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Why didn't Starlight kill Chrysalis in the season 6 finale? She had the perfect opportunity to permanently Equestria of her, but she let her get away.
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>>29908722
starlight is a nice pone
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She didn't want Twilight to think she was falling back into her evil ways.
The better question is why Discord didn't.
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>>29908722
why didnt Luna, Celestia, Cadence, Twilight, Discord, Shining Armor, or any of the other now free ponies or reformed changelings?
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He's watching you Glimmerpost right now.
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Boop glimmer on the nose.
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>>29908436
She's already on it
Just watch this
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>>29908440
So I have a real human GF but still fap to ponies, should I kill myself?
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>So I have a real human GF
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>>29908347
Yes. The answer is always yes.
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Why not introduce her to your interests?
Maybe ask her to dress like a pony and fuck her.
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>walk into your room
>Starlight is humping your pillow furiously
>she doesn't notice you
>pic related
What is your immediate reaction?
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>>29908295
Hide another pink poochie thread
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>>29908295
Oh so you do enjoy Glimmer? k I'll continue writing her the way she is.
Don't fix what's not broken, am i rite?
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>Be me at Babscon
>Ready to party and mingle with the fanbase.
>Want to get into the /mlp/ room where they're holding the party.
>This tall guy acting as a bodyguard is sitting at the door tells me the room is full.
>Hey, bro. It's cool. Do you know who I am? I write for the show.
>No and I don't give a shit.
>I write for the show! C'mon we're both bronies here.
>Yeah right. Fuck off before I call security.
>What_the_fuck.notpng
>Con handler next to me shrugs and there's another guy in the distance laughing his ass off.
And I wanted to give you guys free blowjobs.
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Get your fucking waifu Poochie off the board.
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>>29908107
Mother of God.
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>what_the_fuck.notpng
>.notpng
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Twilight makes me happy. It's nice.
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>>29907459
Ponies make me happy, but then they make me sad whenever I remember they're not real.
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>>29907459
What thread are you trying to push off the board this time, retard
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>>29907466
Yeah, but at least it's nice for a bit.
>>29907472
Any of the Glimmer threads.
Or that retarded Trixie is a dude thread.
Mike Vogel Interview.
Lets see what SATAN SAYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0G7rBicPB4
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>>29907397
It is the recent one from BABScon btw
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>>29907397
notice his confidence like hes the one making up entire show. Never mention McCarthy or that he's just a small writer.
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>>29907397
>Vogel came up with changeling reformed
fugg
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- She likes to organize things in perfect order
- She likes things completely even
- She gets panic attack if things don't go down according to her own schedule
All the these signs show that Twilight Sparkle is in fact Autistic. Thoughts?
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>>29907347
I think you're autistic too.In all seriousness, Rainbow Dash is the only autistic character on the show.
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>>29907355
No it'sMaud
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>>29907347
that's not maud
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Howdy, partner!
What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.
Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.
The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:
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>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."
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Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.
If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.
If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.
If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.
Thread 193! And there's a certain someone our heroes need to see.
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VP of Hasbro Studios at Babscon 2017-04-19 08:06:51 Post No.29906781
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Did anybody see this man at Babscon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2wRL3o60rg
It's been 3 days already, why aren't there any videos uploaded on youtube? Most people can upload straight from their smartphones or tablets.
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>>29906781
>mfw someone probably called him a faggot and told him to go hang himself thinking he was just an average fruity brony asking for free brohoofs.
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>>29906781
This. FOr fuck sake he has more power over the story than McCarthy and no one gave a shit about recording the panel or his Q&A?
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>>29906850
>"Here I am at babscon! Me, salt of the earth, average joe brony; Mike Vogel!"
>"Heh, think I'll just mingle with some of mah peeps!"
>"Yo yo yo, dudes! Whose best pony?"
>'...The fuck?'
>"Isn't Vogel a based ass mofo? Ya dig?"
>'Why don't you go suck a fart out of Peter New's ass, faggot. Get lost.'
Weeb Horse Edition
Legends of Magic #1 is still storytimed here!
