>walk into your room
>Starlight is humping your pillow furiously
>she doesn't notice you
>pic related
What is your immediate reaction?
>>29908295
Hide another pink poochie thread
>>29908295
>>29908295
Oh so you do enjoy Glimmer? k I'll continue writing her the way she is.
Don't fix what's not broken, am i rite?
>>29908295
I yell at the bitch for soiling my stuff.
Gas all Glimmerfags
>>29908295
probably get a boner and awkwardly leave
>>29908295
Wait and watch her cum, THEN announce my presence for maximum embarrassment.
>>29908310
>>29908356
JACKPOT
>>29908392
Simply epik my dude
Don't forget to take a screencap for your boyfriends on r/4chan
>>29908295
>sneak up behind her
>climb on top of her like a stallion mounting his mare
>wait for reaction
>??????
>sex
>>29908398
>>>/r/glimmerhate
>>29908295
>she's humping my aj daki.
Join in.
>>29908295
That pic makes my pee pee happy.
>rape
>>29908295
Poochie a shit.
GAS
ALL
GLIMMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29908350
No! Please! Take your Poochie out of the show.
>>29908392
That "anti-Glimmer autist" has a very Jewish look to him.
>>29908402
Probably this, but I wouldn't wait for a reaction before I started tongue-blasting her log cutter.
Bitch breaks into my room and soils my pillow? You better believe I'm going to break into her anus and soil her colon.
>>29908392
>>29908415
Yeah, you're totally not a bunch of shitposting children
>>29908696
>spams "poochie" and "gas all glimmerfags"
Yeah, you're totally not a bunch of shitposting children
>>29908715
Keep bleating that victim complex, shitbird
Fuck off to your poochie general with your pet autist; that fencehopping abusefag
It all makes sense now.
>>29908392
Muslims on my /mlp/? might be more real than you think.
>>29908733
What are you going to do if I don't? Spam shitpost some more? I'm so scared.
>>29908756
>gyeheh xd u mad
No, you're autistic.
>>29908295
>give her the side eye and tell her to make sure she washes the pillow and sheets when she's done. Go have lunch with my waifu.
>>29908295
"Leave Jiggly Puff alone!" And then I punch her in the face with my penis.
>>29908775
Nice shitpost.
>>29908756
Stay an autistic faggot then.
>>29908847
>>29908807
All Glimmerfags are confirmed sociopaths.
>>29908856
low functioning autists, booger eating retards, windowlicking helmet wearing spergs, etc...
>>29908848
Ok.
>>29908907
Who asked for a discription of anti glimmer shitposters?
Gas all Glimmerfags
>>29908934
Quality shitpost, dude. Ecks dee.
>>29908939
>now that's how you shitpost
you'd know, ofcourse
>>29908392
Pajeet go fuck your goat waifu, she's calling your name, Ahmed.
>>29908944
>>29908947
>poochienigger is also the retard calling posts he doesn't agree with poo in loo's/curryniggers
makes sense
>>29908947
>calls me by an indian name, then an Arabic name
Really fires up the ol' neurons...
>>29908295
Gonna have some fun with best pone.
>>29908392
>>29908415
>>29908612
>>29908628
>>29908675
Holy shit just pick a Glimmer picture and start spamming it already you fucking mong.
At least the shitposters are doing it for fun, you're literally sitting there all day making your ebin reaction pics and unironically being the Glimmer Defence Force of /mlp/.
>>29908689
Oy vey! The Glimmerfags know!
>>29908966
Stay paranoid, my friend. Oh wait you don't have friends.
>>29908966
Take a closer look at the image he posted, you brainless moron.
>>29908983
You forgot to point out the people ITT unironically being the Anti Glimmer Force.
Yeah, I'm going to do what I want.
>>29908966
good god, you're a fucking idiot
>>29908970
>He's bothered by this.
So you're from Pakistan, right?
>>29908295
"If you spooge on my pillow, you're doing my laundry for a week. Rules of the house."
>>29908295
>>29908295
Do girls actually hump pillows? What is the purpose?
>>29909289
There's a pretty large amount of videos, so I am pretty sure it's common
table corner humping is also a thing
Rape
Kill
Rape again
>>29908392
Are Glimmerposters actually from Argentina?
>>29909338
No, I'm white.
>>29866423
>>29877350
>>29909027
>>29908997
>>29908351
>>29908914
>>29908295
>>29908722
There are eight Glimmer-related threads on a board with less than 100 threads at a time, and most of the Glimmer threads are just writefag bait or thinly-veiled shitposting. Two more have recently been archived.
Excluding generals which tend to rotate through images related to the general theme, that's the most out of any pony.
>inb4 t-that's just because there's a lot to discuss about Glimmer
Then keep it to your general thread, that's what it's there for.
