno think it would be fun to lord it over the bennies providers

>>34753786
Oh phew, thanks anon. Everything is okay with the world again.
Speaking of crisps, fancy some wotsits? I mean cheesy wiggles.

>>34753798
Looks neat anon, I like it!

>>34753829
I'm still playing Yakuza too, I think I'm on chapter 9 - keep getting distracted by everything else in the game!

Sorry to hear about your employment troubles, friendo. Have you thought about apprenticeships?

Dieting and going sober is a massive undertaking, major props for doing both and doing well! Especially alongside the job stress, I have a lot of respect for you.

>>34753830
TNG is maximum comfy, enjoy anon!

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>>34754041
So go for a rent for a couple years while saving up till it all tumbles down?

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>>34753786
Ahhh I forgot to bring the cheesy wiggles!

>God Tier

Morrisons

>Good tier

Sainsburys

>Okay tier

Waitrose
Asda
Aldi

>Eh tier

Farmfoods/Iceland
Lidl

>Shit tier

Tesco

>Fucking shit, just fucking shit tier

Marks and Spencers

>Fuck off tier

Ocado

>>34754071
House prices are going up and the only people still buying are morons burning their entire inheritances on deposits even before their poor old gran is buried. This can only continue for so long before they even wise up and drop out of the game.

UK is the only country where it's this expensive to live and this MUSTBUYHOUSE mentality is drummed into you from parents/boomers/the media.

If you really must by get a better deal in a nice part of europe instead.

>>34754079
Hahaha asda is clearly overgod tier. Get a grip lad.

>>34754079

>having brand loyalties

Just shop from whatever's closest, you fucking supplicant.

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>>34754078
move over, king of maize snacks coming through

>>34754119
>Just shop from whatever's closest
so support Tesco then?

>>34754111
I'm in no rush to but I was talking to a few people who are convinced buying is better but they are all gen x/boomers. I was originally going to rent but I was beginning to doubt myself. Thanks for the opinion friendo.

>>34754038
that's reviewbrah

he does fast food reviews on youtube, he's a strange little sperg but he's endearing

>>34754131
Wew lad, we don't all work in classy call centres like you.

>>34754111
>MUSTBUYHOUSE mentality

I hate people who keep saying this. You realise you're trying to normalise not having a house right?

>>34754079
>Waitrose
More like posh twat tier

>>34754119
I buy all my food from aldi. what's the point in spending more when it all tastes more or less the same?

when was the last time you told your mum you loved her

>>34753418

46,853

Banbury

oreganions

>>34754079
UH OH GOT OURSELVES A TIER LIST EVERYONE STAY CALM

>>34754143
Keep in mind everyone over 45 paid a fraction what we have to. and anyone over 60 paid almost nothing.

My parents paid about 40K for their house I think, now it's worth over half a million. You can't listen to these people seriously when wages haven't followed suit with these prices.

>>34754150
No I'm trying to normalise not paying 200K for a terraced house next door to poleaboo

>>34754173
I CAN'T M8

I CAN'T HANDLE IT

LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW

LITERALLY SHAKING

>>34754119
>confusing having an indepth knowledge of deals and fresh produce with brand loyality

>>34754114
Wrong

>>34754151
There's two waitrose's in Glasgow. One in Bearsden and one on Byre's Road. The bearsden one is just old people getting their free coffee. It's alright but it's overpriced. I've never been in the Byre's road one but I imagine it's full of cunts.

>>34754111
>UK is the only country where it's this expensive to live and this MUSTBUYHOUSE mentality is drummed into you from parents/boomers/the media.

So it's better to pay rent to a landlord for 10-20 years, then get evicted and have nothing to show for the 100-200,000 GBP you spent over that time?

>About to go visit my parents
>Feels like the hair at the back of my head has grown over an inch in 2 days and now looks a right fucking mess.

>>34754199
It's normal to want to have a house. The media keeps talking about the "silly must buy a house mentality" of young people because it's trying to normalise not being able to afford a house.

Instead of playing along with their game you should be angry our generation can't afford one.

>>34754231
>Spending 20 years of your life paying off a terraced house next door to poleaboo
^ is this any better?

Why can't you people understand I'm not saying NEVERBUYAHOUSE i'm saying don't burn your entire inheritance on a pile of garbage that might be worthless if people like you stop holding the abusive market up

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>>34753743
playing as goblins in total war, actually winning this time.

always good to see you post lad.