>>29847781
701 & 702: Celestial Advice & All Bottled Up
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
http://derpy.me/dHhDr
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5ie29v
Old horse: >>29899561
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reminder that anime faggots have their own board
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703: A Flurry of Emotions -After planning a jam-packed day, Twilight Sparkle also agrees to babysit her niece, Flurry Heart. But with Flurry Heart along for the ride, Twilight Sparkle struggles to maintain her title as “The Best Aunt Ever” while keeping Flurry Heart out of trouble!
704: Rock Solid Friendship -When Pinkie Pie learns that Maud might move to Ponyville, she does everything she can to make sure her sister sees that it has more to offer than just rocks.
705: Fluttershy Leans In -Fluttershy is determined to make her career dreams come true with the help of some very special ponies. But when her true vision is not being executed properly, she must find a way to stand up and fight for her ideas.
706: Forever Filly -When Rarity surprises Sweetie Belle with a special day together filled with all of her favorite activities, she quickly learns that her little sister is no longer the little foal she used to be.
707: Parental Glideance -When Rainbow Dash's parents discover she's a Wonderbolt, they show up at every event to cheer her on. However, their unabashed enthusiasm proves to be rather embarrassing and pushes Rainbow Dash to the brink.
708: Hard to Say Anything -When the Cutie Mark Crusaders discover that Big Mac has his first crush, they vow to help him win Sugar Belle’s heart before Feather Bangs does it first.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
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Sunset Shimmer Thread 2017-04-19 09:16:31 Post No.29904382
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Post pics, and love Sunset.
Sunset Sunday Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/EG5MyMqE
GreentextSavant’s Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/u/AlexanderGrey
BG9's Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/u/BG9
Gritsaw’s Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/u/Gritsaw
Sunset Greentexts-
Anon Sunset Blackmail- http://pastebin.com/mSjEWgh8
Sunset x Anon by XMRWRITEFAGX- http://pastebin.com/8D0At0aP
In Her Defense by Zharkaer- http://pastebin.com/qQZCz4AL
Burning Sensation by SUPERKEATON https://pastebin.com/uFRYAqki
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But not for you-oo
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>>29904401they are the property of Ace Thruster
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* ZODIAC CYOA * thread 5.5 2017-04-19 05:43:28 Post No.29903687
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* Scorpio Edition *
Previous Thread: >>29800958 (http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29800958/)
Last Update: >>29848224 (never too late to start reading!)
CYOA archive: https://www.anonpone.com/zodiac/
Pastebin : http://pastebin.com/n1SMm4XE (still needs updated)
Current:
>you make eye contact with the memory mare
>just the two of you in the room
>the lighting is becoming overbearing
>saturating the room, giving everything a genuinely unreal feeling
>you can't help but take notice of the anxiety mounting in your chest
>you try to steady your breath, taking note of how the color around you could even be seen as soothing
“Let's just... let's wait here for a bit. I don't know, maybe we can find something useful”
>she nods
>the uneasy look in the depths of her gray eyes does not subside
>her facial expression matches the feeling in the pit of your gut eerily well
>you stand up and begin pacing
>you cover the length of the room several times over
>just walking
>you guide your hand over the surface of the cool white walls
>you watch your hands move
>working, trying to search for something
>you feel the need to talk
“So uh, any good exploring stories from the castle so far?”
>you watch her look up at you from a considerable distance
>the gems in her dress refract the colored light in such a subtle and ghostly manner
>“The most notable thing I would say so far is the size of the building itself...”
>she blinks and watches you pace, re-positioning herself in the grass beneath her slightly
>“I mean really, it has everything and more”
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>you nod, trying to get your mind away from the current situation
>you sigh and nod
“Yeah, I've noticed it is very elaborate, a lot must have went into the construction”
>you make it back over closer to the memory mare
>there really isn't going to be much of an option...
>“Oh, I don't believe that the castle was constructed”
>she looks to be in a bit of a daze
>staring up at the ceiling, watching the orbs hover in place above
>that doesn't make any sense
“I don't quite get what you mean, how else would it get here?”
