Can we discuss how stupid Sci-Twi powers are compared to the other girls ? They all have something that reflects their personality and life style, telling us more about them:
Applejack has super strength, and one can quickly chalk it up to her working on the farm and her Equestrian version being an Earth Pony, but there's much more to that. It's a reflection of her inner strength, how she must stay strong for her family which counts on her and how life's hardships, including the death of her parents, toughened her up.
Pinkie's explosives are her hyperactivity, standing still and then erupting unexpectedly with a force of a volcano.
Dash's speed is her way of life, to take care of as much as she can as fast as she can and always be first.
Rarity's diamond shield is a metaphor of her constant pursuit of newest fashion and valuables as a distraction from beatings her drunk father and his friends give her.
Fluttershy's animal talking power has roots in her love of all things that live and her desire to understand and get along with everyone.
Finally there's Sunset which has the most fitting power: mind reading. She always had problems with getting along with people, not getting what makes them tick beyond her threats and demands. She had to learn to get along with the others but for the most time she was an outsider. But now she can read their minds and in her fucked up socially retarded way understand them.
But Twilight ? Pew pew, laser beams ! What the fuck does that say about her ?
>>29921089
Can we discuss how stupid this new idea of not using specific words to evade all my filters is?
>>29921089
TL;DR
Is there ANYWHERE you can discuss Equestria Girls without pissing someone off?
Who's ready for tomorrow?
>>29920846
Nice gif. When's it coming on again?
>>29920846
fagget
>>29920846
>The fairly odd baby
Yes. Can't wait for it.
>>29918309
"Query a description of the prisoner." I look around in case they appear. "And where are the girls?"
"The only nearby Element is Administrator Applejack, ma'am."
Administrator? She must have her reasons. "Is she in immediate danger?"
"Last I knew it wasn't immediate."
"She can handle herself. And the prisoner?"
"The arcology's mainframe is not allowing this unit to log into the systems." The star circles around me, as if searching something, "As it stands, we both seem to be blocked off most systems."
"Don't you have any information yourself?" I look at the lower catwalk. I might be able to jump down there, if my earth pony magic is as developed as I think it is, and the kitchens are south of there, and the research and levitation engine rooms north.
"During your fight with it, the prisoner's body was twice as large as you are now and was covered in what seemed like several layers of robes. It also wore a bird-like mask, or had a remarkably bony face."
My eyes open wide.
Another shout echoes across the broken arcology.
"Star, when was the prisoner captured and in which conditions?"
"By the time of the capture this unit had moved to a safe location away from the fight, ma'am. My apologies."
"Can you tell me where she is now?"
The next shout, and the sound of Magic running past reinforced steel walls like they are paper, make my legs shake.
"The arcology's unstability is disrupting the radars, ma'am."
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"SPARKLE!" Shouts magic, making my head hurt.
"I advise evasion, ma'am."
I can't defend myself like this, I think as I jump to the lower catwalk. I'll need food soon if I don't want to collapse again in the next few minutes, and...
The ground, already off-level, shakes again when I land and almost makes me fall to the red-hot floor below.
I grab to the handrail jut in case, "What's the state of the arcology?"
"Recent events have sent the main reactor into a critical state, ma'am. This unit was scheduled to oversee the repair drones, but they seem to be completely missing."
The earthbone in the research center. If the arcology goes down I can't let it be destroyed.
2/2
>>29920795
What do you want, Magic? I'm kind of in the middle of a disaster right now. I need to get food so I have the energy to use my magic to keep bird-masked monster from getting loose or the earth-bones from getting free.
>>29920795
You are not going to be able to fight MAGIC in this state and I really have to wonder why you thought trying to imprison a fundamental force of nature was a good idea. AT any rate, if you want to survive you need magic, which means food. Jump down and go south.
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Twiggy Piggy
>>29920719
Half minotaur nerd.
>>29920719
Happy holidays familia, be sure to take good care of your teeth ^:)
Silly Hat Pone
Did you know there's ANOTHER cartoon made by DHX/Studio B featuring Tabitha St Germain, Michelle Creber, Madeleine Peters, Nicole Oliver, Kathleen Barr, and Daniel Ingram?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-CkjaghqEg
>>29920110
GO
FUCK
YOURSELF
>>29920110
Every cartoon produced by DHX, and basically any Canadian-made cartoon since the mid-90s for that matter, stars at least some of the same voice actors.
>>29920110
yeah, it's great
>when your waifu gets insulted
>>29919976
mfw
>>29919976
mfw
>tfw Nyxfag and someone says Nyx a shit
Guys, I have a problem.I love Sweetie Belle too much.What do I do?
>>29919897
Rape here until she hates you.
>rape
>>29919897Move on.
Do you think it's possible for us to have Fallout crossover thread that's not about Fallout Equestria ?
Fast forward to Fallout 4, you are the Sentinel of the Brotherhood of Steel and you just received fresh reinforcement brought from DC. Elder Maxon decided to leave seven of them, all young Aspirants that until recently were squires, under your tutelage so you can help shaping the future of the commonwealth. All seven come from tribes the Brotherhood protected in the past, try not making fun of their names and customs.