>>34754278

What's the alternative? Live in a shipping container? Suicide?

>>34753418
85,106

Pretty perfect size desu, not too many people but not too small either

Bf has been on the phone to his brother for over an hour talking about fake news and Donald Trump. I wouldn't mind but he has drunk an entire bottle of wine that I got as a gift for my birthday.

Absolute bastard.

>>34754231
>So it's better to pay rent to a landlord for 10-20 years, then get evicted and have nothing to show for the 100-200,000 GBP you spent over that time?

Yeah. The alternative is being in debt for 20 years for massive amounts of money and if you fancy moving then you're fucked.

>>34754243
I own my house because my grandfather left it to me.

I can't imagine not having a house you own.

>>34754155
Because it doesn't and you're a pleb for thinking otherwise.

>>34754339
Were your parents pissed?

>>34754360
No they're both dead.

He was my last family member.

>>34754393
Damn I'm sorry lad

>>34754018
He's looking dapper af, y'all are just jelly

>>34754307
We don't give two fucking shites about your problems, sodomite.

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You are all FUCKING
CHEESE PUFFS
wotsits or any variation are fucking grim lad

When my nan dies, wouldn't it make more sense for my parents to give me her house for free than sell it?

>>34754478

You cared enough to respond, faggot. Ignore it and it goes away. Stop trying to be so edgy.

>>34754506

>boomers
>making sense

I wouldn't count on it anon

>>34754506
The capital gains tax might be pretty high on it though, would you/they be able to pay it?

>>34754526
>you cared enough to respond :^)
Informing you that we don't give a shit about your problems is in no way an indication that we give a shit about your problems.

Bender logic seems worse than woman logic.

>>34754565
No inheritance tax on estates worth below 350k. This house is worth 200k

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https://stv.tv/news/uk/1380272-teenager-rejected-for-waitress-job-with-crying-emoji/

>basic answers aren't enough for a temp waitressing job at some restaurant

also i'd creampie this slut so hard

Thoughts on The Wright Stuff? Annoyed me this morning. Some bloke was saying that we have a duty to look after our own homeless and poor before we deal with Syrian refugees. Wright argued that it was our responsibility for bombing them. The guy said it didn't make sense to punish the homeless on that basis and he get all upset because he wouldn't stop mentioning them since he saw it as a separate issue. He also seemed to imply that it might be their fault, whereas the refugees were blameless.

>>34754599
>200k
why would you want to live in a shed though?

>>34753310
Haha, I remember almost sending a link to the realdoll website to my friend one time.

>>34754649
All morning/noon tv is shit.

So my cousin from India came over (he brought his bike and cycled to our house from the airport, lol) to stay for a week. He was excited to tell us all how he works in a call centre for AOL, and that he works for about 200 rupees an hour (that's about 3 pounds an hour). He says he may save up and come to the UK.

So imagine the look on my smug paki face when I tell him I work for the top call centre in Manchester, earning more than double his wage an hour. Of course I waited for him to brag about his job first before unloading this bombshell on him.

My cousin had always berated me at family gatherings, felt so good to put him down like this.

>>34754662
Did you buy a realdoll?

Too expensive for me but I have considered one of those Japanese "40lbs of pussy and ass" things

>>34753639
>How are you ever going to provide for a family of your own

What part of '2K on a PC workstation' did you not understand?

>>34754599
I wasn't clear. As in, if your parents give it to you, there are capital gains on the transfer even if it's for free as a gift. It would be 20% of a number calculated from Market value - some allowable expenditure/allowances

Could end up being a bit even if you can convince them.

>>34754679
you forgot your tripcode poleaboo

>>34754506
>Boomers
>Thinking about the plight of their kids, ever
hahaha funny story anon

>flatmate hasn't washed up in so long that his one of his pates has copious amounts of mold on it

>>34754648
>types out "answers we're "like" basic"
>in charge of hiring

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>>34754669
Pretty much all TV is pleb tier these days, just look how people like this cunt behave in interviews.

>>34754648
id be more worried about adding kisses to a job email. wtf kind of place is this.

>>34754830
pile em up outside his door

>>34754686
Na, I'm far too poor for that shit. I was looking at the site because I'd saw a thread about them.

