>Be me at Babscon
>Ready to party and mingle with the fanbase.
>Want to get into the /mlp/ room where they're holding the party.
>This tall guy acting as a bodyguard is sitting at the door tells me the room is full.
>Hey, bro. It's cool. Do you know who I am? I write for the show.
>No and I don't give a shit.
>I write for the show! C'mon we're both bronies here.
>Yeah right. Fuck off before I call security.
>What_the_fuck.notpng
>Con handler next to me shrugs and there's another guy in the distance laughing his ass off.
And I wanted to give you guys free blowjobs.
Get your fucking waifu Poochie off the board.
>>29908107
Mother of God.
>>29908107
>what_the_fuck.notpng
>.notpng
>>29908107
No special privileges for anyone just like it should be on an anonymous image board. I see no issue.
>>29908107
i cant believe a fucking octaviafag is responsible for this travesty
>>29908107
I was there to witness that shit while I was trying to help manage the party. It was fucking hilarious. Iirc the VA for Big Mac also was told to fuck off
>>29908968
Nah. Big Mac's VA made it all the way in and saw the KP daki and was offered a plastic horse cock. The faggotry was too much even for him.
>>29908968
>>29908978
You guys are fucking amazing.
See:
>>29907759
>>29908087
>>29908776
>>29908875
He wasn't /ourguy/.
>>29908107
>Be me at Babscon
>Want to get into /mlp/'s party.
>This huge neet sitting at the door tells me the room is full
>C'mon we're both bronies here, please let me in.
>He tells me to fuck off.
>Okay.jpg
>I mean I wanted to give you guys free blowjobs, but if you don't want me around.
>>29908107
>be the bouncer for the /mlp/arty
>some random bitch walks up
>her badge says executive con staff or some shit
>she says to me
"mr vogel would like to check out the party"
>who the fuck is mike vogel
>I say to the bitch to fuck off we're full
>I turn into the party and see people humping the KP daki
>nothing out of the ordinary
>when i look back some cunt named meghan mccarthy is standing there
>who the fuck is meghan mccarthy
>i tell her to fuck off we're full and once again turn to the party
>peter new is walking around in his socks
>nothing out of the ordinary
>when i turn back, some red haired tumblr looking cunt is standing there
>i try to get a look at her badge
>it says Lauren Floss or something
>who the fuck is Lauren Floss
>tell her to fuck off we're full
10/10 saved the party from some autism
>>29910146
>mfw It's the real Octaviafag who started it all.
>>29910146
>tumblr looking
nigr i will cut u irl
>>29909893
>>29910146
*Blocks your path*
Octavia confirmed for donkey.
>>29910146
>in his socks
nice touch
>>29910146
*Blocks your path* - Fuck off, we're full.
>be the bouncer for the /mlp/arty
>some random bitch walks up
>her badge says executive con staff or some shit
>she says to me
"mr vogel would like to check out the party"
>who the fuck is mike vogel
>I say to the bitch to fuck off we're full
>I turn into the party and see people humping the KP daki
>nothing out of the ordinary
>Peter New made it in.
>He was offered a plastic horsecock, scoffed and left.
>Dude was a right twat.
>nothing out of the ordinary
10/10 saved the party from some autismYou're a walking meme now.
>>29910146
Aw man you should have found a way to get the second group in or tell Vogel he's extra special and to ditch the group.
Let him inside and get him >raped when he mentions Slice Of Life or Magical Mystery Cure is his favourite episode or Glimmer is his favourite pony. Could have gotten Nyx on the show, man.
>>29908960
>>29910146
Your killing me
>>29910146
You shall now be known as Kekikus Maximus, bringer of memes.
>>29910146
Should have said "ah yes we have room for 1 more. Peter New get out, we're replacing you with Mike Vogel."
A bunch of 36-42 horny drunk horsefuckers with horse dildos, body pillows, porno on the tv, potentially angry autists.
Sure would be a shame for the creative vision behind the show to slip on a horsedildo and hit his head knocking him into a coma for 12 months enough for the writers to actually do their fucking job correctly for once.
anyone shitposting his twitter about this?
>>29910146
Octaviafag is now a legend.
>>29914000
trips confirm
>>29914000
AND THE LEEEGEEEND OF *Blocks your path* - fuck off we're full LIVES ON!! LIVE ON THIS BOARD!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOP5raLiDSk
>>29912219
You're a clever sheep.
>>29912219
You're not invited to my parties anymore, sheep.
>>29912219
>Slipping on rubber horsecocks.
What are the chances of that happening? :^)
>>29908107
Should have let him inside and >raped him with a rubber horsecock.