>inb4 t-that's just because Glimmer is best pony, she deserves it
EVERYONE thinks their waifu is best pony. You chucklefucks are the only ones that need eight threads to "discuss" your waifu, when everyone else does it in three (at MOST).
Do you wonder why people hate you fags?
>>29909111
nice digits.
>>29909375
And right after I posted this three more popped up:
>>29909366
>>29909324
>>29909380
>>29909375
tbqh when this thread was made there was a lot less, people upped their shitposting when autists made a big deal over this one
>>29909363
>Argentina
>white
Sure, faggot.
>>29908295
It wasn't Haber's OC after all. It was Vogel's. pet mary sue character.
>>29909375
>expecting answers that wont be a myriad of the same masturboop shitpost image
Bump ^:)
>>29909375
>>29909396
No, anon, you don't get it. It's the ANTI glimmer autists you know? The secret worldwide organization that's in contact with the illuminati, the aliens and the Bogdanov twins! Their master plan is to alter the global consensus on Glimmer! They falseflag all the time, don't you get it? They want you to hate her. They want to give her wings and then crash the Glim plane with no survivors! Wake up dude!!
>>29908295
>tfw you will never stand in the doorway and watch glimmy whimper and shake as she rides out her orgasm against the pillow, and then watch her face when she opens her eyes and realizes you saw the entire thing
>>29908295
To finish her off so I can see her marecock flare up and spurt ropes of hot cum at the ceiling, coaxing out every last drop.
>>29909586
we aren't talking about trixie
>>29909637
But we can certainly try to talk about her too. Use glimmers spilt cum as lube for you to prick trixies great and powerful prostate, and you'll be good to go.
>>29909659
>prostate
Look buddy if Trixie is gonna have a dick, she's gonna be a futa mare, not a stallion.
>>29909701
>futa mare
>futa
>f u t a
>not transexual
Haha, nice try.
>>29909716
That's even worse, that means she's mentally ill, and chose to mutilate herself.
>>29908350
Yes, she's fine.
>>29908415
why new balance?
>>29908350
Yeah, you're right. Thanks.
>>29909777
>>>/r9k/
ask them there you waste of digits
>>29908295
slit her throat and drink her blood
>>29909777
pic related, it's autismcore/dadcore essential
they're known to be worn by people who are totally unaware fashion wise. i.e. dads and autists
not all NBs are bad, tho
>>29908350
>Don't fix what's not broken, am i rite?
RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING HYPOCRITE AND THIEF. Stealing Dhx's words right out their mouth!!!
>>29909833
glim's fine
delet this
>>29909833
ree
>>29909757
Sounds like you need a few shocks from daddy pence himself
>>29908295
bump
>>29909483
>reading comprehension
>>29909568
>>29908295
>Rape her behind
>>29908295
Fuck, this thread had potential for some good orgasm denial green
>>29908356
>>29908392
>>29908415
>>29908689
>>29908696
>>29908715
Way to ruin the fun, assholes
>>29912253
There's still a chance. Writefags for the love of God please
>>29912294
Take it to your general, shitbirds
>>29912304
Bump
>>29908295
cock vore her while she's distracted
>>29912253
>be anun
>go 2 bed room
>gleem glam is molesting your pillow
>her eyes closed
>stealthmode.xfc
>stand in front of her staring g
>she is oblivious
>"AHh I cum?!"
>wtf?
"STARLIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>rip pillow away
>gleem screams loud and fall off bed
>"No!! Anun pls give pillow"
>lolnope.html
end
Cant flimflam the glimglam
>>29908346
>How Anon persuades ponies to have sex with him.
>>29908295
>sneak up to her
>wait till she starts cumming
>bear hug her from behind
>>29908295
"So, if you wanted the real thing, you should have just asked. Wanna make sure I have to launder ALL the bedding together?"
>>29913272
>you will never tightly hold a confused Starlight right past the point of no return as she moans and thrashes, trying to stimulate her winking pussy before he climax ends
STOP GIVING ME FETISHES THAT WILL NEVER BE FULFILLED
>>29908947
>>29908392
>ask if I can be the pillow.
Funny how last night I had a dream where I was gonna fuck starlight and then I woke up.
>>29914334
I liked Starlight but this site has ruined her for me. She was some fresh blood in the show which I liked and you guys had to ruin her.
>>29908295
I'm loyal to my waifu and Starlight isn't her, so I'd just close the door and let her finish and then throw away the pillow later that night and change my sheets.
It would be hard to explain to my waifu why Starlight's juices are all over my bed.
>>29908415
Not best pony, but she is second best imo.
>>29908780
>unironically still waifuing FS
>>29914561
>just close the door
>not initiating platonic shenanigans
bump for green
>>29908295
>>29908295
rape