I kind of want one of the huge pussy/ass things to use as a pillow. I can even put my phone inside it so I don't have to worry about it falling off the bed.

>>34754648
>And answers we're "like" basic :D x

What does this mean? I assume the manager is making fun of the girl using "like" but I don't understand how. Is he saying that the girl was asked a question about the restaurant and the girl said that they were "like a basic restaurant"?

>>34754891
Normies add kisses to everything. My sister puts kisses in her texts to me but she won't kiss me in real life, well she probably would if I went for it but she never initiates.

>>34754891
think that's just roastie passive aggression, think it's supposed to signal "think am bothered?"

>>34754917
She (can guarantee it was a she) meant to say "your answers were "like" basic"

>>34754648
>"Whether you're an employee or a customer you shouldn't be treated like that."
you're neither you stupid roastie

>>34754958
>Roastie gets treated poorly for the first time in her beefy existence
>Such a tragedy it makes the fucking news.

>>34754648
Why is her picture in the article? Are we supposed to wank over it? I looked up her facebook and her profile is private so odds of me wanking to it are slim to none.

In fact! I will say that I will almost likely never wank to her.

Who's with me?

>>34755004
You just hit the nail on the head.

I might get in touch with journalists next time I'm treated like shit. I'm sure they'll definitely care about a fat, scruffy 29 year old getting treated badly.

>>34754294
Keep being a winning goblin, ganbatte!

Always good to see a friendly jun post too friendo!

>>34755074
>>34755004
>be me
>apply for job
>four months go by
>i remember I applied for a job
>"oh well I guess I didn't get it"

>be roastie
>apply for job
>manager texts you you didn't get the job
>she actually replies again to tell you why

Is this what life is like for roasties? What the fuck

>>34754909
I would but he's in and out so much I don't want to risk it,

>>34755113
It's more like

>Apply for the job
>Get the job

>>34755113
Trying a bit too hard to correlate there mate. If you get to interview stage, like she did, you get told if you have the job or not.

>>34755167
I've literally never had an interview where they said if I got it or not

>>34755206
Well I literally have multiple times so what are we going to do about this impasse?

>>34755226
>copying my manner of speaking in an effort to mock me

You work at Miller & Carter Steakhouse don't you

>>34753663
Speed master eh, You must be rich give us a sub.

>There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with being obsessed with Serial Killers

this OP is so white

fucking nora lads, mum's watching corrie next to me and there's an actual 20+ virgin story going on

she's fucking laughing and everything, the secondhand shame I'm feeling is incredible. surely she knows I'm a KHV too

>>34755324
you know what to do lad

you know what to do

> been seeing grill
> have decent amount of sex
> whenever she's on top she keeps stopping without explanation
> when drunk admits she's a squirter and is stopping because she's embarrassed

1. should I believe this is true?
2. I don't care if I get squirted on. how can I convince her of this?

>>34755317
Well it is britfeel, tbqhwy

>>34755324

that's rough, lad. move out

>>34755349
why do normies come here still?

>>34755317

I am indeed, I even broached my serial killer obsession at work today

>>34755344
kill myself?

>>34755369
she's not laughing at me, but the virgin character. I love her 2bh, I don't want to move out but it's still shameful

>>34755317
but niggers are the violent ones and idolize drivebys where they shoot people at fast food joints

>>34755277
>Speed master
They're not that expensive.

>>34755324
Being a virgin over the age of 20 is pathetic

I lost my virginity when I was 11.

>>34755349
How long have you been going out? Maybe she just needs to get more comfortable with you before she can let herself get there without feeling embarrassed.

>>34755397

by laughing at the virgin she really is laughing at you, m8

>>34755385
Because britain is a normie nation, mate

>>34755349
I don't understand at all why a girl would be embarrassed about squirting. it's like a guy being embarrassed by jizzing. it makes no sense. I'd love it if a girl squirted all over my face.

>>34755397
Get her to suck you off and just before you cum put your dick inside her vagina and the joke is on her

>>34755349
you should get the fuck off this board and stop teasing us all

>>34755412

since new year. yeah, maybe that's it but I'm still a bit frustrated. I like her, I don't care about anything like that

>>34755385

I'd rather straight normies post here than gay robots

>just dropped a glass of water and now I have water and glass all over my room.

ffs lads

>>34755433
Because girls aren't 'supposed' to do that. Fucking David Cameron who was PM at the time made a law against it in porn which didn't help and only made girls more shamed by it.