>she blinks a few times and stands up
>“The better question is how would you get these kind of materials out here”
>she looks around, scanning the walls and doors
>“Really, think about it. It doesn't add up”
>you try to evaluate what she is saying but your mind is too cluttered
>you have no way to tell how long you have been down here at this point
>you keep pacing
>it feels like it has been a decent amount of time
>you need to move
“I can see what you mean”
>you pause for a moment
“I think we should try one of these doors”
>you tentatively eye the door with the large D overhead
>the memory mare's disoriented gaze follows yours
>“Yes, we might as well”
>you walk over to the door and gently place your hand on the knob
>you take several steady deep breathes and then slowly open the door
>it looks yellow inside
>you blink
>must be your eyes adjust to the lack of blue hue
>you cautiously take a few steps forward
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>this is definitely impressive
>the room is also circular, but this one is filled with tables
>you walk across the tile underneath as you scan your eyes over the room
>there is so much in here
>it looks like a study
>papers and books scattered everywhere
>you notice the large table in the center of the room has a single memory jar place on top of it
>the flame flickers and flashes a bright shade of venomous purple
>it tasteful accents the gentle colors of the room's interior
>the memory mare walks along side you, gazing directly up at the ceiling
>you look up
>the ceiling is very high up in this room as well
>you figure that it probably reaches ground level
>there is a single, narrow spiraling staircase leading up to what appears to be a second floor above you
>“I-I think that I have been here before”
>you look over to the mare who is cautious trotting around the room, her eyes scanning the notes around her
>huh
>you take a quick glance at one of the books near you
>the title is completely illegible to you
>you cautiously reach out and grasp the book, it feels solid in your hands
>you open up to a random page in the middle
>the worn paper displays a grotesque diagram of a sliced open pony
>yikes, those sketches are way too detailed
>you quickly set the book down and take a couple steps forward, glancing up at the floor above as you walk
>input
- continue exploring room, talk with the mare, what can see remember ?
- go up to the second floor, try to find an exit
- go to the purple flame, maybe view the memory?
- you have a bad feeling, leave this room and try another one of the doors
- any dialogue suggestions
- other (specific)
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Frantically search the books for a way to reserve this. Anything to stop the zoduac finding out we came down here in a moment of weakness.
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Let’s get hypothetical.
You’re a writer who’s been going at it for a bit now. You really enjoy what you do and put your blood, sweat, and tears into each story. One day, you decide to post it in a random thread to get some feedback.
Just one problem: no takers.
You wonder if you should even bother writing; you decide to quit and move on to something else.
If that story applies to you, then hold your horses. If all you wanted was feedback, to improve your writing skills a bit, or maybe just see how others do it, then you’ve come to the right place. There are a few rules, however:
>Posting the story directly in the thread is preferred over a link to Pastebin, FiMFiction, etc.
>One story at a time.
>Don’t be a dick or asshole when reading or critiquing.
>All stories posted within the thread must be pre-written.
This thread’s purpose is to encourage writefags all over /mlp/ to write. We’re laid back here. Post what you want as long as it’s pone related. We’re not all “STOREEEYS ONLY!” We discuss topics such as writing techniques, interesting tropes, and bring forth story ideas. Let’s have fun.
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Tips and links:
Writefags' Guild Discord Chat: https://discord.gg/XNM2tVS
Things you should know about before writing clop:
Vhatug’s tips for anatomically correct clop and squash soup:
http://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f
http://www.literotica.com/s/erotic-synonyms (Because using dick, balls, and pussy just isn’t enough to get the reader off. Remember, the reader cums first.)
Had to. Puns are awesome.
Things you should know about writing:
Clever’s Tips on How to Write Short Stories: http://pastebin.com/GGBkxi7e
How to into writing: http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
Writing rules from Navarone: http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Ezn’s Guite to writing Fanfiction: http://eznguide.neocities.org/
Writing Book for beginners: https://mega.co.nz/#F!pwo21SKA!dljqCUmOhkwLX3x9_ApEgQ
Help for creating OC characters: http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ocguide/
A few authors from different threads should you seek inspiration from their stories:
Flutterrape general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/eG8iY7Wy
Active AiE general writers: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERX
PiE general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNy
>“How do I cure my writer’s block?”
Magic.
>“FUCK YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION!”
There’s no one way to cure it, but, if you can’t write, you may as well read stories. There’s more to writing than writing; there’s reading too, and that helps. Check some of the links above.