The three branches you can assign them to are:
>Knights, the warriors and defenders in Power Armor
>Scribes, the technicians and scholars armed with the few plasma weapons that you possess
>Lancers, the angels in the sky delivering and extracting your teams
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The seven Aspirants are:
>Applejack: the powerhouse of the group, tall and muscular but with some surprising insight at times. You could swear she had Strength of ten men. Also a living lie detector and amateur moonshiner.
>Sunset Shimmer: the eagle eye, she often assisted senior Knights as a spotter. Her Perception extends beyond the physical it would seem, she can read people so well it's almost like she can read their minds.
>Fluttershy: the smallest and least talkative of the group, although from what you read she can get quite vocal and aggressive when the group is in danger. She usually shrinks even further when approached by anyone she doesn't yet know on the Prydwen, but according to the statement of one of her previous instructors she threw herself screaming at a Yao-Guai that ambushed them during a retinue patrol in vicinity of the Citadel. More stupid than brave you thought, but what's surprising is that she took several clawed swipes from it without flinching it, a testament to her Endurance, and actually "convinced" it to leave.
>Rarity: the vocal one, while she earned some reprimands from senior officers already for snooping everywhere around the ship, you have to admit that she proposed a lot of improvements that they begrudgingly implemented, mostly thanks to her Charisma.
>Twilight Sparkle: smart and learned, she used her time as a Squire to study prewar tech giving her edge Intelligence. While she isn't the biggest of the bunch and can be quite rigid in the way she does things, you received word that whenever her friends were in danger she turned into quite a fighter.
2/3
>Rainbow Dash: a lighting bolt trapped in a human body, Agile and slippery as a mole rat. Always running around, checking for something to do, especially if it gives the chance to get on a Vertibird and shoot the guns. Hides a collection of books and comics under her bed, thinking no one sees them. Also loves hanging out on the Prydwen's deck and taking pictures of Boston from up here.
>Pinkie Pie: ...she's Lucky those mininukes she was juggling didn't explode. Where did she even find them ? Well, you assigned her to scrub the decks for now as punishment, better get those to Teagan.
3/3
So, Fallout Equestria Girls?
I would assign them like so:
Knights: Applejack and Rarity
Scribes: Twilight, Sunset, and Fluttershy
Lancers: Rainbow and Pinkie
Rarity will surely take good care of her armor. Flutteshy is surely too small to fit inside armor. Pinkie's sense will surely come handy when piloting through tight spots. The rest are obvious choices.
Just... why ?
>>29919772
Because you touch yourself at night.
>>29919772
Because too many are too vocal about it and it annoys others to the point where they feel the need to retaliate.
>>29919772
The nature of liking something that isn't meant for people that aren't little girls causes people discomfort
>"500 feet in 2 seconds!"
Ponies confirmed for Americans.
>>29919736
she's a cute
>>29919736
So they're all retarded?
Actually that'd explain a lot.
>>29919736
>talk in American accents
Gee who'dve thought?
Why did you fall in love with your waifu?
What makes her better than any other pony?
>>29919684
I relate to her the most and I love everything about her.
>>29919684
She's the only one I would be truly comfortable being myself around.
>>29919684
The show never gave me much to go off of, but common depictions show her as either a hyperactive version of ponk. Personally I see her as a more chill version of Ponk. either way, what made me fall for her the most is her drive for entertaining ponies.
>inb4 why not just waifu ponk then
because A. waifuing the mane 6 is hard, there's too much competition and B. Ponk is a tad childish for my tastes. I see Surprise as a tamer, more mature version of Pinkie. Only time will tell whether or not the show will shed more light on her or not.
I want Sunset Shimmer to mind-read my dick
>>29919658
Pretty useless power.
>>29919658
It would be no different from reading my mind, as that too is filled to the brim with lewd.
>>29919658
Execute all Shimmerfags
>>29919394
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>>29874871
>>29780821
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>>29904382
>>29912996
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>>29918538
I think that it's fairly unanimous that EqG is complete irredeemable dogshit and that the microscopic fraction of the posters who somehow manage to love eating that shit are the objectively worst posters on this board.
If we band together we can get it removed like it should've been years ago just like how /co/ purged Homestuck and Frozen cancer.
Then we can go back to posting cute ponies instead of having these literal underage spic children plaguing the pony board with not pony.
Why haven't we done this yet?
>>29919555
Get an actual job, mate
>>29919555
>being so butthurt you click numbers in other threads
The reason why EQG must remain here is that it won't be accepted anwhere else.
>>29919580
It shouldn't be anywhere but in /trash/ with the rest of the furfag reject garbage
STOP ALL THES5GLIMMER POSTING!
>>29919569
THAT RIGHT THERE! STOP IT
>>29919575
Can we make this the next airplane Alan?
>>29919498
Cropped picture.
>>29919501
That's a big brownie.
Death to all faggots who make shit threads to push things they don't like off the board.