>>34753798
Looks a bit 'council' that lad. Hope is toasty warm anyway.

>>34755447

m8, I'm in my 30s and this is this is literally the 5th grill I've ever had sex with and 2 of those I only did once. Chad's banged more in a week than I have in my life

>>34755451
No because at least a gay robot I could force him into sucking my dick

>>34755481
>5th grill I've ever had sex with
you're old enough to know what you're doing mate, you understand the fucking difficulties we have

>>34755465
really???? what an absolute fucker.

government approved sex position when

I humiliated myself at work today

A young lad asked if I needed any help and I just mumbled and repeated the name of my supervisor repeatedly

>>34755531

fuck off tripfag. fucking cunt

>tfw 20 and still only have peach fuzz.

I'm never going to be able to grow a beard am i?

MSanon here, thanks to the top lads who put me on to the Ms Society about my cunt of a boss the other day.

They're sorting out a union rep to speak to me and see if we can get it sorted.

I googled my ex girlfriend from university who I broke up with 9 years ago just there. Not sure why. Think I was just curious.

I saw a very sad comment she'd made on a blog. It was about dealing with her mother's alcoholism.

It made me realise that my life turned out much better than her's. I feel bad for her. I spent a lot of time cursing her name for treating me badly. But now I just feel sorry for her.

Weirdly, this turns me on a bit, and I'm thinking of having a wank about her.

Bought a pink hoodie, turquoise knitwear jumper, socks and a belt

Came to 18 quid

>>34755580
I knew a girl that had MS, she was a cunt and got away with it because of her MS.

>>34755580
Really glad to hear it lad. The MS society are great. They helped out my old man a lot.

>>34755574

Mate, it's 50/50 on whether you get a beard at that age.

>>34755481
And I'm in my 30s and my girl tally is 0


You're a normo

>>34755605
Cunts are cunts, nothing you can do about that until slapping people for being a tit becomes law.

virgin guy on corrie just kissed a 7/10 slag, I guess there's a gril out there for us all, just gotta b ourselves ;)

>>34755574
I wouldn't worry about it lad, I'm 23 and only just started getting actual facial hair that I can shave off. probably going to be years before I can grow a proper beard though, so don't worry

>>34755484

This is exactly why I support and encourage normies to post here, you robotic fags are repulsive.

I don't want to hear about your dick sucking, anon's story about his squirt embarrassed gf is far more interesting.

>>34755574
A man's beard doesn't hit it's maximum potential until 25+

>>34754830
In the bin it goes.

>>34755653
I'm not sucking dick I'm letting a guy suck mine which is barely gay

>tfw was hitting my head on the wall and now my lymph nodes are swollen

God why am I here

>>34755627
How did that happen lad?

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>tfw banging some broody 34 year old woman who is scared of becoming a cat lady

>>34755687
it's easy as fuck to get to that age and be a virgin if you make no effort.

>>34755672

Its not as straight as me when I get my dick sucked though is it?

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>women

Fucking roasties desu

>/britfeel/ not in OP anywhere

No wonder I couldn't find you faggots.

>>34755687
I'm 29 and a virgin.

I leave my house maybe four times a month.

How would I meet a girl to take my virginity?

>>34755750
>tfw no self conscious small breasted gf

>>34755687
You make it sound like it's a hard thing to achieve

>>34755716
It's also easy if you do make an effort

>>34755750
and yet she probably still won't fuck me the fucking bitch

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>>34755750
>this is what she looks like
REEEEEE

>>34755761
University or school like everyone else?
>>34755778
I don't see how someone could go through uni without shagging anyone at all.

>>34755816
Are you literally a woman?

Because that is the only time you can get sex easily

>>34755797
Feel sad for her tbqh, she's got a nice bod and face but she's obviously so insecure that she hates herself and posts pics like this for validation.

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>>34755816
>just go to high school at 29 bro

>>34755750
>>34755797
And yet this whore is still turning down guys.
I hope her suicide attempt for attention goes wrong and she ends up reliant on a carer for the rest of her life.

>>34755797
She's a bit of a semen demon, might follow her

>>34755797

Not sure what your end game is here, or what your motive for posting these is.