Try the following (keep in mind this won’t work for everyone):
-Figure out when it’s the best time for you to write.
-Fap then write*.
-Write anyway, and allow yourself to write shitty stories. More often than not, the block is the fear of it being bad. That’s what editing is for.
-Seriously, drink coffee. It’s a writer’s best friend.
-Listen to music while writing.
*Unless you’re writing clop, then listen to your boner.
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Here’s some more stuff that didn’t fit in the second post.
A couple writing podcasts:
http://www.writingexcuses.com/
http://typehammer.com/podcast/
An archive of how to write pretty much anything:
https://curiosityquills.com/limyaael/
An idea generator:
http://writers-den.pantomimepony.co.uk/writers-first-lines.php
A worldbuilding forum:
http://worldbuilding.stackexchange.com/
I figured I'd copy over this since there have been three or four people asking about it the last few threads. Though for the most part if people bother to come here they get the basic greentext correct.
>How does one into greentext?
Greentext is always second person, and almost always present tense. Every line except for the viewpoint character speaking is green. You don't have to restrict yourself to one sentence per line.
>Why does one into greentext?
To my knowledge, greentext stories were born from quest/CYOA threads. Since the audience was essentially roleplaying as the one making these choices, they were almost always written is second person (just like CYOA books).
Quotation arrows are one of the only forms of markup available on 4chan, so they were used liberally, which eventually settled into this pattern for stories.
If you want to write more typical prose, I've never seen anybody REEE'd at for it yet.
Since I'm at the top anyways, I'll repeat a warning that I've seen a lot of people saying Vhatug's tips for squash are inaccurate. Do some independent research if you give a shit.
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Incidentally, Handsome Jew, if you're kicking around, I have a question for you about your story.
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“No, I don’t have anything that I was particularly going to do. More exploring, but that can wait.” You affirm. “It sounds like fun.”
>She grins. “Sure thing. Let’s get going, then.”
>She grabs a few things, putting her hair in a fresh bandana and coming out her (and your) coat before the two of you start over to the tavern that she was talking about.
“So… your house got destroyed?”
>”Yup! Wasn’t the only one, another parapsrite infestation got loose and it was hours before they could reign the suckers back in. They went straight for the instrument store this time. Clever little buggers.”
“Huh… I think I remember dealing with parapsrites before. Nothing specific, just vague memories.”
>”That’s not surprising. They can pop up anywhere. I hear we fry them and sell ‘em by the ton to the griffons, though. Anything to get rid of ‘em. Gentra doesn’t like them.”
“Gentra’s part of your posse?”
>”Yup! Me, Gentra, Dirty Hooves, and Speedy Service. I think you met Gentra earlier. We’re called the Ponyville Regulars on account of helping with crises here and there.”
Any questions or conversation?
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You're some kind of local hero? Should have guessed.
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So like a more localized version of the elements of harmony.inb4 that is where this is going
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“So you guys are local heroes? Like, Elements of Harmony but on a smaller scale?”
>”Huh? No, no, nothing with the fancy magic or anything like that. We’re just all pretty good at what we do. I know a thing or two about machines and farming, Gentra is an expert at the financials, which is pretty dang important when you’re rebuilding, Dirty Hooves works in construction, and Speedy Service is a delivery mare who knows everything about gettin’ around town right quick. We don’t do much fighting, we just help with the clean up.”
>As you two are talking, you arrive in the Calmest Tavern, which definitely seems to fit in with it’s name. The colors are muted, the atmosphere is relaxed, and chill music plays in the background as the two of you take your seat.
>As she’s finished talking, a unicorn with beige fur wanders in casually and slowly. She looks around blearily, as if she’s not quite sure where she is, and takes a seat next to you.
>”You really should bring me here,” she says in a gravelly, easy-going voice. “I’m bound to fall asleep anytime I’m here.” She looks over at you. “Oh. Hello. My name is Speedy Service. What are you all about?”
>She gives you a lazy grin.
“Well, uh, I’m new in town, and I can’t rem-”
>”Naaaaaah,” she says slowly, casually. “Like, I’ll get the specifics eventually… but what’s you are ALL about?”