I personally couldn't care less about this woman, she's doing typical woman shit. I don't care about the ones I know of IRL.

>>34755859
You would legit be the coolest guy in class. You'd be able to smash every 16 year old puss just because you can supply alcohol.

>>34755855
I didn't say it was easy but you've got years and meet hundreds of women. The law of averages works out that at least one of them will end up sleeping with you.
>>34755859
I'm just wondering why you didn't get laid at uni?

>>34755574
>>34755662
I'm 29. Still no beard for me beyond shitty chin scruff at best. I always just shave.

>>34755890
That'd make a good kino.

>29 year old loser somehow gets accepted to high school
>fucks all the cunnies and beats up all the 14 year old chads

>>34755909
That actually happened near where I grew up.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/man-32-posed-as-fifth-former-for-year-1601748.html

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>>34755876
>I hope her suicide attempt for attention goes wrong and she ends up reliant on a carer for the rest of her life.

I'm not fond of these type of girls either but mate.

Just sneezed and shat myself at the same time.

Just when you think you can't sink any lower.

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>>34755797
Smash or pass lads?

(Taken from her Twitter)

>>34755924
Jesus christ that's my old secondary school, I've never heard of this.

What a fucking legend.

Probably couldn't do it now with all the computers and shit

>>34755975
I'd smash anything that wasn't hairy and obese by this point

>>34755975
pass, she looks like a skelly trap

>>34755975

Skinny girls are the best, would smash.

>>34755984
Ha holy fuck, I went to school in Kirkintilloch.

>>34755988
If this isn't your answer then you don't belong on /britfeel/

I'd even fuck a disabled girl as long as it wasn't too disabled

So I'm guessing the call centre arc of my blog is a total flop?

>>34755975
Her floor isn't covered in dirty clothes so go for it.

>>34755975
Smash obviously. I don't have to like her personality.

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>>34755975
Smash like no tomorrow, i'd do anything for that pussy

>>34755797
Stop posting pictures of fluid druids on a fucking Cambodian origami forum

>>34756006
>kirky is near bearsden

Get fucked mate

>>34756021
Nah it's one of the best ever Poley. Keep it up.

>>34756044
It's about 8 miles, I thought.

Unless you mean near in terms of social class. In that sense it might as well be 1000 miles.

>>34756045
But I don't have the guts to describe people in vicious detail

>fat chav
>fat neckbeard
>fat hipster
>paki scarfy
>stuck up paki bitch
>OK paki girl
>good looking autistic white bastard who thinks he's better than me

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Since someone else started it

Lads...

Smash or pass my oneitis.

Obscured my face obviously.

>>34756095
I prefer you when you aren't acting superior.

>>34756070
>8 miles
>near

this isn't america

>>34756098
She looks nice but what the fuck has she got on

>channel 5
>show about getting tattoos on "Lads Holidays"

This is literally everything that is wrong with normies.

>>34756098
Lad dat ass is phenomenal

>>34756098
You should have obscured your outfit too.

>>34756098
Has she stolen my grandmother's curtains?

>>34756098

You look pretty tense in that photo senpai, are you ejaculating?

Doesn't look anything special in that, looks a bit like Sue Heck.

>>34756120
>>34756133
>>34756140
Please don't roast me

>>34756132
It's great but she knows it.

>>34755975
I love that skinny aesthetic.

>>34756098
G L A S G O W? that thing in the window looks like the art from one of the local breweries i think

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Smash or pass, left to right

>>34756098
Currently trying to find the girl so i can show that you posted a picture of her here talking about her arse.

>>34756121
Didn't you go on holiday with your mates when you were 18?

How many other rites of passage did you miss?

>>34756098
>THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG

Look at her body language mate, she doesn't like you.

>>34755975
Would be like sleeping with a bag of spanners mate; woman needs curves. I'll pass thanks.

>>34756201
smash, smash, smash, smash

easy

>>34756201

3,4,2,1

You can see which one got abused

>>34756244
well why would you abuse an ugly girl?

>>34756220
Sorry to say that this anon is right

She couldn't be putting her pelvis further away if she tried

>>34756201
More of girl on the right?

>>34756203
I'm pretty confident that you will not find her.

>>34756220
At the moment that's true.

>>34756266
it's just funnier

I'd join in with the game but I already smashed my last oneitis and haven't got a new one yet

>>34756319
glasgow or not tho? I swear that guy in the back is from drygate bottles

>>34756319
>at the moment that's true

A-are you gonna kill her and wear her skin?
Please don't

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HOLY SHIT LOOK INBTWEEN HER LEGS

>>34756319
Mate no offence but you look like a skinny nerd and you're dressed like an autist.

I don't even need to see your face to know what you look like: lank, greasy hair plastered across your forehead. Thick glasses in oval shaped frames. Bad skin.

I'm right, aren't I?

>>34756451
thats not a dick, you can see the hem of the otherside of the dress

still hot tho

>>34756451
I'm a fan of the thigh gap.

>>34756451
>this girl is still a virgin

I wonder who keeps posting her and whether he knows her.

The new Wednesday Campanella album "Superman" dropped on the 8th and it's fucking great. They continue to surprise me, expect them to begin big stars in the west.

>>34756098

Do you people live in a home? Why are you two willingly dressing like that?

>>34756527
>Wednesday Campanella
what genre lad? i'm interested

>>34755975
I want to gorge myself on her arsehole

>>34756109
It's me being honest, I'm not acting superior, just hate certain people

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>Just intelligent enough to know I know nothing and i'm dumb
>Not dumb enough to live ignorantly with a self-inflated ego and opinions

Lads.... what if the needy DFC girl is posting HER OWN images?!

>>34756618
Electro officially but it's more like experimental hip-hop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jWLioW7Zx0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyI_xZKisUw

Two tracks from the new album.

>>34756652
Then she's playing a very dangerous game.

>>34756626
You should be humble and understand that, right now, these people are better than you. Show respect to them.

>>34752944

Congrats on the NMR lad

>>34756689
They make me feel bad though

I hate seeing normies acting like normies more than anything

>>34756677

I'm liking her more by the minute.

Saw a guy on the train home from work today who I am 90% sure was a robot or at the very least a loner internet loser virgin.

He wasn't fat, he was noticeably thin, VERY pale (as pale as me and I'm the palest person I know), plain dress sense (dark fitted jeans, black jacket, black converse-style trainers, black beanie).

For the duration of the journey he sat absorbed in his phone. I was sitting directly opposite him though and I could see his screen; he wasn't texting anyone. In fact he didn't check his texts or any social media apps the entire time. He was playing a chess game and would periodically switch out to change songs. He also appeared to read what looked like some sort of scanned textbook at one point. His smartphone looked old and the screen was small. I couldn't identify the model.

I almost wanted to say something to him. In the end I just stared at him and his phone the entire train journey. The train was busy and he was looking down the entire time so didn't notice but I literally watched him the entire ride.

>>34756201

Smash, pass, pass, pass

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>this is her boyfriend

HOW DO THESE UGLY FUCKERS GET QT GFS AND IM STILL A VIRGIN

>>34756795
>dat pubestache
Don't worry, he's not a keeper

>>34756765

He knew you were watching.

>>34756795
>boyfriend
wow fucking dropped

>>34756728
Well that doesn't give you the right to disrespect them.

You just have to find a constructive way to deal with your emotions.

>>34756765
Wasn't there a guy earlier posting about a gay guy that was staring at him on the train?
Coincidence?

>>34756765

Between Coventry and Northampton?

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Thought you should get a real woman. Smash or pass?

There's only one correct answer.

>>34756831
Like self-harming again?

At least I haven't broken yet, I feel like it would be so easy to give up.

>>34756867
>real woman
>obese and with at least one kid

*swipes left*

>>34756867
smash, I'm so desperate as long as she has a pussy that's good enough for me.

>>34756881
No. Just not being smug and acting superior.

You aren't superior to anyone yet. You could be, one day. But not yet.

>>34756937
But I have low self-esteem, it's pretty much my most significant problem

I need to be smug/superior to some extent

At least I'm superior to most/all pakis

>>34756881

I hope you start self harming you smelly paki tranny

>>34756900

*fanny

Smelly, yank lover.

as a trap, let me say i am fed up with this fascination / constant posting about traps
stop it you fags
and please don't hate on us because other people fetishise us.
please leave us alone and stick to your roasties. thank you.

tfw only aroused by masturbation

>>34757068
also fuck off poleaboo you insane fetishist man, you are not a transsexual, you will never be one of us